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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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JAMIE NARRATING:
<i>Isn't it funny</i>

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<i>how you can never
remember much about summer?</i>

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<i>♪♪</i>

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<i>It's kinda just like,
I don't know,</i>

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<i>a generic string
of happy memories.</i>

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

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<i>Like that feeling
when you leave</i>

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<i>on the last day of school</i>

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<i>and when your hands get sticky</i>

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<i>from ice cream
melting off the cone.</i>

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<i>Swimming with friends,</i>

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<i>sometimes with boys,
if you're lucky.</i>

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<i>Sleeping till 2:00.</i>

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[SIREN WAILING]

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Borrowing <i>the car.</i>

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<i>When nothing significant
ever happens,</i>

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<i>it's very easy for
the days to melt together,</i>

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<i>passing slowly
like a lazy river.</i>

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<i>[DISTANT CHATTER]</i>

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I can go tomorrow.
I can be back tomorrow.

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I'll be back tomorrow.

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- Okay.
- Hey.

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Okay, will do.
I'll be in tomorrow, okay?

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[SIGHS]
She doesn't look too good.

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Where have you been?

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- Bathroom.
- And where is Dad?

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He's on a work call
right out there.

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I'm starving. Can you sit
and chitchat with Grandma

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until I get a salad
or something?

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- You want anything?
- Yeah, I'm okay.

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- Wait, actually, wait.
- What?

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What if she, like, dies?

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She's not gonna die
while I get a salad.

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It's totally possible.

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You know what?
Text me.

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If she dies, text me.

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Don't say it so loud.
She'll hear you.

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SHIRA: She's not gonna die.

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[MONITOR BEEPING]

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JAMIE: <i>This was the summer</i>

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<i>I fucked up.</i>

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<i>♪♪</i>

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[SIGHS]

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Jamie?

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Oh, yeah.

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Come here.

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Okay.

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I have to tell you something.

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Oh, Grandma, it's okay.
You look so sleepy.

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Shh.
Girl, it's important.

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This is something
you need to hear.

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I want you to know
you're going to heaven.

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Grandma, that's so sweet.

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No, you don't understand.

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I know this for a fact.

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Um, I'm not quite
getting what you...

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Well, your mother's
a dirty Jew.

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Oh.

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So when you were a baby,

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I had you baptized
without your parents knowing.

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Isn't that marvelous?

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It's... You don't have
to be afraid anymore.

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Afraid? Oh, my God.
What? Afraid of what?

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Well, of going to hell.

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Going to... Okay.

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Okay, yeah, um...

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I should probably get going.

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- Not yet, honey.
- Okay.

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There's just one more thing.

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One thing in this world
that you need to know,

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and no one's gonna have
the guts to tell you.

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I wish I had been
prepared for it.

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Learn how to give
a good blow job.

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Jamie, what happened?

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Are you okay?

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I'll tell you in the car.

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SHIRA: When did she even,
honestly,

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take her to get baptized?

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When she was, like,
watching her for a weekend,

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she took her
and dumped her in water?

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JAMIE: <i>I didn't tell them
about the blow job part,</i>

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<i>for obvious reasons.</i>

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<i>I mean, I've never even
seen a real dick</i>

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<i>up close before.</i>

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[GIRLS CHATTING]

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Oh, my God!

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ALL: Whoo!

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GUY: Baby, don't leave!

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JAMIE: <i>I didn't see
what the big deal was.</i>

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SHIRA: Because she is
half-Jewish.

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There's no way
you take that away.

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<i>But faith or whatever?</i>

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NED: She didn't indoctrinate her
into a cult, okay?

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- Didn't she though?
- Just Catholic.

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<i>It just wasn't something
we talked about.</i>

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Half of you
is still going to hell.

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You're fine.
You're not going to hell.

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By the way, bad half's
gonna have a real good time.

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You're welcome.

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<i>♪ No matter how far we go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or how long the ride ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want you
to always remember ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love always comes on time ♪</i>

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[BEEPING]

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SHIRA: I mean,
she just had to give me

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one last fuck you, right?

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You are blowing
this out of proportion.

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- She loves you.
- No, she does not love me.

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- Let's not be crazy.
- Okay, hey.

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She's dying.

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Cut her some slack.

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SHIRA: I'm sorry.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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[RINGING CONTINUES]

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Hello?

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Is she dead?

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<i>♪♪ [SOMBER]</i>

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<i>She wasn't though.</i>

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<i>And I know it's
an awful thing to think,</i>

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<i>but looking back,
kinda wish she had been.</i>

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I don't have much time left.

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<i>I've always wondered
what snapped inside her.</i>

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<i>What is that thing
that makes old people</i>

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<i>accept that they're gonna die?</i>

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<i>That invisible force
that completely deletes</i>

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<i>whatever filter
they had left.</i>

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You were a very
difficult child, Hope,

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which is partly my fault
for having you so late.

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I mean, you'd cry and cry,
sometimes for days.

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Um, is there,

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is there a point
to this story, Mom?

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I used to lock you
in the downstairs coat closet

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till you wore yourself out,
just to get some peace.

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I've been carrying this
with me for years.

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<i>I believe in my heart</i>

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<i>Dotty genuinely thought
she was helping.</i>

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<i>Yeah, and maybe I was just
practice for the main event,</i>

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<i>but that night
she decided to finish</i>

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<i>what she started with me.</i>

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[INHALING]

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Oh, don't be so dramatic.

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You are a sweet boy, Dylan.

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Thank you.

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And you are clearly
a homosexual.

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- A what?
- I'm partly to blame.

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I should've sent you away
years ago.

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I think it would do you
and your mother some good

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if you went away
and got yourself fixed.

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Your life would be easier
in the long run.

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Will you do that for me,
Dylan?

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I never liked you, Shira.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, wait,
I knew you didn't like me.

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I think I knew
that was coming.

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This actually feels
really good.

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Oh, Ned, you're my baby.

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Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.

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I have to tell you something

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that I should've told you
years ago when your father died.

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What is it, Mom?

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Well...

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I'm afraid that you
won't forgive me.

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Mom, there's nothing
that you can say

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that's gonna make me
love you less, okay?

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Okay.
[LAUGHS]

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Your father, George,
my late husband,

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well, he wasn't exactly...

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Wasn't exactly what?

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NED: Are you fucking kidding me?

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You knew this my entire life,
and you didn't tell me!

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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What is happening?

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Apparently our dad
is not my dad.

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Did you know that?
Did you know about this?

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- No!
- Who?

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It's some other guy.

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What the fuck is his name, Mom?

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Mom, what is he talking about?

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Wait, who is my grand...
Was it not Grandpa George?

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Herman Lawrence.
Herman fucking Lawrence!

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Okay, can we not swear
in front of Dylan?

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- Put your headphones on.
- Who is Herman Lawrence?

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Is he still alive?
Does anyone know if he's alive?

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Is it an Italian name?
Lorenz?

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I just wanna say this is
the kind of shit she pulls.

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- You're a cunt!
- Whoa!

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- She's lying!
- She is manipulative, okay?

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I'm sorry you had
to see it this way.

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Stop! Just stop!

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Shira, she is dying.
She is on her deathbed.

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Oh, don't be so dramatic.

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What's a homosexual?

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What?

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[SUSTAINED BEEP]

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<i>I had to get outta there.</i>

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<i>♪ That's the way we get by ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The way we get by
The way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Well, that's the way
we get by ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's the way we get by ♪</i>

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Hey, March.

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<i>March Jefferson
is one of those guys</i>

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<i>everyone else
only kind of knows.</i>

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Yo, there's a party
at March Jefferson's.

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Wanna bounce?

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I'm March Jefferson.
You're in my house.

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Sick.

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<i>His parents travel a lot.</i>

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A fool.

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A fool.

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I met a fool in the forest.

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A motley fool,
a miserable world.

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As I do live by...

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<i>He was in my Shakespeare class
last year.</i>

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<i>He'd try to make me laugh.</i>

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Who laid him down
and basked him in the sun

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and railed on Lady Fortune
in good terms.

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<i>It helped.</i>

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<i>Because whenever
it's my turn to perform, I...</i>

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<i>I clam up.
I can't function.</i>

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<i>My heart beats
a million miles an hour,</i>

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<i>and I just...</i>

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<i>I shut down.</i>

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[HEART BEATING]

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I've almost forgot
the taste of fear.

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[WHISPERING]
God, she is so pathetic.

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- The time has been my senses...
- [LAUGHTER]

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- Get the fuck out.
- What?

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You heard me.

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Get... the... fuck... out.

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Right on time.

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No one else seemed
to get the memo, but you?

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You're on your shit, Winkle.

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That's me.

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- Did Emily leave?
- Hours ago.

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Where you been?

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Hospital. Grandma died.

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No shit. When?

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- Uh, like 30 minutes ago.
- No shit.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay.

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Thank you.

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She just, you know.

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She kinda
hated it here anyway.

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Cincinnati?

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Earth.

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[LAUGHS]

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Don't you need to, like,

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be with your family
or something?

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Yeah, they kinda have
a lot going on at the moment.

251
00:13:53.597 --> 00:13:58.300
I don't really think they even
noticed that I left, so...

252
00:13:58.302 --> 00:14:00.369
- Do you need some help?
- Uh, sure.

253
00:14:00.371 --> 00:14:01.637
Okay.

254
00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:04.007
Do you want a beer?

255
00:14:04.009 --> 00:14:05.411
Fuck yes.

256
00:14:07.278 --> 00:14:10.046
- How did I miss that?
- You suck.

257
00:14:10.048 --> 00:14:11.250
I'm out.

258
00:14:13.317 --> 00:14:15.321
The next one.
[LAUGHS]

259
00:14:17.989 --> 00:14:19.988
Aren't you ever, like, worried

260
00:14:19.990 --> 00:14:23.526
that your parents are gonna
find out about these parties?

261
00:14:23.528 --> 00:14:25.594
What are they gonna do?
I mean, really.

262
00:14:25.596 --> 00:14:28.196
If they come home and
some little thing is broken,

263
00:14:28.198 --> 00:14:31.467
they'll what,
take away my Xbox?

264
00:14:31.469 --> 00:14:33.936
God, I'm so jealous.

265
00:14:33.938 --> 00:14:35.972
Like, okay,
if it were my parents,

266
00:14:35.974 --> 00:14:40.709
they would totally disown me
or send me away.

267
00:14:40.711 --> 00:14:42.612
Well, let me know
where you end up,

268
00:14:42.614 --> 00:14:44.516
so I can come visit.

269
00:14:46.518 --> 00:14:48.951
[CHUCKLES]

270
00:14:48.953 --> 00:14:54.623
Do you wanna, like, go inside
and watch TV or something?

271
00:14:54.625 --> 00:14:58.328
I've got the entire
DVD box set of <i>Frasier.</i>

272
00:14:58.330 --> 00:15:00.563
Enticing, I know.

273
00:15:00.565 --> 00:15:02.498
Um...

274
00:15:02.500 --> 00:15:04.700
As friends.

275
00:15:04.702 --> 00:15:07.002
Oh, right. Um...

276
00:15:07.004 --> 00:15:09.173
[PHONE RINGING]

277
00:15:12.576 --> 00:15:14.310
- Do you have to...
- It's just my dad.

278
00:15:14.312 --> 00:15:16.646
But, um...

279
00:15:16.648 --> 00:15:19.317
I should probably just,
you know, get going.

280
00:15:20.485 --> 00:15:22.922
Are you gonna be okay?

281
00:15:24.054 --> 00:15:25.988
Of course.

282
00:15:25.990 --> 00:15:28.358
Do you want a ride?

283
00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.594
Um...

284
00:15:31.596 --> 00:15:32.728
Okay.

285
00:15:32.730 --> 00:15:36.168
<i>♪♪</i>

286
00:15:52.017 --> 00:15:54.017
Whoo!

287
00:15:54.019 --> 00:15:57.320
<i>♪♪ [ROCK]</i>

288
00:15:57.322 --> 00:15:59.756
<i>♪ This one-way love affair
ain't fair ♪</i>

289
00:15:59.758 --> 00:16:03.059
- Mom? Mom?
- <i>♪ It ain't no affair to me ♪</i>

290
00:16:03.061 --> 00:16:06.329
<i>♪ It's all give and take
and you just take ♪</i>

291
00:16:06.331 --> 00:16:07.729
- ♪ And I can't take it ♪
- What's going on?

292
00:16:07.731 --> 00:16:10.233
Jamie! Dance with me!

293
00:16:10.235 --> 00:16:12.234
Here we go.
Listen to the words.

294
00:16:12.236 --> 00:16:15.470
♪ Me and my friends
will be just fine ♪

295
00:16:15.472 --> 00:16:18.741
What's happening?
What are you doing?

296
00:16:18.743 --> 00:16:21.310
- Am I not in trouble?
- Why would you be in trouble?

297
00:16:21.312 --> 00:16:24.313
You're in trouble for not
dancing with me. Come on!

298
00:16:24.315 --> 00:16:25.680
Okay. Okay, this is
the way we do it here.

299
00:16:25.682 --> 00:16:28.785
<i>♪ You've done nothin' for me ♪</i>

300
00:16:28.787 --> 00:16:31.219
- Where's Dad, Mom?
- What?

301
00:16:31.221 --> 00:16:32.488
Mom, where is Dad?

302
00:16:32.490 --> 00:16:34.656
- Oh, where's your dad?
- Yes.

303
00:16:34.658 --> 00:16:38.361
He's... He's gone.
He is not home.

304
00:16:38.363 --> 00:16:40.563
Wait, what does that mean?
Where is...

305
00:16:40.565 --> 00:16:43.398
Oh, you wanna know
where Daddy is?

306
00:16:43.400 --> 00:16:45.634
- Yes.
- Well, he decided that tonight

307
00:16:45.636 --> 00:16:49.204
he had to leave
to go find his real dad,

308
00:16:49.206 --> 00:16:52.441
and then the great news is
that he left me

309
00:16:52.443 --> 00:16:56.112
to throw your Jew-hating
grandmother her funeral

310
00:16:56.114 --> 00:16:57.713
by myself!

311
00:16:57.715 --> 00:17:00.483
Dance with me.
♪ You've done nothing for me ♪

312
00:17:00.485 --> 00:17:01.584
♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh ♪

313
00:17:01.586 --> 00:17:03.618
- So...
- We gotta dance, girl!

314
00:17:03.620 --> 00:17:05.688
Wait, wait, Dad's gone, Mom?

315
00:17:05.690 --> 00:17:07.523
Yeah, he's way gone.

316
00:17:07.525 --> 00:17:11.827
He is halfway around
the world, my friend.

317
00:17:11.829 --> 00:17:14.630
You are not fun!
Do this, come on!

318
00:17:14.632 --> 00:17:16.699
<i>♪ Now you know
about everything ♪</i>

319
00:17:16.701 --> 00:17:18.468
[DOOR SLAMS]

320
00:17:18.470 --> 00:17:20.335
VOICE: <i>Your call
has been forwarded</i>

321
00:17:20.337 --> 00:17:22.572
<i>to an automated
voice messaging system.</i>

322
00:17:22.574 --> 00:17:25.307
NED: <i>Ned Winkle.</i>
VOICE: <i>Is not available.</i>

323
00:17:25.309 --> 00:17:27.610
<i>The mailbox is full and cannot
accept any messages</i>

324
00:17:27.612 --> 00:17:28.777
<i>at this time.</i>

325
00:17:28.779 --> 00:17:29.748
<i>Goodbye.</i>

326
00:17:31.316 --> 00:17:33.282
<i>♪♪ [PIANO]</i>

327
00:17:33.284 --> 00:17:36.451
JAMIE: <i>"Everyone must leave
something behind when he dies,"</i>

328
00:17:36.453 --> 00:17:38.520
<i>my grandfather said.</i>

329
00:17:38.522 --> 00:17:42.458
<i>"A child or a book
or a painting or a house</i>

330
00:17:42.460 --> 00:17:45.728
<i>or a wall built
or a pair of shoes made</i>

331
00:17:45.730 --> 00:17:46.895
<i>or a garden planted."</i>

332
00:17:46.897 --> 00:17:48.498
[BABY CRYING]

333
00:17:48.500 --> 00:17:51.167
<i>Something your hand
touched some way</i>

334
00:17:51.169 --> 00:17:54.202
<i>so your soul has
somewhere to go when you die.</i>

335
00:17:54.204 --> 00:17:56.338
<i>And when people
look at that tree</i>

336
00:17:56.340 --> 00:17:58.673
<i>or that flower you planted...</i>

337
00:17:58.675 --> 00:18:00.843
DOTTY: You're saved.

338
00:18:00.845 --> 00:18:03.214
<i>...you're there.</i>

339
00:18:07.352 --> 00:18:09.254
[BIRDS TWEETING]

340
00:18:20.464 --> 00:18:21.699
Ooh.

341
00:18:27.872 --> 00:18:30.342
<i>♪♪</i>

342
00:19:28.700 --> 00:19:32.367
Good morning, Catholic people!

343
00:19:32.369 --> 00:19:34.269
- LUKE: Good morning.
- Oh, shit!

344
00:19:34.271 --> 00:19:36.805
I didn't think
that anyone was here.

345
00:19:36.807 --> 00:19:37.875
I just...

346
00:19:39.376 --> 00:19:41.410
The door must have
been unlocked.

347
00:19:41.412 --> 00:19:45.648
Yeah, I thought that was
kinda just a church thing,

348
00:19:45.650 --> 00:19:47.283
you know, 'cause in movies

349
00:19:47.285 --> 00:19:49.418
it seems like people
just wander in

350
00:19:49.420 --> 00:19:51.953
and are like, "God, Jesus,
help me." I don't know.

351
00:19:51.955 --> 00:19:53.555
I'm gonna take
a wild guess and say

352
00:19:53.557 --> 00:19:56.292
that you've never
been to church before.

353
00:19:56.294 --> 00:19:57.793
Yes. Is Patrick...

354
00:19:57.795 --> 00:19:59.527
I'm sorry, Father.

355
00:19:59.529 --> 00:20:00.630
Father Patrick.

356
00:20:00.632 --> 00:20:03.365
Yes. Is he around?

357
00:20:03.367 --> 00:20:05.767
No, but you can talk to me.

358
00:20:05.769 --> 00:20:07.370
Who are you?

359
00:20:07.372 --> 00:20:09.771
Oh, my gosh, that was so rude.
I'm sorry.

360
00:20:09.773 --> 00:20:11.907
That's okay.
I'm Luke. Hi.

361
00:20:11.909 --> 00:20:14.477
- Hi. Jamie.
- Nice to meet you.

362
00:20:14.479 --> 00:20:16.679
I started here at the seminary,

363
00:20:16.681 --> 00:20:19.347
and Father Patrick's mentoring
me before I get ordained.

364
00:20:19.349 --> 00:20:21.584
Oh. Um...

365
00:20:21.586 --> 00:20:23.385
Congratulations.

366
00:20:23.387 --> 00:20:24.522
Thank you.

367
00:20:27.759 --> 00:20:32.295
So is there anything
that I can help you with?

368
00:20:32.297 --> 00:20:34.396
I don't know.

369
00:20:34.398 --> 00:20:37.365
It's kinda just been
a weird couple of days.

370
00:20:37.367 --> 00:20:39.501
Are you here to confess?

371
00:20:39.503 --> 00:20:42.537
Well, I don't think I did
anything wrong.

372
00:20:42.539 --> 00:20:43.605
That's good.

373
00:20:43.607 --> 00:20:45.341
[LAUGHS]

374
00:20:45.343 --> 00:20:49.077
Um, I guess I'm just,
I don't know.

375
00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:51.514
I guess I'm just trying
to figure out

376
00:20:51.516 --> 00:20:56.017
why this is such a big deal.

377
00:20:56.019 --> 00:20:58.690
What, like religion
in general?

378
00:21:00.090 --> 00:21:02.691
Is that the wrong question?

379
00:21:02.693 --> 00:21:04.326
No, it's just, uh,

380
00:21:04.328 --> 00:21:06.328
it's a very big question.

381
00:21:06.330 --> 00:21:08.797
Yeah, I know, I know.

382
00:21:08.799 --> 00:21:10.833
God, I must sound fucking
insane to you, honestly.

383
00:21:10.835 --> 00:21:14.370
I just...
Oh, jeez, that was not...

384
00:21:14.372 --> 00:21:18.507
Um, do you wanna go for a walk?

385
00:21:18.509 --> 00:21:20.809
If not, that's fine,
but, like, do you?

386
00:21:20.811 --> 00:21:22.611
- Yeah.
- Okay.

387
00:21:22.613 --> 00:21:25.616
<i>♪♪</i>

388
00:21:37.662 --> 00:21:39.661
JAMIE: <i>I don't believe
in love at first sight</i>

389
00:21:39.663 --> 00:21:41.630
<i>or anything like that,</i>

390
00:21:41.632 --> 00:21:46.701
<i>but I do believe in seeing
someone from across the room</i>

391
00:21:46.703 --> 00:21:49.738
<i>and knowing instantly...</i>

392
00:21:49.740 --> 00:21:52.009
<i>that they're gonna
matter to you.</i>

393
00:21:54.846 --> 00:21:58.713
<i>Luke gave me that feeling.</i>

394
00:21:58.715 --> 00:22:00.716
<i>I wanted to bite his lip.</i>

395
00:22:00.718 --> 00:22:02.817
[LAUGHS]

396
00:22:02.819 --> 00:22:04.623
What's so funny?

397
00:22:06.124 --> 00:22:08.690
We just haven't said anything.

398
00:22:08.692 --> 00:22:11.663
LUKE: Well, what do you
wanna talk about?

399
00:22:21.439 --> 00:22:22.841
What are you doing?

400
00:22:24.909 --> 00:22:26.445
Nothin'.

401
00:22:27.744 --> 00:22:29.411
[PUTTERING LIPS]
Nothin'.

402
00:22:29.413 --> 00:22:32.148
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, it's just coffins...

403
00:22:32.150 --> 00:22:33.615
- Hey, Mom?
- are a trigger...

404
00:22:33.617 --> 00:22:35.484
you know, small spaces...

405
00:22:35.486 --> 00:22:38.621
'cause being buried alive
is basically my biggest fear.

406
00:22:38.623 --> 00:22:41.790
And now, thanks to
my dear mother, I know why.

407
00:22:41.792 --> 00:22:44.526
- She was great, right?
- Yeah.

408
00:22:44.528 --> 00:22:46.895
Your mother will rest
comfortably in the oak.

409
00:22:46.897 --> 00:22:48.797
And there are other options.

410
00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:51.100
She's not gonna know if
it's a less expensive option.

411
00:22:51.102 --> 00:22:52.934
She's not even gonna know
if we rolled her in the dirt.

412
00:22:52.936 --> 00:22:54.670
- Let's be honest.
- I don't disagree.

413
00:22:54.672 --> 00:22:55.938
I'm not saying let's
roll her in the dirt.

414
00:22:55.940 --> 00:22:57.172
Have you seen the place

415
00:22:57.174 --> 00:22:58.974
that she wants
to have the funeral at?

416
00:22:58.976 --> 00:23:00.642
It's like the fuckin' Ritz
for dead people...

417
00:23:00.644 --> 00:23:03.978
- Mom!
- What? What do you want? What?

418
00:23:03.980 --> 00:23:05.784
I wanna start going to church.

419
00:23:07.551 --> 00:23:09.751
I'm going to, uh,
get the paperwork.

420
00:23:09.753 --> 00:23:10.786
Yeah.

421
00:23:10.788 --> 00:23:12.688
What?

422
00:23:12.690 --> 00:23:15.123
I don't know.
I wanna start going to church.

423
00:23:15.125 --> 00:23:17.927
Clearly it was important
to Dotty.

424
00:23:17.929 --> 00:23:19.228
- Oh.
- Why not give it a shot?

425
00:23:19.230 --> 00:23:20.763
Just see what
the whole thing's about.

426
00:23:20.765 --> 00:23:22.832
Oh, just like
give it a whirl?

427
00:23:22.834 --> 00:23:24.900
You think that this
is the right moment,

428
00:23:24.902 --> 00:23:26.669
when we're looking for
your grandmother's casket?

429
00:23:26.671 --> 00:23:28.470
It just came to my mind.
Why couldn't I tell you now?

430
00:23:28.472 --> 00:23:31.474
Shira, I can take her.
It's really not a problem.

431
00:23:31.476 --> 00:23:33.241
- Oh, oh.
- Sundays.

432
00:23:33.243 --> 00:23:34.943
You know, the transportation
that was my concern,

433
00:23:34.945 --> 00:23:36.679
how was she gonna
get to church.

434
00:23:36.681 --> 00:23:39.081
- She's being nice.
- You know what you need to hear?

435
00:23:39.083 --> 00:23:42.785
This is your grandmother
reaching out from the grave,

436
00:23:42.787 --> 00:23:45.754
putting her fingers in
and causing a conspiracy...

437
00:23:45.756 --> 00:23:47.756
Wanting to go to church
is not the same thing

438
00:23:47.758 --> 00:23:49.557
as Ned going to find
his real father.

439
00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:51.125
Yeah, it's really
not the same.

440
00:23:51.127 --> 00:23:53.796
You know what?
Yes, go to church.

441
00:23:53.798 --> 00:23:55.730
Go crazy.
Become the fuckin' pope.

442
00:23:55.732 --> 00:23:56.865
You'll be the first lady pope.

443
00:23:56.867 --> 00:23:58.566
Maybe I will.
God bless you.

444
00:23:58.568 --> 00:23:59.934
- Oh, my God, mazel tov.
- Thank you.

445
00:23:59.936 --> 00:24:02.103
I feel like all my sins
have been absolved.

446
00:24:02.105 --> 00:24:03.138
Why are you being
so insensitive about it?

447
00:24:03.140 --> 00:24:05.841
I'm not being insensitive.

448
00:24:05.843 --> 00:24:08.677
You're honestly saying it
like you're offended by it.

449
00:24:08.679 --> 00:24:11.113
Hey, do either of you know
where Dylan is?

450
00:24:11.115 --> 00:24:12.914
- No.
- No.

451
00:24:12.916 --> 00:24:15.217
But why is that such a big...
You never took me to temple.

452
00:24:15.219 --> 00:24:17.886
Excuse me for wanting to try a
church out, see what it's about.

453
00:24:17.888 --> 00:24:20.055
Oh, so now you're, what,
like a child of God?

454
00:24:20.057 --> 00:24:22.123
- Yes, I'm a child of God.
- Then you should become a nun.

455
00:24:22.125 --> 00:24:24.125
Maybe we could put you
just right in a nunnery.

456
00:24:24.127 --> 00:24:25.527
Hey!

457
00:24:25.529 --> 00:24:27.531
My keys are also missing.

458
00:24:29.099 --> 00:24:30.164
Oh, fuck.

459
00:24:30.166 --> 00:24:33.902
<i>♪♪</i>

460
00:24:33.904 --> 00:24:35.170
- Dylan!
- Dylan!

461
00:24:35.172 --> 00:24:36.705
Fuck!

462
00:24:36.707 --> 00:24:38.140
- Dylan, Dylan!
- Dylan!

463
00:24:38.142 --> 00:24:39.642
Oh, my God, Dylan.

464
00:24:39.644 --> 00:24:41.744
Dylan, what are you doing?

465
00:24:41.746 --> 00:24:43.778
- Dylan, stop!
- Open the door, baby.

466
00:24:43.780 --> 00:24:45.748
- There's a button on the side.
- Stop the car!

467
00:24:45.750 --> 00:24:47.850
- Open the door!
- Mom, it's locked!

468
00:24:47.852 --> 00:24:49.751
- [BANGING]
- The doors are locked!

469
00:24:49.753 --> 00:24:52.621
Dylan, be careful!
The brake is on the left.

470
00:24:52.623 --> 00:24:54.123
Dylan, what are you doing?
Stop!

471
00:24:54.125 --> 00:24:55.623
[METAL THUMPS]

472
00:24:55.625 --> 00:24:58.626
Brake! Brake!
It's right there!

473
00:24:58.628 --> 00:25:01.663
- Dylan, what are you doing?
- I don't know!

474
00:25:01.665 --> 00:25:02.998
[CRANK]

475
00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:06.634
- <i>♪♪ [CONTINUES]</i>
- [SIGHS]

476
00:25:06.636 --> 00:25:09.004
<i>♪♪</i>

477
00:25:09.006 --> 00:25:10.838
Hey, what's this song called?

478
00:25:10.840 --> 00:25:14.977
"I Saw Her Cry" by Angel Oak.

479
00:25:14.979 --> 00:25:17.048
1975.

480
00:25:18.682 --> 00:25:19.882
[SIGHS]

481
00:25:19.884 --> 00:25:21.717
[TAPPING]

482
00:25:21.719 --> 00:25:23.755
Unlock the door.

483
00:25:24.989 --> 00:25:28.591
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, baby!

484
00:25:28.593 --> 00:25:29.824
Oh, God.

485
00:25:29.826 --> 00:25:31.759
You saved his life.

486
00:25:31.761 --> 00:25:32.827
Ohh!

487
00:25:32.829 --> 00:25:34.697
[KISSING]

488
00:25:34.699 --> 00:25:37.665
JAMIE: <i>The timing
was too perfect.</i>

489
00:25:37.667 --> 00:25:40.235
<i>If the mere thought
of going to church</i>

490
00:25:40.237 --> 00:25:43.872
<i>had anything to do
with saving my cousin's life,</i>

491
00:25:43.874 --> 00:25:46.342
<i>I was obviously
on the right track.</i>

492
00:25:46.344 --> 00:25:49.111
<i>And now with
my mother's blessing,</i>

493
00:25:49.113 --> 00:25:51.846
<i>albeit a sarcastic one,</i>

494
00:25:51.848 --> 00:25:54.650
<i>I could go back and see him.</i>

495
00:25:54.652 --> 00:26:00.088
<i>He reminded me of all the boys
in my favorite books.</i>

496
00:26:00.090 --> 00:26:01.957
<i>The ones I got lost in.</i>

497
00:26:01.959 --> 00:26:04.796
<i>♪♪</i>

498
00:27:27.978 --> 00:27:29.812
<i>If Luke liked me before</i>

499
00:27:29.814 --> 00:27:32.381
<i>when I wasn't trying
to look good or anything,</i>

500
00:27:32.383 --> 00:27:34.182
<i>imagine what he'd think of me</i>

501
00:27:34.184 --> 00:27:37.154
<i>if I actually smelled nice
and did my hair.</i>

502
00:27:40.825 --> 00:27:44.258
<i>The effects could be
earth shattering.</i>

503
00:27:44.260 --> 00:27:48.032
<i>♪♪ [ORGAN]</i>

504
00:28:04.147 --> 00:28:06.248
In the name of the Father
and of the Son

505
00:28:06.250 --> 00:28:08.049
and of the Holy Spirit.

506
00:28:08.051 --> 00:28:10.419
ALL: Amen.

507
00:28:10.421 --> 00:28:13.455
- The Lord be with you.
- And also with you.

508
00:28:13.457 --> 00:28:15.356
Fuck.

509
00:28:15.358 --> 00:28:17.492
Please be seated.

510
00:28:17.494 --> 00:28:19.393
Brothers and sisters...

511
00:28:19.395 --> 00:28:21.095
You'll get the hang of it.

512
00:28:21.097 --> 00:28:22.898
...let us acknowledge our sins

513
00:28:22.900 --> 00:28:27.268
and so prepare ourselves to
celebrate the sacred mysteries.

514
00:28:27.270 --> 00:28:29.238
- Have mercy upon us, oh, Lord.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]

515
00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:31.974
ALL: For we have sinned
against you.

516
00:28:31.976 --> 00:28:34.343
Today I address
you all in tragedy

517
00:28:34.345 --> 00:28:36.545
as we have lost
one of our own.

518
00:28:36.547 --> 00:28:39.782
Dorothy Winkle
left us on Friday.

519
00:28:39.784 --> 00:28:41.048
Her daughter, Hope,

520
00:28:41.050 --> 00:28:42.785
and her grandchildren,
Jamie and Dylan,

521
00:28:42.787 --> 00:28:45.787
join us today in prayer.

522
00:28:45.789 --> 00:28:48.492
Let us take a moment of silence
to mourn our loss.

523
00:29:07.243 --> 00:29:10.011
Dorothy's funeral
will be this Thursday

524
00:29:10.013 --> 00:29:12.847
with a reception to follow
at Hope's home.

525
00:29:12.849 --> 00:29:16.218
In these times of sadness,
we often turn to celebration,

526
00:29:16.220 --> 00:29:20.221
finding our light
within this darkness.

527
00:29:20.223 --> 00:29:24.559
This Friday, our own Luke Shay
will be ordained.

528
00:29:24.561 --> 00:29:27.261
He has worked very hard,

529
00:29:27.263 --> 00:29:31.365
and he will continue God's work
for the rest of his life.

530
00:29:31.367 --> 00:29:34.538
[APPLAUSE]

531
00:29:39.576 --> 00:29:41.610
- Where are you going?
- Our mission...

532
00:29:41.612 --> 00:29:44.478
- Grieving.
- ...is to do God's will.

533
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:48.049
We can only follow
the teachings of our church.

534
00:29:48.051 --> 00:29:48.986
They dictate...

535
00:29:52.623 --> 00:29:55.457
<i>♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪</i>

536
00:29:55.459 --> 00:29:57.226
<i>[LINE RINGING]</i>

537
00:29:57.228 --> 00:30:00.362
<i>♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪</i>

538
00:30:00.364 --> 00:30:02.064
Hey.

539
00:30:02.066 --> 00:30:03.097
[ENGINE REVS]

540
00:30:03.099 --> 00:30:05.901
<i>♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪</i>

541
00:30:05.903 --> 00:30:08.069
JAMIE: <i>When Emily transferred
to my school freshman year,</i>

542
00:30:08.071 --> 00:30:09.470
<i>there was no misstep.</i>

543
00:30:09.472 --> 00:30:11.105
<i>She was instantly popular.</i>

544
00:30:11.107 --> 00:30:13.074
No shit!

545
00:30:13.076 --> 00:30:15.544
[LAUGHING]

546
00:30:15.546 --> 00:30:18.247
The woman knows what's up.

547
00:30:18.249 --> 00:30:21.083
Your family is
so fucking random, I love it.

548
00:30:21.085 --> 00:30:25.888
<i>Emily was the one person I told
about the blow job part.</i>

549
00:30:25.890 --> 00:30:28.222
I mean, it's what I've been
telling you for years.

550
00:30:28.224 --> 00:30:29.892
[LAUGHING]

551
00:30:29.894 --> 00:30:31.392
<i>She came from Los Angeles,</i>

552
00:30:31.394 --> 00:30:34.028
<i>where the girls
are much faster,</i>

553
00:30:34.030 --> 00:30:37.367
<i>and immediately had
everyone's attention.</i>

554
00:30:39.470 --> 00:30:43.205
First, you lick the edges
to get them excited.

555
00:30:43.207 --> 00:30:44.506
- Oh!
- Oh.

556
00:30:44.508 --> 00:30:46.307
<i>Rather than shaming her,</i>

557
00:30:46.309 --> 00:30:48.977
<i>the girls at school
embraced her vast wealth</i>

558
00:30:48.979 --> 00:30:50.211
<i>of sexual knowledge.</i>

559
00:30:50.213 --> 00:30:52.317
They, love it, trust me.
Okay, then...

560
00:30:54.250 --> 00:30:55.383
What?

561
00:30:55.385 --> 00:30:56.517
[LAUGHING]

562
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:59.121
Wait, I'm just confused.
Ohh!

563
00:30:59.123 --> 00:31:00.521
<i>It was impressive.</i>

564
00:31:00.523 --> 00:31:03.961
<i>♪ Uh, uh, uh-oh ♪</i>

565
00:31:06.596 --> 00:31:10.565
So who you gonna lose
your mouth virginity to?

566
00:31:10.567 --> 00:31:12.267
What do you mean?

567
00:31:12.269 --> 00:31:15.671
Her dying wish, Jamie.
You have to blow someone.

568
00:31:15.673 --> 00:31:17.471
You're gonna love it.
It's so hot.

569
00:31:17.473 --> 00:31:19.474
But why?
How is it hot, you know?

570
00:31:19.476 --> 00:31:22.443
'Cause there's nothing, like,
being done to you physically,

571
00:31:22.445 --> 00:31:24.313
so I don't understand
what's so amazing about it.

572
00:31:24.315 --> 00:31:27.015
It just seems kinda weird.

573
00:31:27.017 --> 00:31:29.551
You'll get it. And there's
nothing weird about a blow job.

574
00:31:29.553 --> 00:31:31.553
People have been doing it
for thousands of years.

575
00:31:31.555 --> 00:31:33.689
The first thing Eve did
was blow Adam.

576
00:31:33.691 --> 00:31:35.524
[SCOFFS]
I highly doubt that.

577
00:31:35.526 --> 00:31:37.426
It's in the Bible.

578
00:31:37.428 --> 00:31:39.294
Regardless, if you blow someone,
and you don't tell me,

579
00:31:39.296 --> 00:31:42.333
you know I'll never speak
to you again, right?

580
00:31:44.034 --> 00:31:46.000
[GASPS]
I've got it.

581
00:31:46.002 --> 00:31:47.001
What?

582
00:31:47.003 --> 00:31:49.206
March.
[GIGGLES]

583
00:31:50.273 --> 00:31:52.507
What do you mean?

584
00:31:52.509 --> 00:31:55.576
Don't play dumb.
You should blow March.

585
00:31:55.578 --> 00:31:58.713
- No! No! Come on.
- He, like, loves you.

586
00:31:58.715 --> 00:32:00.716
And he'll be super nice
to you after.

587
00:32:00.718 --> 00:32:02.985
- Shut up, man.
- [EMILY LAUGHS]

588
00:32:02.987 --> 00:32:05.586
<i>♪ Every time you see me
driving by ♪</i>

589
00:32:05.588 --> 00:32:08.023
<i>♪ Got a little pretty thing
by my side ♪</i>

590
00:32:08.025 --> 00:32:09.725
<i>♪ Make the ladies say
oh, my, oh, my ♪</i>

591
00:32:09.727 --> 00:32:12.995
Jesus Christ,
it's like hardly 11:00.

592
00:32:12.997 --> 00:32:15.463
- <i>♪ So fly, so fly ♪</i>
- Time to drink!

593
00:32:15.465 --> 00:32:18.165
<i>♪ Got a little pretty thing
by my side ♪</i>

594
00:32:18.167 --> 00:32:19.735
<i>♪ Make the ladies say
oh, my, oh, my ♪</i>

595
00:32:19.737 --> 00:32:22.336
- <i>♪ Oh, my, oh, my ♪</i>
- JAMIE: <i>Fuck Luke.</i>

596
00:32:22.338 --> 00:32:25.106
<i>Fuck him in his stupid
fucking face.</i>

597
00:32:25.108 --> 00:32:26.307
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

598
00:32:26.309 --> 00:32:28.009
<i>♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

599
00:32:28.011 --> 00:32:30.344
<i>♪ Oh, do what you do ♪</i>

600
00:32:30.346 --> 00:32:32.381
<i>♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪</i>

601
00:32:32.383 --> 00:32:34.082
<i>♪ Swing your hips
when you're walkin' ♪</i>

602
00:32:34.084 --> 00:32:35.683
<i>♪ Let down your hair ♪</i>

603
00:32:35.685 --> 00:32:37.686
<i>♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪</i>

604
00:32:37.688 --> 00:32:38.687
<i>♪ Lick your lips
when you're talkin' ♪</i>

605
00:32:38.689 --> 00:32:40.689
<i>♪ That make me stare ♪</i>

606
00:32:40.691 --> 00:32:43.392
<i>♪ I like the way you look
in them pants, see ya fine ♪</i>

607
00:32:43.394 --> 00:32:46.260
<i>♪ Your mama a quarter piece
She far from a dime ♪</i>

608
00:32:46.262 --> 00:32:48.630
<i>♪ The type of girl that getcha
up and go make you grind ♪</i>

609
00:32:48.632 --> 00:32:50.065
<i>♪ I'm thinkin' about
snatchin' her up dirty ♪</i>

610
00:32:50.067 --> 00:32:51.600
<i>♪ Makin' her mine ♪</i>

611
00:32:51.602 --> 00:32:52.734
<i>♪ Look at her hips
Look at her legs ♪</i>

612
00:32:52.736 --> 00:32:54.769
<i>♪ Ain't she stacked ♪</i>

613
00:32:54.771 --> 00:32:57.139
<i>♪ I sure wouldn't mind
hittin' that from the back ♪</i>

614
00:32:57.141 --> 00:32:59.306
<i>♪ I like it when I touch it
'cause she moans li'l bit ♪</i>

615
00:32:59.308 --> 00:33:01.375
<i>♪ Jeans saggin' so I can
see her thong li'l bit ♪</i>

616
00:33:01.377 --> 00:33:03.812
<i>♪ I know you grown li'l bit
20 years old, you legal ♪</i>

617
00:33:03.814 --> 00:33:06.381
<i>♪ Don't trip off my people
Just hop in the Regal ♪</i>

618
00:33:06.383 --> 00:33:07.649
<i>♪ I swoop on her
like an eagle ♪</i>

619
00:33:07.651 --> 00:33:09.617
<i>♪ Swoop down on prey ♪</i>

620
00:33:09.619 --> 00:33:11.719
<i>♪ I know you popular
but you gon' be famous today ♪</i>

621
00:33:11.721 --> 00:33:14.823
<i>♪ I'll say I like the way
you do that right there ♪</i>

622
00:33:14.825 --> 00:33:17.392
[CHEERING]

623
00:33:17.394 --> 00:33:19.393
Oh, my God!

624
00:33:19.395 --> 00:33:20.629
<i>♪ Lick your lips
when you're talkin' ♪</i>

625
00:33:20.631 --> 00:33:22.430
<i>♪ That make me stare ♪</i>

626
00:33:22.432 --> 00:33:24.732
<i>♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪</i>

627
00:33:24.734 --> 00:33:26.168
<i>♪ Swing your hips
when you're walkin' ♪</i>

628
00:33:26.170 --> 00:33:27.768
<i>♪ Let down your hair ♪</i>

629
00:33:27.770 --> 00:33:30.074
<i>♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪</i>

630
00:33:32.742 --> 00:33:34.776
Wait! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

631
00:33:34.778 --> 00:33:36.411
- Stop, March!
- I'm throwing you in!

632
00:33:36.413 --> 00:33:38.082
No, stop, March!
[SCREAMS]

633
00:33:44.621 --> 00:33:49.160
<i>♪♪ [ETHEREAL]</i>

634
00:34:24.628 --> 00:34:27.329
March, I know how to swim.

635
00:34:27.331 --> 00:34:28.563
Sorry.

636
00:34:28.565 --> 00:34:30.264
You just stayed down there.

637
00:34:30.266 --> 00:34:32.402
You scared me.
[LAUGHS]

638
00:34:34.804 --> 00:34:36.737
- Shit.
- EMILY: Jamie!

639
00:34:36.739 --> 00:34:39.574
- I am so sorry, Jamie.
- Are you all right?

640
00:34:39.576 --> 00:34:42.177
- Yeah.
- March, what the actual fuck?

641
00:34:42.179 --> 00:34:44.311
I'll get you a new phone.

642
00:34:44.313 --> 00:34:46.481
It's fine. I gotta go.

643
00:34:46.483 --> 00:34:47.782
I'll drive you.

644
00:34:47.784 --> 00:34:50.284
Em, you're drunk.

645
00:34:50.286 --> 00:34:52.222
I'll just walk.

646
00:34:56.293 --> 00:34:58.429
<i>I wasn't mad about the phone.</i>

647
00:35:00.530 --> 00:35:04.634
<i>I was mad that he ruined
my one little moment of peace.</i>

648
00:35:06.369 --> 00:35:07.471
LUKE: Jamie!

649
00:35:09.606 --> 00:35:11.242
Jamie, hi.

650
00:35:14.277 --> 00:35:15.545
You okay?

651
00:35:17.246 --> 00:35:19.246
Why do you care?

652
00:35:19.248 --> 00:35:21.451
I was just headed
towards your house.

653
00:35:22.585 --> 00:35:25.320
My mom is home.

654
00:35:25.322 --> 00:35:27.354
I figured,
but I'm a nice young man.

655
00:35:27.356 --> 00:35:29.758
I assumed she wouldn't mind.

656
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:32.860
And... what about me?

657
00:35:32.862 --> 00:35:35.463
I thought you might
wanna hang out.

658
00:35:35.465 --> 00:35:37.298
[SCOFFS]

659
00:35:37.300 --> 00:35:39.871
Jamie, wait!

660
00:35:45.641 --> 00:35:46.877
Jamie.

661
00:35:48.612 --> 00:35:51.548
Jamie, what did I do?
Come on.

662
00:35:55.219 --> 00:35:56.554
[BRAKES SQUEAL]

663
00:35:58.487 --> 00:36:00.924
What do you think you did?

664
00:36:08.699 --> 00:36:12.700
Well, I think...

665
00:36:12.702 --> 00:36:16.905
that you're upset with me
because I ignored you.

666
00:36:16.907 --> 00:36:19.307
I think you wanted me
to watch you,

667
00:36:19.309 --> 00:36:21.312
and you wanted my attention.

668
00:36:23.313 --> 00:36:25.249
Am I right, Jamie?

669
00:36:26.349 --> 00:36:27.951
You're an asshole.

670
00:36:33.724 --> 00:36:37.528
Why did you ignore me?

671
00:36:38.996 --> 00:36:43.398
Because you made me wanna
break the rules.

672
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:47.738
<i>♪♪</i>

673
00:37:04.353 --> 00:37:05.655
[TAPS]

674
00:37:16.500 --> 00:37:18.066
Can I ask you a question?

675
00:37:18.068 --> 00:37:19.633
Yeah.

676
00:37:19.635 --> 00:37:21.001
You're just so young,
you know?

677
00:37:21.003 --> 00:37:25.072
You don't seem very...
priest-like.

678
00:37:25.074 --> 00:37:27.608
That's not a question.

679
00:37:27.610 --> 00:37:29.376
Well, I mean that...

680
00:37:29.378 --> 00:37:31.845
Well, besides not knowing
any of the religious stuff,

681
00:37:31.847 --> 00:37:35.617
I just, I know that I could
never do what you do.

682
00:37:35.619 --> 00:37:38.420
I hate public speaking.

683
00:37:38.422 --> 00:37:41.021
I can honestly think
of nothing worse.

684
00:37:41.023 --> 00:37:44.092
Oh, man, I love it.
You know, it's such a rush.

685
00:37:44.094 --> 00:37:47.461
And you can really do a lot when
you have the room's attention.

686
00:37:47.463 --> 00:37:50.532
And it's actually a lot easier
to get than you think.

687
00:37:50.534 --> 00:37:52.867
So is that why you wanted
to become a priest?

688
00:37:52.869 --> 00:37:55.769
I mean, you obviously
believe in God too.

689
00:37:55.771 --> 00:37:57.771
It's one of the reasons.

690
00:37:57.773 --> 00:38:00.909
I was in foster care
my entire childhood,

691
00:38:00.911 --> 00:38:04.412
and the guardians I had
when I was about 12 or so,

692
00:38:04.414 --> 00:38:07.449
they would go to mass
every Sunday.

693
00:38:07.451 --> 00:38:09.117
Now, I remember watching
the priest up there,

694
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:12.686
giving his sermons
and just thinking,

695
00:38:12.688 --> 00:38:15.724
"This guy has the support
of his entire community."

696
00:38:15.726 --> 00:38:18.992
You know, this huge group
of really nice people.

697
00:38:18.994 --> 00:38:20.561
And he never has
to worry about money

698
00:38:20.563 --> 00:38:24.566
or finding a home
or people that love him.

699
00:38:24.568 --> 00:38:26.767
So yeah, I worked really hard,
put myself through school,

700
00:38:26.769 --> 00:38:28.338
and here I am.

701
00:38:31.574 --> 00:38:33.441
I have another question.

702
00:38:33.443 --> 00:38:35.577
Oh, no, no, no,
it's my turn.

703
00:38:35.579 --> 00:38:38.912
I wanna know about you.
Tell me about you.

704
00:38:38.914 --> 00:38:40.849
Oh, I don't know. I...

705
00:38:40.851 --> 00:38:45.052
My favorite food is
soft serve ice cream,

706
00:38:45.054 --> 00:38:47.389
I hate math,

707
00:38:47.391 --> 00:38:50.458
and I love to read.

708
00:38:50.460 --> 00:38:53.827
Mostly science fiction,
but sometimes fantasy.

709
00:38:53.829 --> 00:38:55.796
Have you read
the Harry Potter books?

710
00:38:55.798 --> 00:38:57.865
I know that's kind of
a childish thing to ask,

711
00:38:57.867 --> 00:39:00.135
but the fifth book
just came out,

712
00:39:00.137 --> 00:39:02.470
and I'm just really dying
to talk to somebody about it.

713
00:39:02.472 --> 00:39:04.472
I've never read the books, no.

714
00:39:04.474 --> 00:39:07.474
Wait, hang on,
are you one of those...

715
00:39:07.476 --> 00:39:08.876
Please don't tell me
you're one of those

716
00:39:08.878 --> 00:39:10.912
waiting-for-the-movies-
to-come-out people.

717
00:39:10.914 --> 00:39:13.481
Oh, no, did I just lose points?

718
00:39:13.483 --> 00:39:16.050
So many points!
Literally, all of your points.

719
00:39:16.052 --> 00:39:18.722
- All of them!
- I'll make it up to you.

720
00:39:20.023 --> 00:39:21.559
Um...

721
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:26.594
I have one more question.

722
00:39:26.596 --> 00:39:28.162
Um...

723
00:39:28.164 --> 00:39:31.132
Are priests allowed to drink?

724
00:39:31.134 --> 00:39:33.603
<i>♪♪ [GENTLE PIANO]</i>

725
00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:40.175
JAMIE: <i>He was better
than anything I've read.</i>

726
00:39:40.177 --> 00:39:41.812
<i>He was real.</i>

727
00:39:44.181 --> 00:39:46.784
<i>And he made me feel invincible.</i>

728
00:39:57.661 --> 00:40:00.161
<i>I thought about
how salty he must be</i>

729
00:40:00.163 --> 00:40:02.766
<i>from sweating all day
in the sun.</i>

730
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:11.472
So...

731
00:40:11.474 --> 00:40:12.941
[INHALES]

732
00:40:12.943 --> 00:40:16.510
<i>His look gave me
the same feeling I got</i>

733
00:40:16.512 --> 00:40:18.179
<i>when I had to talk on stage.</i>

734
00:40:18.181 --> 00:40:22.753
<i>My heart in my throat,
body shaking, no control.</i>

735
00:40:25.188 --> 00:40:27.722
Today was fun.

736
00:40:27.724 --> 00:40:28.926
Yeah.

737
00:40:30.092 --> 00:40:32.092
<i>But something had to happen.</i>

738
00:40:32.094 --> 00:40:34.762
<i>I wanted it to happen.</i>

739
00:40:34.764 --> 00:40:38.099
<i>If I made a move, I could just
blame it on being drunk.</i>

740
00:40:38.101 --> 00:40:40.104
<i>I definitely wouldn't be
the first person.</i>

741
00:40:41.804 --> 00:40:43.804
I wanna try something.

742
00:40:43.806 --> 00:40:45.842
What?

743
00:40:52.815 --> 00:40:54.018
What are you doing?

744
00:40:56.253 --> 00:40:59.586
Are you sure?

745
00:40:59.588 --> 00:41:02.824
Just tell me
if I do a good job.

746
00:41:02.826 --> 00:41:04.628
All right. Okay.

747
00:41:07.197 --> 00:41:10.731
<i>Um, I'm not sure
what I was expecting,</i>

748
00:41:10.733 --> 00:41:12.766
<i>but it wasn't the Holy Grail.</i>

749
00:41:12.768 --> 00:41:16.637
<i>I mean, it wasn't anything more
than a fleshy sock puppet.</i>

750
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:18.972
- You okay?
- Yeah.

751
00:41:18.974 --> 00:41:20.742
<i>I couldn't even remember
what Emily told me.</i>

752
00:41:20.744 --> 00:41:22.577
<i>I didn't lick the sides.
I didn't...</i>

753
00:41:22.579 --> 00:41:24.845
<i>I just dove right in,
head first,</i>

754
00:41:24.847 --> 00:41:27.750
<i>into the mysterious
new territory.</i>

755
00:41:29.318 --> 00:41:35.992
<i>♪♪ [SOLEMN]</i>

756
00:42:46.730 --> 00:42:48.262
- [SIREN WAILING]
- Ah!

757
00:42:48.264 --> 00:42:50.063
[GASPS]

758
00:42:50.065 --> 00:42:52.569
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God!

759
00:43:00.976 --> 00:43:02.879
[SIGHS]

760
00:43:04.681 --> 00:43:06.684
My heart is pounding.

761
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:12.590
How was I?

762
00:43:15.358 --> 00:43:17.227
Spectacular.

763
00:43:19.329 --> 00:43:20.360
[ZIPS]

764
00:43:20.362 --> 00:43:24.335
<i>♪♪ [SOFT PIANO]</i>

765
00:43:54.329 --> 00:43:56.764
Is that...
Is that here for you?

766
00:43:56.766 --> 00:43:58.766
JAMIE: Oh, my God.

767
00:43:58.768 --> 00:44:00.200
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God!

768
00:44:00.202 --> 00:44:02.869
I don't know how he even
got the car to drive.

769
00:44:02.871 --> 00:44:04.271
I don't know where
he could've gone.

770
00:44:04.273 --> 00:44:05.873
We'll find him.
Don't worry.

771
00:44:05.875 --> 00:44:07.175
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Jamie?

772
00:44:07.177 --> 00:44:08.809
- Mom.
- Jamie.

773
00:44:08.811 --> 00:44:10.010
- Oh, my God!
- Mom...

774
00:44:10.012 --> 00:44:13.213
Oh, my God!
Where have you been?

775
00:44:13.215 --> 00:44:15.182
It's okay, it's okay.

776
00:44:15.184 --> 00:44:16.784
Have you been drinking?
What are you...

777
00:44:16.786 --> 00:44:18.086
You are one to talk. God!

778
00:44:18.088 --> 00:44:19.854
- You've been drinking.
- Oh, my God!

779
00:44:19.856 --> 00:44:21.889
Where have you been?
I've been calling you all day.

780
00:44:21.891 --> 00:44:23.724
Mom, it's fine.
My phone, it got wet.

781
00:44:23.726 --> 00:44:25.025
It's broken now.

782
00:44:25.027 --> 00:44:28.128
Oh, you are so...
You are so grounded!

783
00:44:28.130 --> 00:44:31.231
- Why? Why am I grounded?
- Because you disappeared!

784
00:44:31.233 --> 00:44:32.900
How am I supposed to know
that you are okay

785
00:44:32.902 --> 00:44:34.235
when you do not
pick up your phone?

786
00:44:34.237 --> 00:44:36.204
My phone got wet!
I was just...

787
00:44:36.206 --> 00:44:37.972
How am I supposed
to take you seriously?

788
00:44:37.974 --> 00:44:40.907
You smell like alcohol!
And what are you...

789
00:44:40.909 --> 00:44:42.809
- What are you wearing?
- I wore this to church, Mom.

790
00:44:42.811 --> 00:44:44.345
You wore this to church?

791
00:44:44.347 --> 00:44:47.148
Why did you call the cops on me?
That's insane!

792
00:44:47.150 --> 00:44:48.483
I didn't call the cops on you.
I called the cops

793
00:44:48.485 --> 00:44:50.485
because your cousin
took my car, okay?

794
00:44:50.487 --> 00:44:52.186
Guys, guys, okay,
ladies, ladies,

795
00:44:52.188 --> 00:44:54.387
we should split up and search
the neighborhood, okay?

796
00:44:54.389 --> 00:44:56.289
Okay.
Are these your keys, Hope?

797
00:44:56.291 --> 00:44:58.025
Ma'am, wait,
should you be driving?

798
00:44:58.027 --> 00:44:59.392
- No.
- No, we'll go together.

799
00:44:59.394 --> 00:45:01.095
- I'll drive.
- All right, great.

800
00:45:01.097 --> 00:45:03.231
- Let's go.
- Jamie, stay here.

801
00:45:03.233 --> 00:45:04.898
What? No!
Mom, he's my cousin.

802
00:45:04.900 --> 00:45:07.837
- I wanna help look for him.
- Jamie, go to bed.

803
00:45:10.907 --> 00:45:12.042
[DOOR SLAMS]

804
00:45:13.242 --> 00:45:18.315
<i>♪♪</i>

805
00:45:37.300 --> 00:45:38.302
Dylan?

806
00:45:42.338 --> 00:45:45.238
Just get that thumb
straight up for me there.

807
00:45:45.240 --> 00:45:46.807
There you go.

808
00:45:46.809 --> 00:45:50.378
What color would you
like your cast to be?

809
00:45:50.380 --> 00:45:51.512
What are my options?

810
00:45:51.514 --> 00:45:53.150
Any color you want.

811
00:45:54.250 --> 00:45:55.219
Purple.

812
00:45:56.820 --> 00:45:58.155
DOCTOR: Purple it is.

813
00:46:01.291 --> 00:46:04.228
[RATTLING]

814
00:46:21.244 --> 00:46:22.275
Hey, March.

815
00:46:22.277 --> 00:46:23.246
Hey.

816
00:46:25.081 --> 00:46:26.613
What happened to your car?

817
00:46:26.615 --> 00:46:29.217
March, Jamie can't play today.
She's grounded.

818
00:46:29.219 --> 00:46:30.885
- Mom!
- All good.

819
00:46:30.887 --> 00:46:32.420
I was just dropping this off.

820
00:46:32.422 --> 00:46:33.554
It's a new phone.

821
00:46:33.556 --> 00:46:35.356
Oh, thank you so much.

822
00:46:35.358 --> 00:46:36.624
I'm really sorry
about what happened.

823
00:46:36.626 --> 00:46:38.992
All right, I'll take that.
Come on.

824
00:46:38.994 --> 00:46:40.961
What the heck, Mom? Why?

825
00:46:40.963 --> 00:46:42.496
You're grounded. Let's go.

826
00:46:42.498 --> 00:46:44.298
So what, you took away my phone
in the first place

827
00:46:44.300 --> 00:46:45.599
because I didn't pick up,

828
00:46:45.601 --> 00:46:47.434
and now you wanna
take away my...

829
00:46:47.436 --> 00:46:49.403
You just don't make sense, Mom.
You don't make sense.

830
00:46:49.405 --> 00:46:51.275
Say goodbye to your friend.
Now.

831
00:46:52.541 --> 00:46:54.110
I hate you.

832
00:46:58.248 --> 00:46:59.849
Have a good day.

833
00:47:03.952 --> 00:47:04.954
[DOOR CLOSES]

834
00:47:17.333 --> 00:47:18.599
[SIGHS]

835
00:47:18.601 --> 00:47:21.601
<i>I slept all day and all night.</i>

836
00:47:21.603 --> 00:47:27.076
<i>Thirty-six whole hours
of unanswered calls and texts.</i>

837
00:47:30.246 --> 00:47:32.012
<i>Luke could change his mind,</i>

838
00:47:32.014 --> 00:47:34.917
<i>or he could think
I'm playing hard to get.</i>

839
00:47:36.251 --> 00:47:40.121
<i>Listen, I'm very easy to get.</i>

840
00:47:40.123 --> 00:47:46.028
<i>Blow jobs were like
a gateway drug for sex.</i>

841
00:47:47.530 --> 00:47:49.233
<i>I wanted more.</i>

842
00:47:50.934 --> 00:47:55.269
<i>♪♪ [GENTLE PIANO]</i>

843
00:47:55.271 --> 00:47:57.007
<i>And the rush.</i>

844
00:47:58.507 --> 00:47:59.442
[JAMIE SCREAMS]

845
00:48:01.510 --> 00:48:03.512
<i>I like the control.</i>

846
00:48:08.251 --> 00:48:10.120
[JAMIE SQUEALS]

847
00:48:17.527 --> 00:48:19.626
Wait. Which side is it?
Which side is it?

848
00:48:19.628 --> 00:48:21.095
Well, you start here.

849
00:48:21.097 --> 00:48:23.530
Wait.
[LAUGHING]

850
00:48:23.532 --> 00:48:25.365
[JAMIE SQUEALS]

851
00:48:25.367 --> 00:48:27.203
No, no, no! Ow!

852
00:48:28.304 --> 00:48:29.405
Are you okay?

853
00:48:39.014 --> 00:48:41.984
Oh, my God!
You scared the shit out of me!

854
00:48:48.123 --> 00:48:49.392
[LAUGHING]

855
00:49:32.702 --> 00:49:34.367
Mom?

856
00:49:34.369 --> 00:49:38.072
I would like to discuss
the terms of this grounding.

857
00:49:38.074 --> 00:49:40.340
While I know that
what I did was wrong,

858
00:49:40.342 --> 00:49:42.376
I don't think that taking away
my phone privileges

859
00:49:42.378 --> 00:49:43.510
is really the correct...

860
00:49:43.512 --> 00:49:44.480
Oh, my God!

861
00:49:47.717 --> 00:49:49.617
I'm sorry, um...

862
00:49:49.619 --> 00:49:51.355
you scared me.

863
00:49:52.554 --> 00:49:53.820
Oh.

864
00:49:53.822 --> 00:49:55.722
Have you seen my mother,
by chance?

865
00:49:55.724 --> 00:49:58.391
She's like this, yay tall.

866
00:49:58.393 --> 00:49:59.462
Ze Jew.

867
00:50:02.264 --> 00:50:05.132
Uh, yes.

868
00:50:05.134 --> 00:50:06.737
Ze Jew.

869
00:50:10.273 --> 00:50:11.408
Okay.

870
00:50:15.344 --> 00:50:16.445
[DOOR CLOSES]

871
00:50:24.820 --> 00:50:26.789
[HINGE CREAKS]

872
00:50:29.458 --> 00:50:31.691
- Let's have him for a bit.
- How long?

873
00:50:31.693 --> 00:50:33.159
Hi.

874
00:50:33.161 --> 00:50:34.163
Hey, sweetie.

875
00:50:36.298 --> 00:50:37.565
You're back.

876
00:50:37.567 --> 00:50:39.467
Yeah, of course.

877
00:50:39.469 --> 00:50:42.103
[SIGHS]
Can I go to Emily's?

878
00:50:42.105 --> 00:50:43.503
- No.
- Why?

879
00:50:43.505 --> 00:50:45.139
- She's grounded.
- Why is she grounded?

880
00:50:45.141 --> 00:50:47.307
Just get ready for dinner.
For so many reasons.

881
00:50:47.309 --> 00:50:51.177
Is that old man in there
my grandfather?

882
00:50:51.179 --> 00:50:52.512
- Yes, he is.
- Allegedly.

883
00:50:52.514 --> 00:50:53.783
NED: Yes.

884
00:50:55.351 --> 00:50:57.450
Okay.

885
00:50:57.452 --> 00:50:59.619
SHIRA: It would have been worth
maybe you giving me a heads-up

886
00:50:59.621 --> 00:51:01.287
that you were bringing
a strange man.

887
00:51:01.289 --> 00:51:03.490
- He's my father.
- You don't know that.

888
00:51:03.492 --> 00:51:04.728
[ARGUING CONTINUES]

889
00:51:10.867 --> 00:51:14.802
JAMIE: <i>I didn't realize how mad
I was at my dad for leaving</i>

890
00:51:14.804 --> 00:51:17.106
<i>until he came back.</i>

891
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.780
<i>I wanted to yell at him.</i>

892
00:51:26.782 --> 00:51:28.782
<i>I wanted to knock
the table over.</i>

893
00:51:28.784 --> 00:51:31.751
<i>I wanted all the food
and soda and wine</i>

894
00:51:31.753 --> 00:51:35.092
<i>to just create a pool
of garbage on the floor.</i>

895
00:51:39.195 --> 00:51:41.628
<i>I wanted it to stain,</i>

896
00:51:41.630 --> 00:51:43.731
<i>so he'd be forced to remember
the time he left us</i>

897
00:51:43.733 --> 00:51:46.403
<i>to deal with his problems.</i>

898
00:51:48.204 --> 00:51:53.407
<i>I just wanted something,
anything to happen.</i>

899
00:51:53.409 --> 00:51:56.579
<i>♪♪</i>

900
00:52:09.391 --> 00:52:12.358
<i>I had so much on my mind.</i>

901
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:14.830
<i>But I ended up saying
nothing at all.</i>

902
00:52:17.300 --> 00:52:19.469
How's everybody's food?

903
00:52:24.306 --> 00:52:28.409
So how did you, um, find him?

904
00:52:28.411 --> 00:52:30.510
Are...

905
00:52:30.512 --> 00:52:33.280
Are you sure he's, like,
the right Herman?

906
00:52:33.282 --> 00:52:34.682
Yes, Hope,
he's the right Herman.

907
00:52:34.684 --> 00:52:37.284
Look, it was very easy,
you know.

908
00:52:37.286 --> 00:52:39.286
Mom and Dad,
actually your dad, not mine,

909
00:52:39.288 --> 00:52:41.421
were in Germany for that year
when I was conceived,

910
00:52:41.423 --> 00:52:43.557
and, uh, flew to Frankfurt,

911
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:45.726
talked to a private detective,
gave him his name,

912
00:52:45.728 --> 00:52:47.927
and we found him
in a local hospital

913
00:52:47.929 --> 00:52:49.662
and brought him here.

914
00:52:49.664 --> 00:52:53.467
So you took him from a hospital?
That's kinda weird.

915
00:52:53.469 --> 00:52:54.834
It's not like that, I mean...

916
00:52:54.836 --> 00:52:56.570
Actually,
it's exactly like that.

917
00:52:56.572 --> 00:52:57.972
You just said you took him
from the hospital.

918
00:52:57.974 --> 00:52:59.539
That's pretty fuckin' weird.

919
00:52:59.541 --> 00:53:01.342
Watch your language,
first of all.

920
00:53:01.344 --> 00:53:03.409
Second of all,
he's sick, okay?

921
00:53:03.411 --> 00:53:06.380
- He's got cancer.
- Oh, my God, what kind?

922
00:53:06.382 --> 00:53:08.449
I don't know.
Look, they were gonna put him

923
00:53:08.451 --> 00:53:10.583
into some sort of
assisted-living facility,

924
00:53:10.585 --> 00:53:12.318
and I figured why not
just bring him here?

925
00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:14.255
We have a guest room.

926
00:53:14.257 --> 00:53:16.523
We're a loving family.
It's the perfect spot for him.

927
00:53:16.525 --> 00:53:19.827
Yeah, why wouldn't he come
and stay in our guest room?

928
00:53:19.829 --> 00:53:22.595
Sounds like he needs to
actually be in hospital,

929
00:53:22.597 --> 00:53:25.932
and if he was coming,
maybe you'd call,

930
00:53:25.934 --> 00:53:27.700
let me know
to change the sheets.

931
00:53:27.702 --> 00:53:31.438
I don't know.
That doesn't seem unreasonable.

932
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:34.041
Fine. I'm not a mind reader.

933
00:53:34.043 --> 00:53:35.811
[SCOFFS]

934
00:53:38.047 --> 00:53:41.715
So, Jamie, are you
planning on speaking

935
00:53:41.717 --> 00:53:43.416
at the memorial service?

936
00:53:43.418 --> 00:53:45.519
I know Dylan's gonna
say a few words and...

937
00:53:45.521 --> 00:53:47.954
- Oh, no.
- She's gonna speak.

938
00:53:47.956 --> 00:53:48.956
You know how I feel
about public speaking.

939
00:53:48.958 --> 00:53:50.557
How about a DNA test?

940
00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:51.891
There's no way, Ned,
for you to know...

941
00:53:51.893 --> 00:53:53.994
Will you drop this?

942
00:53:53.996 --> 00:53:56.362
- He is my son!
- Okay.

943
00:53:56.364 --> 00:53:59.633
All of you stop talking about me
like I am not here.

944
00:53:59.635 --> 00:54:03.070
- Especially the shiv.
- Excuse me?

945
00:54:03.072 --> 00:54:05.606
Wait, so you guys didn't know
that he was super anti-Semitic?

946
00:54:05.608 --> 00:54:07.474
It was just me.
Okay, I got this.

947
00:54:07.476 --> 00:54:09.443
Let's just chock this one up
to cultural differences.

948
00:54:09.445 --> 00:54:12.313
I'm sure that he didn't mean
what he said.

949
00:54:12.315 --> 00:54:14.847
I'm right here, heeb.

950
00:54:14.849 --> 00:54:17.550
- Okay. Well, you know what?
- What's a heeb?

951
00:54:17.552 --> 00:54:19.686
- Okay, enough.
- Dylan, headphones on.

952
00:54:19.688 --> 00:54:21.822
Does anyone think that
he might be, like, super racist?

953
00:54:21.824 --> 00:54:24.490
- That's hard to misunderstand.
- Hon...

954
00:54:24.492 --> 00:54:25.858
You don't need to get
the DNA test, honey,

955
00:54:25.860 --> 00:54:27.494
because obviously
Dotty and Herman

956
00:54:27.496 --> 00:54:28.862
make a lovely couple.

957
00:54:28.864 --> 00:54:30.764
Can you explain to me
why I'm having

958
00:54:30.766 --> 00:54:32.999
to deal with this
in my own home,

959
00:54:33.001 --> 00:54:34.802
in front of my family?
Why is this...

960
00:54:34.804 --> 00:54:37.070
'Cause I am trying to connect
with my father, okay?

961
00:54:37.072 --> 00:54:40.074
Your dad is an anti-Semite.

962
00:54:40.076 --> 00:54:42.642
Oh, like you've gone
to temple that much.

963
00:54:42.644 --> 00:54:45.445
Oh, my God! Just because I don't
go to temple all the time,

964
00:54:45.447 --> 00:54:47.815
I deserve to be called
a heeb in my house?

965
00:54:47.817 --> 00:54:50.050
Do you not understand
that this is crazy?

966
00:54:50.052 --> 00:54:51.684
This whole situation is crazy.

967
00:54:51.686 --> 00:54:53.554
All I'm saying is that
we all have parents

968
00:54:53.556 --> 00:54:55.557
that are difficult.

969
00:54:57.492 --> 00:54:58.958
I'm just saying
your parents are not perfect.

970
00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:00.427
Oh, I... Oh, my... I...

971
00:55:00.429 --> 00:55:01.929
What? It's a different world!

972
00:55:01.931 --> 00:55:03.363
What does that have to do...

973
00:55:03.365 --> 00:55:04.664
- Because it's a...
- No.

974
00:55:04.666 --> 00:55:08.034
It's his thing!
Are you leaving? Hon!

975
00:55:08.036 --> 00:55:09.471
[DOOR SLAMS]

976
00:55:13.442 --> 00:55:17.577
Hey, hey, Dad,
can I go to Emily's?

977
00:55:17.579 --> 00:55:19.415
Yeah, go ahead.

978
00:55:20.548 --> 00:55:22.081
Sorry.

979
00:55:22.083 --> 00:55:24.553
<i>♪♪</i>

980
00:55:52.414 --> 00:55:55.548
<i>♪ You come in, check my time ♪</i>

981
00:55:55.550 --> 00:55:58.751
<i>♪ You've got
fornication crimes ♪</i>

982
00:55:58.753 --> 00:56:01.891
<i>♪ I've seen your hope
on television ♪</i>

983
00:56:05.126 --> 00:56:08.628
<i>♪ Where you've been
You were not were ♪</i>

984
00:56:08.630 --> 00:56:11.197
<i>♪ They've got tricycles
in skirts ♪</i>

985
00:56:11.199 --> 00:56:13.133
I'm proud of you.

986
00:56:13.135 --> 00:56:14.700
Oh, thank you.

987
00:56:14.702 --> 00:56:16.804
- Promised I'd tell you.
- Tell her what?

988
00:56:16.806 --> 00:56:18.171
Did you guys finish
<i>Order of the Phoenix</i> yet?

989
00:56:18.173 --> 00:56:19.173
- Yes, twice.
- No.

990
00:56:19.175 --> 00:56:21.008
Oh, my God, it was so good!

991
00:56:21.010 --> 00:56:22.145
[LAUGHING]

992
00:56:23.945 --> 00:56:25.679
Cool. That's not what
we're talking about.

993
00:56:25.681 --> 00:56:26.947
We're talking about how Jamie

994
00:56:26.949 --> 00:56:29.519
finally lost
her mouth virginity.

995
00:56:32.153 --> 00:56:33.753
Congrats.

996
00:56:33.755 --> 00:56:36.155
He was fine.
It was nothing, okay?

997
00:56:36.157 --> 00:56:37.657
Can we just talk about
something else, please?

998
00:56:37.659 --> 00:56:38.659
Are you not gonna see him again?

999
00:56:38.661 --> 00:56:40.461
Hmm?

1000
00:56:40.463 --> 00:56:43.229
You said he <i>was</i> fine,
like he died or something.

1001
00:56:43.231 --> 00:56:44.231
I did?

1002
00:56:44.233 --> 00:56:46.166
He play a sport?

1003
00:56:46.168 --> 00:56:48.501
Like at Saint Ags?

1004
00:56:48.503 --> 00:56:49.769
Lacrosse, uh-huh.

1005
00:56:49.771 --> 00:56:51.637
I know a lot of guys
on that team.

1006
00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:54.074
- What's his name?
- Can we just drop it, please?

1007
00:56:54.076 --> 00:56:56.478
Lacrosse guys are so hot.

1008
00:56:57.746 --> 00:57:00.012
Oh, hey, um,
before I forget,

1009
00:57:00.014 --> 00:57:01.682
what time is that
funeral thingy on Thursday?

1010
00:57:01.684 --> 00:57:04.150
- We were gonna go.
- Um, it's...

1011
00:57:04.152 --> 00:57:06.153
You guys, that's really nice,
but you don't have to go.

1012
00:57:06.155 --> 00:57:07.521
But we're your friends,

1013
00:57:07.523 --> 00:57:08.822
and we support you
no matter what.

1014
00:57:08.824 --> 00:57:11.758
Not sure I can make it now,
actually.

1015
00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:14.561
Oh.

1016
00:57:14.563 --> 00:57:15.829
Okay.

1017
00:57:15.831 --> 00:57:18.130
- I gotta bounce.
- Wait.

1018
00:57:18.132 --> 00:57:19.835
We'll see you tomorrow.

1019
00:57:24.206 --> 00:57:25.805
Why would you do that?

1020
00:57:25.807 --> 00:57:28.041
Why would you actually
say that to him? Why?

1021
00:57:28.043 --> 00:57:29.642
What? It's just March.

1022
00:57:29.644 --> 00:57:32.211
Yeah, but he seemed
really upset.

1023
00:57:32.213 --> 00:57:36.249
Well, you're not into him,
so what's the problem?

1024
00:57:36.251 --> 00:57:39.619
He shouldn't get
his hopes up, right?

1025
00:57:39.621 --> 00:57:41.722
I guess.

1026
00:57:41.724 --> 00:57:43.155
We'll figure it out.

1027
00:57:43.157 --> 00:57:45.258
He's having a party tomorrow.

1028
00:57:45.260 --> 00:57:47.728
He has a party every day.

1029
00:57:47.730 --> 00:57:48.762
[PHONE VIBRATES]

1030
00:57:48.764 --> 00:57:49.798
True.

1031
00:57:55.204 --> 00:57:57.938
Oh! Oh, no, oh, shit!

1032
00:57:57.940 --> 00:58:00.574
God, we gotta go.
My mom's so pissed.

1033
00:58:00.576 --> 00:58:02.811
Can we go?
Can we go right now?

1034
00:58:07.148 --> 00:58:10.752
<i>♪ Waiting for the sun
to wake us from this sleep ♪</i>

1035
00:58:12.153 --> 00:58:13.920
<i>♪ The dream is ending ♪</i>

1036
00:58:13.922 --> 00:58:16.757
- Hey.
- Hey.

1037
00:58:16.759 --> 00:58:18.161
What's up?

1038
00:58:19.795 --> 00:58:21.128
Oh, wow, you look great.

1039
00:58:21.130 --> 00:58:25.666
Thank you.
I brought that for you to read.

1040
00:58:25.668 --> 00:58:26.870
Oh, cool.

1041
00:58:29.204 --> 00:58:32.171
So, um, where we going?

1042
00:58:32.173 --> 00:58:33.941
We can't go inside?

1043
00:58:33.943 --> 00:58:35.141
Oh, no.

1044
00:58:35.143 --> 00:58:37.177
I mean, do you know
who I live with?

1045
00:58:37.179 --> 00:58:39.782
If anyone were
to find out about us...

1046
00:58:41.115 --> 00:58:42.751
We're an us?

1047
00:58:44.186 --> 00:58:45.985
- Shut up.
- [LAUGHS]

1048
00:58:45.987 --> 00:58:49.021
Um, let's see.

1049
00:58:49.023 --> 00:58:51.325
Oh, I have an idea.

1050
00:58:51.327 --> 00:58:52.862
[ENGINE STARTS]

1051
00:58:54.329 --> 00:58:57.534
<i>♪♪ [SOFT PIANO]</i>

1052
00:59:45.813 --> 00:59:47.380
Get up.

1053
00:59:47.382 --> 00:59:50.249
Are you okay?

1054
00:59:50.251 --> 00:59:51.784
Um, yeah.

1055
00:59:51.786 --> 00:59:54.253
This kinda hurts my knees.

1056
00:59:54.255 --> 00:59:56.956
Can we, um...
Can we move to the grass?

1057
00:59:56.958 --> 00:59:58.360
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1058
01:00:13.175 --> 01:00:14.744
[UNZIPS]

1059
01:00:17.179 --> 01:00:19.916
- Sorry, they're kinda tight.
- [CHUCKLES]

1060
01:00:21.315 --> 01:00:23.016
Here.

1061
01:00:23.018 --> 01:00:24.653
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry.

1062
01:00:32.460 --> 01:00:36.162
Do you think we could...
Do you...

1063
01:00:36.164 --> 01:00:37.697
I just think
it would help if you...

1064
01:00:37.699 --> 01:00:39.999
- Oh, yeah, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.

1065
01:00:40.001 --> 01:00:41.137
Okay, yeah.

1066
01:00:53.414 --> 01:00:54.817
[JAMIE MOANS]

1067
01:01:04.893 --> 01:01:06.992
Okay.

1068
01:01:06.994 --> 01:01:08.729
Oh, okay, yeah.

1069
01:01:08.731 --> 01:01:11.231
Do wanna put...

1070
01:01:11.233 --> 01:01:13.266
Do you want something
to put on your...

1071
01:01:13.268 --> 01:01:15.034
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

1072
01:01:15.036 --> 01:01:17.673
[WRAPPER CRINKLING]

1073
01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:26.179
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.

1074
01:01:26.181 --> 01:01:29.251
[PANTING]

1075
01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:32.789
[GASPS]

1076
01:01:58.213 --> 01:02:02.548
[CAR APPROACHING]

1077
01:02:02.550 --> 01:02:04.217
[BRAKES SQUEAL]

1078
01:02:04.219 --> 01:02:06.820
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
[HORN HONKS]

1079
01:02:06.822 --> 01:02:08.889
- Oh, my gosh!
- What are you doing down there?

1080
01:02:08.891 --> 01:02:10.492
What the fuck?
Oh, my God!

1081
01:02:30.945 --> 01:02:32.845
Well, at least now
I understand why you wanted

1082
01:02:32.847 --> 01:02:34.217
to start going to church.

1083
01:02:47.295 --> 01:02:49.896
I should tell the priest,
the real priest,

1084
01:02:49.898 --> 01:02:52.599
what is happening.

1085
01:02:52.601 --> 01:02:54.036
What?

1086
01:02:55.403 --> 01:02:57.037
What? Mom, stop!

1087
01:02:57.039 --> 01:02:59.139
Mom, no!
You're gonna ruin his life.

1088
01:02:59.141 --> 01:03:00.373
What are you doing?

1089
01:03:00.375 --> 01:03:02.242
Jamie, he needs to know
what happened.

1090
01:03:02.244 --> 01:03:04.043
You think you're the only one
that this is happening to?

1091
01:03:04.045 --> 01:03:05.378
- You're going to ruin his life!
- What's going on?

1092
01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:07.079
Why are you doing this to me?

1093
01:03:07.081 --> 01:03:08.315
Please stop!

1094
01:03:08.317 --> 01:03:11.217
No, seriously,
why are you doing this?

1095
01:03:11.219 --> 01:03:13.420
Why?

1096
01:03:13.422 --> 01:03:14.554
[SOBBING]

1097
01:03:14.556 --> 01:03:16.590
Stop.

1098
01:03:16.592 --> 01:03:18.360
Stop, please!

1099
01:03:22.063 --> 01:03:26.001
<i>♪♪</i>

1100
01:03:50.157 --> 01:03:52.094
[SOBBING]

1101
01:04:14.382 --> 01:04:17.152
[SHOWER RUNNING]

1102
01:04:22.958 --> 01:04:27.126
<i>I waited all day
for them to punish me.</i>

1103
01:04:27.128 --> 01:04:29.929
[CLOCK TICKING]

1104
01:04:29.931 --> 01:04:34.236
<i>We commandeered
our own islands of couches...</i>

1105
01:04:36.003 --> 01:04:38.137
<i>and lawn chairs...</i>

1106
01:04:38.139 --> 01:04:40.240
[HERMAN COUGHING]

1107
01:04:40.242 --> 01:04:42.608
<i>and beds.</i>

1108
01:04:42.610 --> 01:04:45.047
[TICKING CONTINUES]

1109
01:04:47.615 --> 01:04:52.052
<i>I was a ghost
living in my own house,</i>

1110
01:04:52.054 --> 01:04:54.590
<i>and I'd had enough.</i>

1111
01:05:07.235 --> 01:05:08.537
[SIGHS]

1112
01:05:11.239 --> 01:05:12.604
SHIRA: I don't think
we have a choice in it.

1113
01:05:12.606 --> 01:05:14.606
NED: If you wanna do it,
we'll do it.

1114
01:05:14.608 --> 01:05:15.610
Hey!

1115
01:05:17.746 --> 01:05:19.412
Where you going?

1116
01:05:19.414 --> 01:05:21.213
Out.

1117
01:05:21.215 --> 01:05:23.349
No, you're not.
You're grounded.

1118
01:05:23.351 --> 01:05:24.319
Come here.

1119
01:05:25.721 --> 01:05:27.320
This stops now, okay?

1120
01:05:27.322 --> 01:05:29.356
We gotta talk about
our punishment.

1121
01:05:29.358 --> 01:05:30.724
Well, first of all,
you're gonna pay

1122
01:05:30.726 --> 01:05:32.525
for getting the car impounded.

1123
01:05:32.527 --> 01:05:34.327
- Mm-hmm.
- That's it?

1124
01:05:34.329 --> 01:05:35.695
- Great.
- No, don't do that, okay?

1125
01:05:35.697 --> 01:05:38.264
And we're not done.

1126
01:05:38.266 --> 01:05:40.766
Does it look like I care
if you're done?

1127
01:05:40.768 --> 01:05:42.434
- What?
- What?

1128
01:05:42.436 --> 01:05:44.704
Come on, look at yourselves.

1129
01:05:44.706 --> 01:05:47.574
Ever since Grandma died,
you guys have been...

1130
01:05:47.576 --> 01:05:49.508
You've lost it.
Lost your minds.

1131
01:05:49.510 --> 01:05:51.244
You don't talk to us like that,
first of all.

1132
01:05:51.246 --> 01:05:54.014
People die, okay?

1133
01:05:54.016 --> 01:05:55.682
It's okay to move on.

1134
01:05:55.684 --> 01:05:57.684
Honestly, I don't feel
like being punished

1135
01:05:57.686 --> 01:06:00.619
because of whatever it is
that you guys are going through.

1136
01:06:00.621 --> 01:06:02.621
- [LAUGHING]
- Yeah, Herman gets it.

1137
01:06:02.623 --> 01:06:04.324
You are now out of line.

1138
01:06:04.326 --> 01:06:05.561
I had sex!

1139
01:06:06.695 --> 01:06:08.695
Everyone has sex!

1140
01:06:08.697 --> 01:06:10.530
- Okay.
- Everyone!

1141
01:06:10.532 --> 01:06:13.400
And at least it was
with someone that I love.

1142
01:06:13.402 --> 01:06:15.568
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- What? I do!

1143
01:06:15.570 --> 01:06:17.503
You don't even know him, Jamie!

1144
01:06:17.505 --> 01:06:20.472
You are totally out of line
right now. Calm down.

1145
01:06:20.474 --> 01:06:22.608
Don't tell me to calm down
right now.

1146
01:06:22.610 --> 01:06:24.644
Fine. When you decide to be
a part of this family again,

1147
01:06:24.646 --> 01:06:26.780
let me know, okay?

1148
01:06:26.782 --> 01:06:29.050
Well, when wanna stop being
a shitty dad, let me know.

1149
01:06:33.688 --> 01:06:36.992
<i>♪♪ [TENSE]</i>

1150
01:06:52.574 --> 01:06:55.208
What are you doing here?

1151
01:06:55.210 --> 01:06:57.079
I just...
I wanted to see you.

1152
01:06:59.380 --> 01:07:01.514
I mean, I just thought
maybe we could,

1153
01:07:01.516 --> 01:07:04.483
you know,
finish what we started.

1154
01:07:04.485 --> 01:07:07.387
- [CAR DOOR OPENS]
- Are you kidding me, Jamie?

1155
01:07:07.389 --> 01:07:09.421
If anyone finds out
you're here...

1156
01:07:09.423 --> 01:07:11.490
Okay, this whole thing
was a huge mistake.

1157
01:07:11.492 --> 01:07:14.396
I'm sorry, but it was.
It's getting way out of hand.

1158
01:07:16.398 --> 01:07:18.267
So you don't...

1159
01:07:21.436 --> 01:07:22.471
What?

1160
01:07:24.306 --> 01:07:26.338
You don't love me?

1161
01:07:26.340 --> 01:07:28.309
Love you? Wait.

1162
01:07:29.443 --> 01:07:31.780
You don't love me.

1163
01:07:33.315 --> 01:07:35.715
I thought we were
just having fun.

1164
01:07:35.717 --> 01:07:37.717
Well, we are just having fun.

1165
01:07:37.719 --> 01:07:39.521
I just thought that...

1166
01:07:41.456 --> 01:07:43.555
What?

1167
01:07:43.557 --> 01:07:45.391
You just, you're not
obsessed with your job.

1168
01:07:45.393 --> 01:07:48.561
You just,
you like the security.

1169
01:07:48.563 --> 01:07:50.597
[SIGHS]
Okay, wow.

1170
01:07:50.599 --> 01:07:52.898
Um, there's a lot
going on right now,

1171
01:07:52.900 --> 01:07:56.401
and I'm trying to
wrap my head around it.

1172
01:07:56.403 --> 01:07:59.838
You're a really sweet girl,

1173
01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:02.307
but this thing that we're doing,
that we did,

1174
01:08:02.309 --> 01:08:05.545
it can't happen again, okay?

1175
01:08:05.547 --> 01:08:07.249
So that's it?

1176
01:08:08.315 --> 01:08:09.851
I guess so.

1177
01:08:15.289 --> 01:08:16.492
Okay.

1178
01:08:17.826 --> 01:08:20.162
Just tell me one thing though.

1179
01:08:21.328 --> 01:08:23.562
What?

1180
01:08:23.564 --> 01:08:27.866
Was I always just gonna be
the last girl you slept with?

1181
01:08:27.868 --> 01:08:32.272
You just wanted to fuck someone
before you couldn't anymore?

1182
01:08:32.274 --> 01:08:33.505
- Tell me.
- I don't know.

1183
01:08:33.507 --> 01:08:34.741
I wasn't really
thinking about it

1184
01:08:34.743 --> 01:08:35.808
in those terms, okay?

1185
01:08:35.810 --> 01:08:38.277
I guess it happened that way.

1186
01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:40.782
But I never meant
for anyone to get hurt.

1187
01:08:42.617 --> 01:08:45.617
Now listen, tomorrow
when you go to the funeral

1188
01:08:45.619 --> 01:08:47.387
and stand with your parents,

1189
01:08:47.389 --> 01:08:50.690
you have to pretend
that I don't exist.

1190
01:08:50.692 --> 01:08:54.527
Just shake everyone's hands and
focus on your family, all right?

1191
01:08:54.529 --> 01:08:56.862
Okay, it'll be easy.

1192
01:08:56.864 --> 01:08:58.333
Okay?

1193
01:09:00.435 --> 01:09:02.968
I'm really sorry, you know,
for what it's worth.

1194
01:09:02.970 --> 01:09:04.772
I really did enjoy
spending time with you.

1195
01:09:18.886 --> 01:09:20.555
[SOBBING]

1196
01:09:30.832 --> 01:09:33.536
<i>♪♪ [TENSE]</i>

1197
01:09:34.603 --> 01:09:35.637
Whew.

1198
01:09:44.712 --> 01:09:45.978
Ugh!

1199
01:09:45.980 --> 01:09:48.414
<i>♪♪ [HIP-HOP]</i>

1200
01:09:48.416 --> 01:09:51.287
<i>[LOUD CHATTER]</i>

1201
01:09:53.520 --> 01:09:56.555
<i>♪ Move around
Do your thing like this ♪</i>

1202
01:09:56.557 --> 01:09:57.656
What the fuck?

1203
01:09:57.658 --> 01:09:58.691
- Look at this bitch.
- Whoa.

1204
01:09:58.693 --> 01:09:59.826
What's her problem?

1205
01:09:59.828 --> 01:10:01.460
Relax, it's a party.

1206
01:10:01.462 --> 01:10:03.795
GIRL: That was aggressive.

1207
01:10:03.797 --> 01:10:05.798
<i>♪ I love it when you shake it
When you move that thing ♪</i>

1208
01:10:05.800 --> 01:10:08.601
<i>♪ Little mama, she got game ♪</i>

1209
01:10:08.603 --> 01:10:11.271
<i>♪ She wanna pop this
Pull out my whip ♪</i>

1210
01:10:11.273 --> 01:10:13.809
MARCH: Jamie, you're here.

1211
01:10:15.609 --> 01:10:18.544
<i>♪ We about to get wild
before the party ♪</i>

1212
01:10:18.546 --> 01:10:19.949
Let's go upstairs.

1213
01:10:21.815 --> 01:10:24.450
Whoa, what,
what are you doing?

1214
01:10:24.452 --> 01:10:25.721
What?

1215
01:10:26.820 --> 01:10:28.655
You seem different.

1216
01:10:28.657 --> 01:10:31.590
Come on, I'm giving you
what you want.

1217
01:10:31.592 --> 01:10:33.992
What I want? Wow, okay.

1218
01:10:33.994 --> 01:10:36.495
Jamie, you made it!

1219
01:10:36.497 --> 01:10:39.365
[LAUGHS]

1220
01:10:39.367 --> 01:10:40.599
This is Buck.

1221
01:10:40.601 --> 01:10:43.669
He, like, plays lacrosse
at Saint Ags.

1222
01:10:43.671 --> 01:10:45.705
- Emily, this isn't a good time.
- Shh!

1223
01:10:45.707 --> 01:10:48.441
Babe, this is the girl
that I was telling you about.

1224
01:10:48.443 --> 01:10:51.611
She was hanging out with one
of your teammates the other day.

1225
01:10:51.613 --> 01:10:53.812
Oh, yeah?
Who was the lucky guy?

1226
01:10:53.814 --> 01:10:55.447
Was it Felter?

1227
01:10:55.449 --> 01:10:58.084
Um, yeah, sure.

1228
01:10:58.086 --> 01:10:59.986
Hey, Felter!

1229
01:10:59.988 --> 01:11:01.787
- This your girl?
- What is he doing?

1230
01:11:01.789 --> 01:11:03.923
I really don't
wanna hear this.

1231
01:11:03.925 --> 01:11:07.029
- Do you know her?
- No.

1232
01:11:09.831 --> 01:11:11.798
Jesus Christ, fine!

1233
01:11:11.800 --> 01:11:15.668
I lied. Big fucking whoop!
Come on!

1234
01:11:15.670 --> 01:11:19.037
Emily, why do you care so much
about who I hook up with?

1235
01:11:19.039 --> 01:11:21.840
I mean, you blow enough lacrosse
players for the both of us.

1236
01:11:21.842 --> 01:11:23.476
What?

1237
01:11:23.478 --> 01:11:24.910
God, you're like
a human tornado,

1238
01:11:24.912 --> 01:11:27.548
just sucking up everything
within a 50-foot radius.

1239
01:11:30.351 --> 01:11:32.085
You know, just because
your grandma died,

1240
01:11:32.087 --> 01:11:35.655
it doesn't give you permission
to act like a total bitch.

1241
01:11:35.657 --> 01:11:39.358
I think you should leave.

1242
01:11:39.360 --> 01:11:41.093
You know what, March?

1243
01:11:41.095 --> 01:11:42.728
You may be able to make friends

1244
01:11:42.730 --> 01:11:44.796
just by buying beer
for them right now,

1245
01:11:44.798 --> 01:11:47.633
but soon enough, you're gonna
have to make friends

1246
01:11:47.635 --> 01:11:49.102
based on your personality,

1247
01:11:49.104 --> 01:11:51.774
and no one even knows
what that is.

1248
01:11:54.442 --> 01:11:56.078
Get the fuck out.

1249
01:11:57.878 --> 01:12:03.081
Get... the... fuck... out.

1250
01:12:03.083 --> 01:12:05.951
Fine.

1251
01:12:05.953 --> 01:12:07.889
Your parties
are getting old anyway.

1252
01:12:10.425 --> 01:12:12.959
<i>♪ Move around
Do your thing like this ♪</i>

1253
01:12:12.961 --> 01:12:14.994
- [SHATTERS]
- Oh, my God.

1254
01:12:14.996 --> 01:12:16.495
Guess you lose your Xbox.

1255
01:12:16.497 --> 01:12:18.599
- Is she crazy?
- Mm-hmm.

1256
01:12:23.438 --> 01:12:26.408
<i>♪♪ [GENTLE PIANO]</i>

1257
01:12:38.185 --> 01:12:41.486
<i>I woke up,
and for a few seconds,</i>

1258
01:12:41.488 --> 01:12:44.156
<i>I had forgotten
all of the reasons</i>

1259
01:12:44.158 --> 01:12:47.660
<i>why I was so miserable.</i>

1260
01:12:47.662 --> 01:12:52.165
<i>And no matter how hard I tried
to hold on to that feeling,</i>

1261
01:12:52.167 --> 01:12:55.500
<i>those few seconds,</i>

1262
01:12:55.502 --> 01:12:57.672
<i>the sun forced them away.</i>

1263
01:13:02.476 --> 01:13:03.643
[KNOCKING]

1264
01:13:03.645 --> 01:13:06.144
It's Dylan.
Can I come in?

1265
01:13:06.146 --> 01:13:07.750
Yeah, of course.

1266
01:13:10.484 --> 01:13:11.519
Hey.

1267
01:13:16.824 --> 01:13:19.892
My mom wanted to carpool
to the funeral.

1268
01:13:19.894 --> 01:13:21.593
Oh.

1269
01:13:21.595 --> 01:13:23.728
What's on today?

1270
01:13:23.730 --> 01:13:26.699
Electric Light Orchestra.

1271
01:13:26.701 --> 01:13:27.735
Yep.

1272
01:13:31.672 --> 01:13:32.907
[SIGHS]

1273
01:13:35.810 --> 01:13:38.076
She's mad at me
for trying to run away,

1274
01:13:38.078 --> 01:13:39.644
but she doesn't understand

1275
01:13:39.646 --> 01:13:43.616
that I was only doing
what Dotty asked me to.

1276
01:13:43.618 --> 01:13:47.119
What did Dotty
say to you, Dylan?

1277
01:13:47.121 --> 01:13:48.888
That I'm a homosexual,

1278
01:13:48.890 --> 01:13:51.927
and she should've sent me away
when my dad left.

1279
01:13:53.828 --> 01:13:55.126
Are you joking?

1280
01:13:55.128 --> 01:13:57.562
I'm not one for jokes.

1281
01:13:57.564 --> 01:14:02.735
Oh, my... What a bitch!
I'm so sorry.

1282
01:14:02.737 --> 01:14:07.205
You know,
and I'm fine with it, really.

1283
01:14:07.207 --> 01:14:08.773
It's not that I wish I wasn't.

1284
01:14:08.775 --> 01:14:11.677
I just, you know...

1285
01:14:11.679 --> 01:14:14.246
wish I figured it out later.

1286
01:14:14.248 --> 01:14:18.651
No one at school will like me.

1287
01:14:18.653 --> 01:14:21.056
Dylan, listen to me.

1288
01:14:23.591 --> 01:14:28.693
You are the coolest kid.

1289
01:14:28.695 --> 01:14:31.531
I mean, look at you.
You wear vintage clothes.

1290
01:14:31.533 --> 01:14:34.267
You have the best taste
in music.

1291
01:14:34.269 --> 01:14:37.639
And that's just stuff
that you can't teach, you know?

1292
01:14:39.073 --> 01:14:40.175
Come here.

1293
01:14:42.143 --> 01:14:44.876
Gay or not, man,
you still have me.

1294
01:14:44.878 --> 01:14:47.114
You're never gonna
get rid of me.

1295
01:14:53.220 --> 01:14:57.158
<i>♪♪</i>

1296
01:15:07.234 --> 01:15:08.733
PRIEST: In the name
of the Father

1297
01:15:08.735 --> 01:15:10.736
and of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit.

1298
01:15:10.738 --> 01:15:13.171
ALL: Amen.

1299
01:15:13.173 --> 01:15:16.776
- The Lord be with you.
- And also with you.

1300
01:15:16.778 --> 01:15:20.146
Dorothy Winkle's life
was well-lived.

1301
01:15:20.148 --> 01:15:24.215
She served the Lord,
she served her Catholic faith.

1302
01:15:24.217 --> 01:15:26.052
She made sure that her friends...

1303
01:15:26.054 --> 01:15:28.353
JAMIE: <i>I can't imagine
any of us wanted</i>

1304
01:15:28.355 --> 01:15:29.854
<i>to mourn Dotty that day.</i>

1305
01:15:29.856 --> 01:15:32.325
PRIEST:
Enjoy in her eternal life.

1306
01:15:32.327 --> 01:15:34.693
We loved Dorothy.

1307
01:15:34.695 --> 01:15:36.361
We will miss her.

1308
01:15:36.363 --> 01:15:40.866
<i>How can you mourn someone
you're still mad at?</i>

1309
01:15:40.868 --> 01:15:44.102
<i>How can you forgive someone
who's dead?</i>

1310
01:15:44.104 --> 01:15:47.173
Dotty was my best friend.

1311
01:15:47.175 --> 01:15:49.842
She always had a big smile
on her face.

1312
01:15:49.844 --> 01:15:52.077
She loved her grandchildren.

1313
01:15:52.079 --> 01:15:54.813
She loved to travel.

1314
01:15:54.815 --> 01:15:58.049
Dotty gave me candy
whenever I wanted.

1315
01:15:58.051 --> 01:15:59.352
Good at bridge.

1316
01:15:59.354 --> 01:16:01.019
Unapologetic.

1317
01:16:01.021 --> 01:16:02.388
- Peaceful.
- Smart.

1318
01:16:02.390 --> 01:16:05.124
So old.

1319
01:16:05.126 --> 01:16:07.159
To conclude our service

1320
01:16:07.161 --> 01:16:10.095
and before we collect ourselves
outside for the burial,

1321
01:16:10.097 --> 01:16:13.732
I want to invite anyone else who
would like to pay their respects

1322
01:16:13.734 --> 01:16:15.871
to speak now.

1323
01:16:19.340 --> 01:16:21.674
[DOOR OPENS]

1324
01:16:21.676 --> 01:16:24.713
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[DOOR CLOSES]

1325
01:16:27.015 --> 01:16:28.947
Um, okay.

1326
01:16:28.949 --> 01:16:31.083
I would like to say something.

1327
01:16:31.085 --> 01:16:32.351
Jamie, what...

1328
01:16:32.353 --> 01:16:34.288
It's fine, Mom.
I have to do this.

1329
01:16:43.230 --> 01:16:46.867
[HEART BEATING]

1330
01:16:53.675 --> 01:16:55.974
<i>I felt Dotty with me then,</i>

1331
01:16:55.976 --> 01:16:58.309
<i>egging me on.</i>

1332
01:16:58.311 --> 01:17:00.780
<i>And just like her,</i>

1333
01:17:00.782 --> 01:17:02.918
<i>I had nothing left to lose.</i>

1334
01:17:07.287 --> 01:17:10.055
Come on.

1335
01:17:10.057 --> 01:17:11.126
Say something.

1336
01:17:13.194 --> 01:17:15.193
Hi! Um...

1337
01:17:15.195 --> 01:17:17.162
Hi.

1338
01:17:17.164 --> 01:17:20.199
I'm Jamie Winkle, um...

1339
01:17:20.201 --> 01:17:21.800
Dotty's granddaughter.

1340
01:17:21.802 --> 01:17:25.170
I, um, I just wanted
to say a few things.

1341
01:17:25.172 --> 01:17:27.305
I'm really sorry.
I'm nervous.

1342
01:17:27.307 --> 01:17:30.076
I'm not very good at this,
so I'm sorry.

1343
01:17:30.078 --> 01:17:31.246
Um...

1344
01:17:33.715 --> 01:17:37.782
I never really tried
to get to know my grandmother.

1345
01:17:37.784 --> 01:17:40.785
You know, she was always
just the old woman

1346
01:17:40.787 --> 01:17:44.089
who would write me checks
on my birthday.

1347
01:17:44.091 --> 01:17:46.127
[CONGREGATION CHUCKLING]

1348
01:17:47.295 --> 01:17:49.728
But, um...

1349
01:17:49.730 --> 01:17:54.767
But hearing all of you say
such nice things about her,

1350
01:17:54.769 --> 01:17:57.369
it just kinda makes me wonder

1351
01:17:57.371 --> 01:17:59.373
if that was
the same woman I knew.

1352
01:18:01.109 --> 01:18:02.974
I think what I've realized
the hardest part

1353
01:18:02.976 --> 01:18:04.509
about this whole thing

1354
01:18:04.511 --> 01:18:08.481
is figuring out
how to forgive someone

1355
01:18:08.483 --> 01:18:11.049
that you can't talk to.

1356
01:18:11.051 --> 01:18:14.285
To me, Dotty was tough,
you know?

1357
01:18:14.287 --> 01:18:15.888
She wasn't always nice.

1358
01:18:15.890 --> 01:18:18.824
I mean, my poor parents.
They just...

1359
01:18:18.826 --> 01:18:21.994
My dad just found out
that this guy, Herman,

1360
01:18:21.996 --> 01:18:24.530
is his real father.

1361
01:18:24.532 --> 01:18:28.067
And then Dotty told my mom
that she never liked her

1362
01:18:28.069 --> 01:18:30.302
because she's Jewish.

1363
01:18:30.304 --> 01:18:34.810
I mean, God, it's 2003,
for Christ's sake.

1364
01:18:37.177 --> 01:18:43.148
This is what happens when people
don't talk to each other.

1365
01:18:43.150 --> 01:18:48.219
This is why family shouldn't
keep secrets from one another.

1366
01:18:48.221 --> 01:18:52.958
To clear her conscience,
Dotty chose to burden us

1367
01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:55.294
with just a bunch
of fucked-up shit.

1368
01:18:55.296 --> 01:18:58.397
- Thank you, Jamie.
- I'm not finished, Father.

1369
01:18:58.399 --> 01:19:00.266
[CONGREGATION MURMURING]

1370
01:19:00.268 --> 01:19:02.069
Um...

1371
01:19:04.137 --> 01:19:05.905
Before Dotty died,

1372
01:19:05.907 --> 01:19:10.241
she told me that she had me
baptized when I was a baby

1373
01:19:10.243 --> 01:19:13.077
without my parents knowing.

1374
01:19:13.079 --> 01:19:17.415
With you, actually.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

1375
01:19:17.417 --> 01:19:21.019
Man, she must have really
wanted me to go to heaven.

1376
01:19:21.021 --> 01:19:22.388
But you know what
the funniest thing is?

1377
01:19:22.390 --> 01:19:25.290
After she told me
this whole baptism thing

1378
01:19:25.292 --> 01:19:27.293
and convinced me that religion

1379
01:19:27.295 --> 01:19:32.231
really needed to play
a much larger role in my life,

1380
01:19:32.233 --> 01:19:35.067
she told me a secret.

1381
01:19:35.069 --> 01:19:37.539
The secret of life.

1382
01:19:41.309 --> 01:19:42.942
- Jamie...
- Shh, not now.

1383
01:19:42.944 --> 01:19:45.311
Oh, by the way,
this is Luke, everyone.

1384
01:19:45.313 --> 01:19:48.379
He officially becomes
a priest tomorrow!

1385
01:19:48.381 --> 01:19:52.483
Can we please give him
a round of applause?

1386
01:19:52.485 --> 01:19:54.186
Whoo! Okay, anyway.

1387
01:19:54.188 --> 01:19:56.021
So I was sitting
with Dotty, right?

1388
01:19:56.023 --> 01:19:58.557
She just told me
about the baptism thing.

1389
01:19:58.559 --> 01:20:02.160
These words actually
come out of her mouth:

1390
01:20:02.162 --> 01:20:07.333
"Jamie, there is one thing
in this world you need to know,

1391
01:20:07.335 --> 01:20:11.536
but no one will have
the guts to tell you,

1392
01:20:11.538 --> 01:20:15.042
something I wish
I had been prepared for."

1393
01:20:20.213 --> 01:20:23.415
"Learn how to give
a proper blow job."

1394
01:20:23.417 --> 01:20:24.983
- [CONGREGATION MURMURING]
- What?

1395
01:20:24.985 --> 01:20:28.353
Yup. So this woman
is on her deathbed,

1396
01:20:28.355 --> 01:20:30.388
and she decides
that her last words to me

1397
01:20:30.390 --> 01:20:34.460
are telling me that I need to
learn how to give head, okay?

1398
01:20:34.462 --> 01:20:38.930
So I chock this up to her
being old and demented.

1399
01:20:38.932 --> 01:20:43.568
But then I met this guy.

1400
01:20:43.570 --> 01:20:46.304
It was Luke, actually.

1401
01:20:46.306 --> 01:20:50.241
And he made me feel safe
and good about myself

1402
01:20:50.243 --> 01:20:53.445
when I came to the church
looking for answers.

1403
01:20:53.447 --> 01:20:55.046
Okay, Jamie, that's enough.

1404
01:20:55.048 --> 01:20:57.916
So good, in fact, that he...

1405
01:20:57.918 --> 01:21:02.287
he helped my sweet,
sweet grandma

1406
01:21:02.289 --> 01:21:04.423
get her dying wish.

1407
01:21:04.425 --> 01:21:07.259
[MURMURING CONTINUES]

1408
01:21:07.261 --> 01:21:08.960
Luke!

1409
01:21:08.962 --> 01:21:11.129
She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

1410
01:21:11.131 --> 01:21:13.132
Luke, you were the one
who told me how easy it was

1411
01:21:13.134 --> 01:21:16.000
to get a crowd's attention.

1412
01:21:16.002 --> 01:21:18.070
Looks like I have it.

1413
01:21:18.072 --> 01:21:19.370
Okay, please, now, Jamie...

1414
01:21:19.372 --> 01:21:21.639
[CROWD GASPS]

1415
01:21:21.641 --> 01:21:24.710
Fuck! I'm so sorry!
Oh, my God!

1416
01:21:24.712 --> 01:21:27.211
Oh, my God.

1417
01:21:27.213 --> 01:21:29.281
Still wanna run away?

1418
01:21:29.283 --> 01:21:31.286
NED: Jamie! Jamie!

1419
01:21:32.720 --> 01:21:33.655
Jamie!

1420
01:21:35.523 --> 01:21:36.554
Jamie!

1421
01:21:36.556 --> 01:21:37.956
Can I drive?

1422
01:21:37.958 --> 01:21:40.125
Hell no! Come on!

1423
01:21:40.127 --> 01:21:41.326
Jamie!

1424
01:21:41.328 --> 01:21:43.530
Oh, my God,
where are you going?

1425
01:21:45.231 --> 01:21:47.598
NED: Jamie! Jamie!

1426
01:21:47.600 --> 01:21:50.438
SHIRA: Jamie! Oh, my God!

1427
01:21:53.740 --> 01:21:54.909
NED: Jamie!

1428
01:21:57.144 --> 01:21:59.648
Jamie, stop!

1429
01:22:02.115 --> 01:22:04.282
Shit.

1430
01:22:04.284 --> 01:22:06.151
SHIRA: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no no!

1431
01:22:06.153 --> 01:22:08.155
NED: No! Damn it.

1432
01:22:11.225 --> 01:22:13.558
Oh, my God!
Are you okay?

1433
01:22:13.560 --> 01:22:15.162
Shit! Shit.

1434
01:22:17.364 --> 01:22:18.696
[SCREAMS]

1435
01:22:18.698 --> 01:22:19.967
Oh, my God.

1436
01:22:22.603 --> 01:22:23.570
Oh!

1437
01:22:25.605 --> 01:22:28.206
All right! Whoo!

1438
01:22:28.208 --> 01:22:29.340
Whoo!

1439
01:22:29.342 --> 01:22:31.512
That was fun.
[LAUGHS]

1440
01:22:36.617 --> 01:22:39.186
[CRASH]

1441
01:22:47.694 --> 01:22:49.428
[GROANS]

1442
01:22:49.430 --> 01:22:52.000
[PANTING]

1443
01:22:58.805 --> 01:23:00.339
[GROANING]

1444
01:23:00.341 --> 01:23:02.273
- NED: Can we get some help?
- [DYLAN COUGHS]

1445
01:23:02.275 --> 01:23:05.576
Hey, hey, Dylan, Dylan,
are you okay?

1446
01:23:05.578 --> 01:23:07.178
I think...

1447
01:23:07.180 --> 01:23:09.615
- I think I'm fine.
- Can we get some help?

1448
01:23:09.617 --> 01:23:12.151
Jamie, are you okay?
Jamie!

1449
01:23:12.153 --> 01:23:14.385
Fuck! Ow! Fuck.

1450
01:23:14.387 --> 01:23:16.621
[GROANS]
My arm.

1451
01:23:16.623 --> 01:23:18.057
Mom?

1452
01:23:18.059 --> 01:23:19.223
Dylan, are you okay?

1453
01:23:19.225 --> 01:23:22.260
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, on the grave.

1454
01:23:22.262 --> 01:23:23.631
Just... Okay.

1455
01:23:25.166 --> 01:23:26.397
Whoa.

1456
01:23:26.399 --> 01:23:30.335
I can get out,
if you just grab my arm.

1457
01:23:30.337 --> 01:23:32.170
I can't. I can't.

1458
01:23:32.172 --> 01:23:33.474
Yes, you can!

1459
01:23:35.609 --> 01:23:36.778
[INHALES]

1460
01:23:40.547 --> 01:23:42.580
Okay.

1461
01:23:42.582 --> 01:23:44.516
Okay.

1462
01:23:44.518 --> 01:23:45.453
Okay.

1463
01:23:47.387 --> 01:23:48.821
Okay, let's go.

1464
01:23:48.823 --> 01:23:51.226
[DYLAN GRUNTS]

1465
01:23:52.326 --> 01:23:54.793
Oh, my God! Oh, God!

1466
01:23:54.795 --> 01:23:56.663
Okay, just get...

1467
01:24:01.368 --> 01:24:05.370
Guys, can someone try
to help me out of here?

1468
01:24:05.372 --> 01:24:08.206
My arm is fuckin' broken.
Guys!

1469
01:24:08.208 --> 01:24:10.642
Can someone...

1470
01:24:10.644 --> 01:24:11.742
SHIRA: Oh, my God.
Come on, honey.

1471
01:24:11.744 --> 01:24:13.245
[JAMIE GROANS]
My arm!

1472
01:24:13.247 --> 01:24:14.745
- Careful, her arm.
- Okay, I got it.

1473
01:24:14.747 --> 01:24:17.849
- Okay, here we go.
- Don't touch my arm.

1474
01:24:17.851 --> 01:24:18.884
- Pull.
- Okay.

1475
01:24:18.886 --> 01:24:20.686
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God.

1476
01:24:20.688 --> 01:24:23.421
- Ow!
- All right, back up.

1477
01:24:23.423 --> 01:24:25.223
Don't touch my fuckin' arm!
Don't touch my fuckin' arm.

1478
01:24:25.225 --> 01:24:27.291
Okay, baby. It's fine.

1479
01:24:27.293 --> 01:24:29.695
Oh, my God!
What were you doing?

1480
01:24:29.697 --> 01:24:31.229
I don't know, man.

1481
01:24:31.231 --> 01:24:35.069
[LAUGHING]

1482
01:24:36.136 --> 01:24:37.468
DOCTOR: All right.

1483
01:24:37.470 --> 01:24:39.737
You guys gotta be more careful.

1484
01:24:39.739 --> 01:24:41.339
I gotta hand it to you.

1485
01:24:41.341 --> 01:24:43.909
Threw a pretty flawless funeral.

1486
01:24:43.911 --> 01:24:45.710
I mean, I think it went off
without a hitch, really,

1487
01:24:45.712 --> 01:24:47.245
wouldn't you say?

1488
01:24:47.247 --> 01:24:49.548
This is why I just
totally abandoned you

1489
01:24:49.550 --> 01:24:52.317
and let you plan it
all by yourself.

1490
01:24:52.319 --> 01:24:53.619
- Too soon?
- Really?

1491
01:24:53.621 --> 01:24:55.620
Yeah, a little too soon.

1492
01:24:55.622 --> 01:24:57.755
I, uh...

1493
01:24:57.757 --> 01:24:59.458
- About this week...
- Uh-huh.

1494
01:24:59.460 --> 01:25:01.692
- I am...
- Sorry?

1495
01:25:01.694 --> 01:25:04.228
- I know, I know.
- Very.

1496
01:25:04.230 --> 01:25:05.731
Oh, my God.

1497
01:25:05.733 --> 01:25:09.367
DOCTOR: And what color
would you like your cast to be?

1498
01:25:09.369 --> 01:25:11.305
- Purple.
- Okay.

1499
01:25:12.773 --> 01:25:15.240
[LAUGHING]

1500
01:25:15.242 --> 01:25:18.177
- Where's Herman?
- Shit.

1501
01:25:18.179 --> 01:25:20.379
[LAUGHING]
You forgot him?

1502
01:25:20.381 --> 01:25:22.414
Well, there's a couple things
going on here.

1503
01:25:22.416 --> 01:25:24.549
- Oh, my God!
- SHIRA: I will go get Herman.

1504
01:25:24.551 --> 01:25:25.851
Ah, no, you've done enough.

1505
01:25:25.853 --> 01:25:27.518
No. You guys have to go
to the reception.

1506
01:25:27.520 --> 01:25:28.786
Honestly, I don't mind.

1507
01:25:28.788 --> 01:25:30.522
I will make sure
that he's got his...

1508
01:25:30.524 --> 01:25:32.624
all his hoods
and all his robes.

1509
01:25:32.626 --> 01:25:35.227
Don't forget his lighter fluid.
He needs that for the crosses.

1510
01:25:35.229 --> 01:25:37.499
Well, if they can all
fit in the car.

1511
01:25:41.402 --> 01:25:44.937
[LAUGHING]

1512
01:25:44.939 --> 01:25:48.476
<i>♪♪ [GENTLE]</i>

1513
01:25:56.951 --> 01:25:58.453
Appreciate it.

1514
01:26:04.291 --> 01:26:05.590
JAMIE: Hey.

1515
01:26:05.592 --> 01:26:07.561
Hey.

1516
01:26:09.697 --> 01:26:11.699
You're not a shitty dad.

1517
01:26:13.399 --> 01:26:15.567
I'm not?
I don't know.

1518
01:26:15.569 --> 01:26:17.768
I mean, my daughter just told
all of her friends and family

1519
01:26:17.770 --> 01:26:19.838
she had oral sex with a priest,

1520
01:26:19.840 --> 01:26:23.008
so I think, I think
I'm pretty high up there.

1521
01:26:23.010 --> 01:26:26.311
Well, he's not a priest yet.

1522
01:26:26.313 --> 01:26:29.717
Oh, okay, well, then, you know,
then that... Okay, good.

1523
01:26:32.453 --> 01:26:33.488
Come here.

1524
01:26:37.358 --> 01:26:38.793
What a week.

1525
01:26:42.296 --> 01:26:44.295
There is nothing
that you can say

1526
01:26:44.297 --> 01:26:46.333
that would make me
love you less.

1527
01:26:51.604 --> 01:26:53.972
Hey, so, um...

1528
01:26:53.974 --> 01:26:55.973
how long is Herman staying?

1529
01:26:55.975 --> 01:26:58.710
Ooh, yeah, I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.

1530
01:26:58.712 --> 01:27:00.379
Oh, yeah?

1531
01:27:00.381 --> 01:27:02.347
What do you think about
a roommate situation?

1532
01:27:02.349 --> 01:27:04.750
You and him,
side-by-side bunk beds, right?

1533
01:27:04.752 --> 01:27:05.787
Oh.

1534
01:27:13.793 --> 01:27:14.793
[KNOCKING]

1535
01:27:14.795 --> 01:27:16.727
Can I come in?

1536
01:27:16.729 --> 01:27:18.863
Well, you're already in.

1537
01:27:18.865 --> 01:27:19.897
Fair.

1538
01:27:19.899 --> 01:27:21.935
This was in the car.

1539
01:27:24.570 --> 01:27:27.004
I should've known
never to trust a guy

1540
01:27:27.006 --> 01:27:29.074
who doesn't like Harry Potter.

1541
01:27:29.076 --> 01:27:32.343
I think that's
a very good litmus test.

1542
01:27:32.345 --> 01:27:34.713
This also came for you.
It's from Luke.

1543
01:27:34.715 --> 01:27:36.013
I read it.

1544
01:27:36.015 --> 01:27:37.616
You what?

1545
01:27:37.618 --> 01:27:40.652
Relax. He told me I could.
He dropped it off.

1546
01:27:40.654 --> 01:27:44.055
And it took every ounce
of strength in my body

1547
01:27:44.057 --> 01:27:46.491
not to beat the shit
out of him.

1548
01:27:46.493 --> 01:27:47.692
But then I remembered,

1549
01:27:47.694 --> 01:27:51.396
"Oh, yeah,
you already did that."

1550
01:27:51.398 --> 01:27:53.397
What did it say?

1551
01:27:53.399 --> 01:27:56.634
Don't you wanna read it?

1552
01:27:56.636 --> 01:28:00.339
I don't know. I just think
it might be better if I...

1553
01:28:00.341 --> 01:28:02.840
let it go.

1554
01:28:02.842 --> 01:28:06.046
He's leaving.
That's all you need to know.

1555
01:28:08.948 --> 01:28:10.115
[SIGHS]

1556
01:28:10.117 --> 01:28:12.487
You know what? Good.

1557
01:28:14.621 --> 01:28:17.888
Mom, do you think Grandma
did this to us on purpose?

1558
01:28:17.890 --> 01:28:20.392
Ugh.

1559
01:28:20.394 --> 01:28:22.960
Honestly, I would love to think
that that's true

1560
01:28:22.962 --> 01:28:27.465
because it makes it easier
for me to hate her.

1561
01:28:27.467 --> 01:28:30.936
But no, she just was
really trying to feel

1562
01:28:30.938 --> 01:28:33.772
like she had some control.

1563
01:28:33.774 --> 01:28:36.844
Yeah, sometimes I feel
like I might be that way.

1564
01:28:38.578 --> 01:28:40.411
You know what?

1565
01:28:40.413 --> 01:28:44.116
Sometimes I feel
the same exact way.

1566
01:28:44.118 --> 01:28:47.919
I think everybody must.

1567
01:28:47.921 --> 01:28:50.921
This week was crazy.

1568
01:28:50.923 --> 01:28:52.391
Mmm.

1569
01:28:52.393 --> 01:28:54.025
We've been sad and messed up,

1570
01:28:54.027 --> 01:28:56.727
but I think
at the end of the day,

1571
01:28:56.729 --> 01:28:58.996
we're gonna realize that
all the mistakes that we made

1572
01:28:58.998 --> 01:29:02.069
turned out to be
very good mistakes for us.

1573
01:29:05.605 --> 01:29:07.571
Open, closed?

1574
01:29:07.573 --> 01:29:08.643
Surprise me.

1575
01:29:09.877 --> 01:29:11.112
[DOOR CLOSES]

1576
01:29:17.717 --> 01:29:21.152
<i>People think you can
fix anything with a letter.</i>

1577
01:29:21.154 --> 01:29:24.488
<i>Like, if you manage
to write it down,</i>

1578
01:29:24.490 --> 01:29:27.192
<i>it's more meaningful
than actual words.</i>

1579
01:29:27.194 --> 01:29:29.063
<i>There's a permanence to it.</i>

1580
01:29:34.467 --> 01:29:35.800
[SIGHS]

1581
01:29:35.802 --> 01:29:37.738
<i>I guess it's worth a shot.</i>

1582
01:29:44.478 --> 01:29:46.044
<i>Isn't it funny</i>

1583
01:29:46.046 --> 01:29:48.548
<i>how you can never
remember much about summer?</i>

1584
01:29:53.453 --> 01:29:57.022
<i>I mean, we remember
that it happened.</i>

1585
01:29:57.024 --> 01:29:58.557
That's my jam.

1586
01:29:58.559 --> 01:30:00.157
<i>Like, when your hands
get sticky</i>

1587
01:30:00.159 --> 01:30:02.727
<i>from ice cream
melting off the cone.</i>

1588
01:30:02.729 --> 01:30:04.830
I think I got something!

1589
01:30:04.832 --> 01:30:05.964
<i>Swimming with friends.</i>

1590
01:30:05.966 --> 01:30:07.001
Nah, I think it's just brush.

1591
01:30:10.002 --> 01:30:12.236
<i>Sleeping till 2:00.</i>

1592
01:30:12.238 --> 01:30:13.737
Slow down, slow down,
slow down.

1593
01:30:13.739 --> 01:30:15.574
<i>Borrowing the car.</i>

1594
01:30:15.576 --> 01:30:17.476
I'm going like
six miles per hour.

1595
01:30:17.478 --> 01:30:19.811
<i>Or that feeling you get</i>

1596
01:30:19.813 --> 01:30:22.981
<i>when you walk back in
on the first day of school.</i>

1597
01:30:22.983 --> 01:30:24.685
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

1598
01:30:31.824 --> 01:30:33.258
<i>This summer,</i>

1599
01:30:33.260 --> 01:30:36.160
<i>I totally, completely,</i>

1600
01:30:36.162 --> 01:30:39.731
<i>and utterly fucked up.</i>

1601
01:30:39.733 --> 01:30:41.168
Hey, crazy.

1602
01:30:44.171 --> 01:30:46.106
How was your summer?

1603
01:30:47.875 --> 01:30:50.778
<i>And that's okay.</i>

1604
01:30:58.952 --> 01:31:02.722
<i>♪♪ [DRUMMING]</i>

1605
01:31:02.724 --> 01:31:05.723
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1606
01:31:05.725 --> 01:31:07.894
<i>♪♪</i>

1607
01:31:20.740 --> 01:31:23.174
<i>♪ Meet me by the water ♪</i>

1608
01:31:23.176 --> 01:31:27.611
<i>♪ Underneath the big beehive ♪</i>

1609
01:31:27.613 --> 01:31:30.248
<i>♪ Bring your record player ♪</i>

1610
01:31:30.250 --> 01:31:34.785
<i>♪ And your Raincoats 45s ♪</i>

1611
01:31:34.787 --> 01:31:37.923
<i>♪ We can dance together ♪</i>

1612
01:31:37.925 --> 01:31:42.227
<i>♪ As the river rushes by ♪</i>

1613
01:31:42.229 --> 01:31:44.896
<i>♪ To wash away the cities ♪</i>

1614
01:31:44.898 --> 01:31:49.567
<i>♪ That somebody else designed ♪</i>

1615
01:31:49.569 --> 01:31:54.908
<i>♪ Dance with me ♪</i>

1616
01:31:56.275 --> 01:32:02.182
<i>♪ Beneath the circuitry ♪</i>

1617
01:32:03.917 --> 01:32:06.918
<i>♪ Stay awake until daybreak ♪</i>

1618
01:32:06.920 --> 01:32:10.955
<i>♪ Calls us back to our rooms ♪</i>

1619
01:32:10.957 --> 01:32:14.628
<i>♪ And morning always
comes too soon ♪</i>

1620
01:32:36.048 --> 01:32:42.720
<i>♪ Dance with me ♪</i>

1621
01:32:42.722 --> 01:32:48.828
<i>♪ Beneath the circuitry ♪</i>

1622
01:32:50.631 --> 01:32:54.001
<i>♪ Meet me by the water ♪</i>

1623
01:32:57.637 --> 01:33:01.171
<i>♪ Bring your ♪</i>

1624
01:33:01.173 --> 01:33:04.808
<i>♪ Bring ♪</i>

1625
01:33:04.810 --> 01:33:09.983
<i>♪ Dance with me ♪</i>

1626
01:33:19.259 --> 01:33:21.662
<i>♪ Stay ♪</i>

1627
01:33:26.298 --> 01:33:30.237
<i>♪ Morning always
comes too soon ♪</i>

1628
01:33:58.097 --> 01:34:01.702
<i>♪♪ [SOFT PIANO]</i>