WEBVTT 00:00:10.101 --> 00:00:12.818 [birds twittering] 00:00:18.829 --> 00:00:23.829 00:00:23.831 --> 00:00:26.292 [birds continue twittering] 00:00:31.380 --> 00:00:33.633 [woman] Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento? 00:00:35.593 --> 00:00:37.759 You are from Sacramento. 00:00:37.761 --> 00:00:40.345 You don't have to do that. 00:00:40.347 --> 00:00:43.642 Well, it's nice to make things neat and clean. 00:00:47.731 --> 00:00:49.398 - You ready to go home? - Ready. 00:00:50.566 --> 00:00:53.737 [man on radio] Her hand moved behind his head and supported it. 00:00:55.070 --> 00:00:57.448 Her fingers moved gently in his hair. 00:00:58.950 --> 00:01:01.118 She looked up and across the barn, 00:01:02.621 --> 00:01:10.042 and her lips came together and smiled mysteriously. 00:01:10.044 --> 00:01:11.668 [man #2 on radio] You've been listening to... 00:01:11.670 --> 00:01:13.110 - [exhales] - ...The Grapes of Wrath, 00:01:13.547 --> 00:01:15.633 - by John Steinbeck. If you... - [radio off] 00:01:16.009 --> 00:01:18.678 [sniffling] 00:01:19.178 --> 00:01:22.054 [woman] Our college trip took 21 hours and five minutes. 00:01:22.056 --> 00:01:24.350 [both laugh] 00:01:26.853 --> 00:01:28.352 - [laughs] - [radio on] 00:01:28.354 --> 00:01:31.649 Hey, wait. Let's just sit with what we heard. 00:01:33.568 --> 00:01:35.817 - Are you serious? - Well, we don't have to constantly 00:01:35.819 --> 00:01:37.539 be entertaining ourselves, do we? [sniffles] 00:01:43.161 --> 00:01:45.953 [sighs] 00:01:45.955 --> 00:01:47.999 I wish I could live through something. 00:01:49.291 --> 00:01:51.043 - Aren't you? - Nope. 00:01:52.253 --> 00:01:56.171 The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. 00:01:56.173 --> 00:01:59.341 Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win. 00:01:59.343 --> 00:02:00.968 - Oh, so now you're mad... - No, it's just... 00:02:00.970 --> 00:02:02.302 - because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous, 00:02:02.304 --> 00:02:04.638 - because you have a great life. - I'm sorry I'm not perfect. 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.349 No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do. 00:02:07.351 --> 00:02:09.768 I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway. 00:02:09.770 --> 00:02:12.939 I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. 00:02:12.941 --> 00:02:15.774 Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. 00:02:15.776 --> 00:02:18.069 - There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother... 00:02:18.071 --> 00:02:20.988 - he can't even find a job. - He and Shelly work. They have jobs. 00:02:20.990 --> 00:02:23.198 They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career. 00:02:23.200 --> 00:02:25.118 - And they went to Berkeley. - [sighs] 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:27.411 Your father's company is laying off people right and left. 00:02:27.413 --> 00:02:28.997 Did you even know that? No, of course you don't, 00:02:28.999 --> 00:02:35.128 because you don't think about anybody but yourself. 00:02:35.130 --> 00:02:37.547 And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. 00:02:37.549 --> 00:02:39.339 Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me. 00:02:39.341 --> 00:02:42.844 Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High. 00:02:42.846 --> 00:02:45.178 Is that what you want? So, you're telling me 00:02:45.180 --> 00:02:47.807 that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you? 00:02:47.809 --> 00:02:50.851 He barely saw that. I wanna go where culture is, 00:02:50.853 --> 00:02:52.269 - like New York, or at least Connecticut... - How in the world 00:02:52.271 --> 00:02:53.646 did I raise such a snob? 00:02:53.648 --> 00:02:55.273 ...or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods. 00:02:55.275 --> 00:02:56.982 You couldn't get into those schools, anyway. 00:02:56.984 --> 00:02:58.817 - Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test. 00:02:58.819 --> 00:03:00.570 Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! 00:03:00.572 --> 00:03:03.113 The way that you work... or the way that you don't work... 00:03:03.115 --> 00:03:05.200 you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. 00:03:05.202 --> 00:03:07.993 - My name is Lady Bird. - Well, actually, it's not, 00:03:07.995 --> 00:03:09.161 - and it's ridiculous... - Call me Lady Bird, 00:03:09.163 --> 00:03:11.039 - because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would. 00:03:11.041 --> 00:03:13.291 You should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, 00:03:13.293 --> 00:03:16.418 just go to city college, and then to jail, and then back to city college, 00:03:16.420 --> 00:03:20.422 and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to... 00:03:20.424 --> 00:03:22.257 - [screams] - [man] In the name of the Father, 00:03:22.259 --> 00:03:24.594 and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 00:03:24.596 --> 00:03:25.886 [students] Amen. 00:03:25.888 --> 00:03:28.766 - [man] Let the Lord be with you. - And also with you. 00:03:29.351 --> 00:03:32.351 I want to welcome all of you back to the start of the new school year, 00:03:32.353 --> 00:03:35.273 all the Xavier boys and Immaculate Heart girls. 00:03:35.815 --> 00:03:38.106 [teacher, students] Hail Mary, full of grace. 00:03:38.108 --> 00:03:40.235 The Lord is with thee. 00:03:40.237 --> 00:03:42.654 Blessed art thou amongst women... 00:03:42.656 --> 00:03:44.738 Glory to you, O Lord. 00:03:44.740 --> 00:03:47.825 [teacher, students] I pledge allegiance to the Flag 00:03:47.827 --> 00:03:50.410 of the United States of America, 00:03:50.412 --> 00:03:53.039 and to the Republic for which it stands, 00:03:53.041 --> 00:03:57.751 one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. 00:03:57.753 --> 00:04:01.755 A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys, boys and healthy vending machines, 00:04:01.757 --> 00:04:04.216 because no one wants a muffin with that many calories. 00:04:04.218 --> 00:04:05.512 Whoo! 00:04:06.846 --> 00:04:10.305 Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals," 00:04:10.307 --> 00:04:11.975 or, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the midterm?" 00:04:11.977 --> 00:04:14.685 Because I'm not gonna tell you. That is none of your business. 00:04:14.687 --> 00:04:16.521 - [laughs] - Those aren't the rules. This is my house. 00:04:16.523 --> 00:04:20.025 [sighs] "A reading from a letter of St. John." 00:04:20.402 --> 00:04:23.363 [man] We're afraid that we will never escape our past, 00:04:24.030 --> 00:04:26.864 and we're afraid of what the future will bring. 00:04:26.866 --> 00:04:30.242 We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice. 00:04:30.244 --> 00:04:33.162 We're afraid we won't be loved, 00:04:33.164 --> 00:04:36.206 we won't be liked, we won't succeed. 00:04:36.208 --> 00:04:39.376 [teacher] Here are the classics... St. Augustine, of course, 00:04:39.378 --> 00:04:41.920 Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard... 00:04:41.922 --> 00:04:45.465 Oh, wait until you hear his love story. 00:04:45.467 --> 00:04:49.220 It will make you swoon. 00:04:49.222 --> 00:04:52.473 [speaking Spanish] 00:04:52.475 --> 00:04:55.225 [man] And the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ. 00:04:55.227 --> 00:05:00.398 [students] For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. 00:05:00.400 --> 00:05:01.982 Amen. 00:05:01.984 --> 00:05:05.278 [Teacher] Some of the students were disturbed by your posters. 00:05:05.280 --> 00:05:10.240 [Lady Bird] It's just a bird head on a lady body, or vice versa. 00:05:10.242 --> 00:05:11.910 I think it's a little upsetting. 00:05:11.912 --> 00:05:14.119 It's my tradition to run for office. 00:05:14.121 --> 00:05:15.997 Don't worry. I won't win. 00:05:15.999 --> 00:05:18.124 That's not what I'm worried about. 00:05:18.126 --> 00:05:20.919 This won't mess with my scholarship, will it? 00:05:20.921 --> 00:05:22.881 No. You're okay there. 00:05:25.008 --> 00:05:27.258 You have a performative streak, I think. 00:05:27.260 --> 00:05:29.509 Yeah, I think that too. 00:05:29.511 --> 00:05:31.595 Maybe you would enjoy theater arts. 00:05:31.597 --> 00:05:34.641 They're having auditions for the fall musical. 00:05:34.643 --> 00:05:36.266 Do we have that here? 00:05:36.268 --> 00:05:38.436 It's a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier. 00:05:38.438 --> 00:05:40.812 How am I a senior and not know we have that? 00:05:40.814 --> 00:05:44.193 Perhaps you haven't always been an active part of this community. 00:05:45.695 --> 00:05:50.659 They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear, it's a real blast. 00:05:51.325 --> 00:05:53.951 What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad. 00:05:53.953 --> 00:05:56.288 But math isn't something you're terribly strong in. 00:05:57.332 --> 00:05:59.581 That we know of yet. 00:05:59.583 --> 00:06:01.126 [bell ringing] 00:06:03.712 --> 00:06:05.506 - There you go. - Thanks. 00:06:06.424 --> 00:06:08.760 [Lady Bird] "Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes. 00:06:09.261 --> 00:06:11.554 - But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing. 00:06:12.931 --> 00:06:17.516 I'm not sure you're right. 00:06:17.518 --> 00:06:19.478 [Julie laughs, mutters] 00:06:20.938 --> 00:06:22.273 I love this neighborhood. 00:06:23.191 --> 00:06:24.568 Yeah, it's so beautiful. 00:06:26.277 --> 00:06:28.319 [Julie] If I lived here, I would definitely have my wedding 00:06:28.321 --> 00:06:30.028 in the backyard. 00:06:30.030 --> 00:06:33.408 I'd have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. 00:06:33.410 --> 00:06:37.789 I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking the snacks upstairs to the TV room." 00:06:38.582 --> 00:06:40.208 I'd have my own bathroom. 00:06:40.708 --> 00:06:41.833 [sighs] 00:06:41.835 --> 00:06:43.792 I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, 00:06:43.794 --> 00:06:45.502 but quit wrinkling all the magazines! 00:06:45.504 --> 00:06:47.422 [Lady Bird] When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. 00:06:47.424 --> 00:06:50.090 I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. 00:06:50.092 --> 00:06:53.886 Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. 00:06:53.888 --> 00:06:55.180 No way. 00:06:57.309 --> 00:06:59.266 Yeah, okay. Maybe. 00:06:59.268 --> 00:07:01.352 [Julie] See, why don't I look like that? 00:07:01.354 --> 00:07:04.271 Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York Groove" playing 00:07:04.273 --> 00:07:05.898 and feel like it really applies to my life. 00:07:05.900 --> 00:07:07.275 You've never even been to New York. 00:07:07.277 --> 00:07:09.860 That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. 00:07:09.862 --> 00:07:12.487 Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city? 00:07:12.489 --> 00:07:15.824 - Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid... 00:07:15.826 --> 00:07:19.955 I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken. 00:07:20.332 --> 00:07:22.417 - What about terrorism? - Don't be a Republican. 00:07:23.542 --> 00:07:25.667 - Probably just gonna go to city college. - [pages rustling] 00:07:25.669 --> 00:07:28.338 - Put the magazine back! - [both snickering] 00:07:28.340 --> 00:07:30.506 Shit! [huffs] 00:07:30.508 --> 00:07:33.968 - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? 00:07:33.970 --> 00:07:37.304 Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. 00:07:37.306 --> 00:07:39.932 Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. 00:07:39.934 --> 00:07:42.852 Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. 00:07:42.854 --> 00:07:45.396 - I couldn't resist it. [laughing] - She loves pink. 00:07:45.398 --> 00:07:47.523 It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. 00:07:47.525 --> 00:07:49.275 I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. 00:07:49.277 --> 00:07:51.485 - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. 00:07:51.487 --> 00:07:54.112 I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. 00:07:54.114 --> 00:07:55.739 - Thank you. - Okay. 00:07:55.741 --> 00:07:58.617 [easy listening music playing] 00:07:58.619 --> 00:08:00.869 ♪ It's hard to think ♪ 00:08:00.871 --> 00:08:03.288 ♪ This eve of parting ♪ 00:08:03.290 --> 00:08:07.836 ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ 00:08:09.463 --> 00:08:14.550 ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ 00:08:14.552 --> 00:08:18.430 ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ 00:08:21.684 --> 00:08:23.769 ♪ Maybe I should... ♪ 00:08:24.813 --> 00:08:28.105 [man] Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. 00:08:28.107 --> 00:08:32.318 - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:34.446 - I didn't even know he was sick again. - [spits] 00:08:34.822 --> 00:08:35.823 How old was he? 00:08:36.657 --> 00:08:38.031 - Only 56. - [knocking on door] 00:08:38.033 --> 00:08:40.325 - [Miguel] Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey. 00:08:40.327 --> 00:08:42.745 - Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young. 00:08:42.747 --> 00:08:45.707 - Lady Bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed. 00:08:45.709 --> 00:08:48.044 Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note. 00:08:49.461 --> 00:08:53.213 Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch? 00:08:53.215 --> 00:08:54.674 Oh, yeah. 00:08:54.676 --> 00:08:56.427 [both laughing] 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:00.679 - Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, 00:09:00.681 --> 00:09:02.931 you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. 00:09:02.933 --> 00:09:04.391 Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. 00:09:04.393 --> 00:09:05.642 - [Lady Bird] What? - You heard her. 00:09:05.644 --> 00:09:06.937 Eat quickly, please. 00:09:08.940 --> 00:09:09.981 Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like USA Today. 00:09:09.983 --> 00:09:12.692 Shelly and I are trying to be vegan, hence the soy milk. 00:09:12.694 --> 00:09:13.859 You wear leather jackets. 00:09:13.861 --> 00:09:15.612 But they're vintage, so they don't support the industry. 00:09:15.614 --> 00:09:17.280 They aren't done. There's white stuff. 00:09:17.282 --> 00:09:18.573 You know how much you love Brambles? 00:09:18.575 --> 00:09:19.741 Pigs are smarter than him even. 00:09:19.743 --> 00:09:22.035 I never thought Brambles was a genius, okay? 00:09:22.037 --> 00:09:24.871 - Mom, the eggs are not done. - Fine. Make your own fucking eggs. 00:09:24.873 --> 00:09:26.872 I wanted to. You won't let me. 00:09:26.874 --> 00:09:28.625 - Your sister doesn't like me. - [Lady Bird] I'm hungry! 00:09:28.627 --> 00:09:31.627 - She does. - [mom] You had your chance. Going to bed. 00:09:31.629 --> 00:09:33.838 - ["Hand in My Pocket" playing] - [barks] 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:36.089 [Lady Bird] Did you know that Alanis Morissette 00:09:36.091 --> 00:09:38.383 wrote this song in only ten minutes? 00:09:38.385 --> 00:09:40.886 - I believe it. - [chuckles] 00:09:40.888 --> 00:09:45.516 So, I'm applying to a couple East Coast schools. 00:09:45.518 --> 00:09:48.770 I need you to help me with the financial aid applications, but Mom can't know. 00:09:48.772 --> 00:09:51.856 We... Aren't they quite expensive? 00:09:51.858 --> 00:09:54.775 First, yes. That's why financial aid. 00:09:54.777 --> 00:09:56.694 Second, I have to get in first. 00:09:56.696 --> 00:09:58.695 Mom won't be happy about it. 00:09:58.697 --> 00:10:01.408 Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to. 00:10:02.576 --> 00:10:04.577 - Just pull over here. - Are you sure? 00:10:04.579 --> 00:10:07.704 - I can drive you to the front. - No. This is fine. I like to walk. 00:10:07.706 --> 00:10:08.830 [sets parking brake] 00:10:08.832 --> 00:10:11.125 Well, I love you. 00:10:11.127 --> 00:10:13.586 So, what do you think about college? 00:10:13.588 --> 00:10:16.091 - See what I can do. - Thanks, Dad. 00:10:16.508 --> 00:10:18.343 I love you too. Have a good day at work. 00:10:19.094 --> 00:10:23.262 Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere. 00:10:23.264 --> 00:10:28.476 ♪ And what it all comes down to ♪ 00:10:28.478 --> 00:10:30.727 ♪ Is that I haven't got it all Figured out just yet ♪ 00:10:30.729 --> 00:10:31.896 - [horn honks] - Hey, bitch. 00:10:31.898 --> 00:10:34.232 - Hey. - All right, girls. 00:10:34.234 --> 00:10:36.525 - Hope you like pickles. - Thanks, Uncle Matt. 00:10:36.527 --> 00:10:39.570 - Sweet. - He's not your uncle. 00:10:39.572 --> 00:10:41.655 Just something I'm trying out. Bye, Mom. 00:10:41.657 --> 00:10:42.615 - Bye. - Love you. 00:10:42.617 --> 00:10:43.785 Bye. I love you. 00:10:44.619 --> 00:10:46.245 - Your mom really likes you. - Yeah. 00:10:47.037 --> 00:10:49.124 - I just keep getting fatter. - Me too. 00:10:50.374 --> 00:10:52.125 - Matt's awesome. - Yeah. 00:10:52.127 --> 00:10:54.421 I hope he marries my mom. That would be so nice. 00:10:55.046 --> 00:10:56.797 He promised me his old car when I turn 18. 00:10:57.548 --> 00:11:00.257 [Lady Bird] Ugh! That car should be illegal. 00:11:00.259 --> 00:11:02.676 Jenna Walton's not doing any off-roading. 00:11:02.678 --> 00:11:04.304 She just goes to Pavilions. 00:11:04.306 --> 00:11:07.681 I heard Jenna Walton has a tanning bed in her house. 00:11:07.683 --> 00:11:09.766 [Lady Bird] She is so pretty. 00:11:09.768 --> 00:11:12.022 [Julie] Her skin is luminous. 00:11:12.689 --> 00:11:13.857 Maybe we should try tanning. 00:11:14.816 --> 00:11:17.482 Yeah. 00:11:17.484 --> 00:11:20.361 - [laughter] - [Lady Bird] ...in the tub... 00:11:20.363 --> 00:11:23.655 I scoot myself under, just like now, like this, 00:11:23.657 --> 00:11:26.617 and then the water just... whoop. 00:11:26.619 --> 00:11:30.622 - [laughing] - [chuckles] Schwoop. 00:11:30.624 --> 00:11:32.082 Ooh, you're so gross! 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:35.461 I think I figured it out when I was, like, three or something. 00:11:37.088 --> 00:11:40.088 I take the showerhead... [laughing] 00:11:40.090 --> 00:11:41.506 [chuckling] Oh, my God... 00:11:41.508 --> 00:11:43.510 [muttering, laughing] Embarrassing, I use that. 00:11:44.845 --> 00:11:46.681 I don't know if mine is the right kind though. 00:11:47.806 --> 00:11:50.141 Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there. 00:11:50.143 --> 00:11:52.142 Like, it's more intense. [chuckling] 00:11:52.144 --> 00:11:54.896 - Mine was pretty intense, I think. - [laughing] 00:11:54.898 --> 00:11:57.106 You're not supposed to eat the wafers. 00:11:57.108 --> 00:11:59.483 They're not consecrated. 00:11:59.485 --> 00:12:01.236 [sighs] 00:12:01.238 --> 00:12:03.323 [both laughing] 00:12:03.822 --> 00:12:09.910 - Being alive - [piano playing] 00:12:09.912 --> 00:12:11.913 - [applause] - [man] Okay. Christine. 00:12:11.915 --> 00:12:14.582 - Lady Bird. - Is that your given name? 00:12:14.584 --> 00:12:17.251 - Yeah. - Why is it in quotes? 00:12:17.253 --> 00:12:20.213 Well, I gave it to myself. It's given to me, by me. 00:12:20.215 --> 00:12:23.133 Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird. 00:12:23.509 --> 00:12:25.425 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 00:12:25.427 --> 00:12:27.761 Everybody says don't, it isn't right 00:12:27.763 --> 00:12:30.473 Don't, it isn't nice 00:12:30.475 --> 00:12:32.224 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 00:12:32.226 --> 00:12:34.142 Everybody says don't walk on the grass 00:12:34.144 --> 00:12:37.896 - [piano playing] - Rolling along 00:12:37.898 --> 00:12:40.983 Rolling along 00:12:40.985 --> 00:12:44.905 Make me a channel of your peace 00:12:45.739 --> 00:12:49.869 Where there is despair in life Let me bring hope 00:12:50.912 --> 00:12:55.039 Where there is darkness, only light 00:12:55.041 --> 00:13:00.086 And where there's sadness, ever joy 00:13:00.088 --> 00:13:01.628 [piano playing] 00:13:01.630 --> 00:13:04.633 There are giants in the sky 00:13:05.885 --> 00:13:10.347 There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky 00:13:12.933 --> 00:13:14.892 When you're way up high And you look below 00:13:14.894 --> 00:13:16.685 At the world you left And the things you know 00:13:16.687 --> 00:13:18.646 Little more than a glance Is enough to show you 00:13:18.648 --> 00:13:20.149 Just how small you are 00:13:21.817 --> 00:13:23.652 [mom] I see light on in your room. Go to bed. 00:13:25.321 --> 00:13:28.072 - Congratulations. - You too. We both got in. 00:13:28.074 --> 00:13:29.866 [sighs] Everyone who auditioned got in. 00:13:29.868 --> 00:13:32.327 The part I got was basically not getting in. 00:13:32.329 --> 00:13:34.661 I don't even know how I got cast in my part. 00:13:34.663 --> 00:13:37.873 Me neither. I was the one who had a dress and prepared a song. 00:13:37.875 --> 00:13:40.251 - I know. - Now you're gonna be all romantic 00:13:40.253 --> 00:13:41.336 with Danny on stage. 00:13:41.338 --> 00:13:44.005 It's probably my only shot at that, you know? 00:13:44.007 --> 00:13:46.885 - Do you have a pen? - Yeah. 00:14:02.776 --> 00:14:04.358 - Mom. - We don't need to buy that. 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:07.152 It's only three dollars. I'm having a hard week. 00:14:07.154 --> 00:14:09.530 Well, if you wanna read it, we can go down to the public library. 00:14:09.532 --> 00:14:11.949 - I wanna read it in bed. - That's something that rich people do. 00:14:11.951 --> 00:14:13.035 We're not rich people. 00:14:16.956 --> 00:14:18.705 Stop. 00:14:18.707 --> 00:14:19.958 Stop it. Stop it. 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:22.501 [child fussing] 00:14:22.503 --> 00:14:23.752 Listen, stop. 00:14:23.754 --> 00:14:24.920 Hey. 00:14:24.922 --> 00:14:26.088 Hi. 00:14:26.090 --> 00:14:28.341 Come here often? 00:14:28.343 --> 00:14:29.592 Excuse me? 00:14:29.594 --> 00:14:32.053 I'm Lady Bird. We're gonna be in the musical together. 00:14:32.055 --> 00:14:35.348 Oh, yeah. I remember you. You were wearing that dress. 00:14:35.350 --> 00:14:38.184 Well, I just wanted to say, "What's up," and I'll see you in rehearsal. 00:14:38.186 --> 00:14:41.062 Thanks. I'm super excited. You... You live in the neighborhood? 00:14:41.064 --> 00:14:43.772 No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. 00:14:43.774 --> 00:14:46.525 - Wh-What? - Is that your family? 00:14:46.527 --> 00:14:47.527 Yeah. 00:14:48.153 --> 00:14:49.904 Wow. There's so many of you. 00:14:49.906 --> 00:14:52.906 Irish Catholic. It's hard to find a girl to date that's not my cousin. 00:14:52.908 --> 00:14:56.870 Well, okay. You're gonna make a great Franklin. 00:14:56.872 --> 00:15:00.540 Oh, thanks. I want my hair... or his hair... to be curly, though. 00:15:00.542 --> 00:15:01.958 - Yeah. - Like, um... 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:03.709 Like Jim Morrison. Very '70s. 00:15:03.711 --> 00:15:06.128 - Like Jim Morrison. Exactly. - Yeah. 00:15:06.130 --> 00:15:07.796 - [woman] Danny! - Oh, I gotta go. 00:15:07.798 --> 00:15:10.009 - [child fussing] - Bye. 00:15:13.013 --> 00:15:14.929 Who is Jim Morrison again? 00:15:14.931 --> 00:15:16.890 He was in a rock band, moron. The Doors. 00:15:16.892 --> 00:15:19.141 - I knew that. - This is with your employee discount? 00:15:19.143 --> 00:15:21.310 Yeah. It's already included. 00:15:21.312 --> 00:15:23.438 Oh, my... Okay. 00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:25.147 - [teacher] Ma. - [students] Ma. 00:15:25.149 --> 00:15:27.357 - Mana. - Mana. 00:15:27.359 --> 00:15:29.068 - Manala. - Manala. 00:15:29.070 --> 00:15:32.405 Because it's not important to be right. It's only important to be... 00:15:32.407 --> 00:15:33.740 - [students] True. - Exactly! 00:15:33.742 --> 00:15:35.867 - [girl] Purple. - [exclaims] 00:15:35.869 --> 00:15:37.618 - [boy] Two. - [stomps] 00:15:37.620 --> 00:15:38.828 - Two. - [stomps] 00:15:38.830 --> 00:15:41.039 Two. 00:15:41.041 --> 00:15:42.083 - [claps] - [clicks tongue] 00:15:43.877 --> 00:15:45.876 [laughter] 00:15:45.878 --> 00:15:49.005 Yesterday is done 00:15:49.007 --> 00:15:53.050 See the pretty countryside 00:15:53.052 --> 00:15:56.346 To get our emotions going, we're going to play 00:15:56.348 --> 00:15:59.390 first one to cry wins 00:15:59.392 --> 00:16:02.935 Starting... now. 00:16:02.937 --> 00:16:04.355 I'm playing too. 00:16:04.940 --> 00:16:06.358 So is Miss Patty. 00:16:09.069 --> 00:16:10.070 [sighs] 00:16:14.114 --> 00:16:16.825 [person softly crying] 00:16:19.329 --> 00:16:20.453 [sniffles] 00:16:20.455 --> 00:16:22.749 [crying continues] 00:16:28.296 --> 00:16:30.630 Oh... 00:16:30.632 --> 00:16:33.593 [sniffling] I'm sorry. 00:16:33.926 --> 00:16:34.926 I'm sorry. 00:16:36.805 --> 00:16:39.848 [girl] I heard that before he became a priest, he was married, 00:16:39.850 --> 00:16:43.267 and had a son named Etienne, who died at 17 of a drug overdose, 00:16:43.269 --> 00:16:45.019 which maybe was a suicide. 00:16:45.021 --> 00:16:47.983 But my mom says same difference, if you're that careless with your life. 00:16:49.024 --> 00:16:51.442 - [horn honks] - Oh, that's her. Gotta go. 00:16:51.444 --> 00:16:52.863 - Bye, guys. - [both] Bye. 00:16:55.072 --> 00:16:57.323 [chuckles] 00:16:57.325 --> 00:16:59.449 Oh, I almost forgot. 00:16:59.451 --> 00:17:04.163 I brought you these hot rollers... for your Jim Morrison hair. 00:17:04.165 --> 00:17:07.125 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 00:17:07.127 --> 00:17:09.963 - You'll have to show me how to use them. - It would be my pleasure. 00:17:12.424 --> 00:17:18.720 They look like sperms. 00:17:18.722 --> 00:17:21.723 I ju... I just remembered, I had a dream about you. 00:17:21.725 --> 00:17:23.515 - Really? [laughs] - Yeah. 00:17:23.517 --> 00:17:26.560 - What... What happened? - Um, we were... 00:17:26.562 --> 00:17:28.771 we were flying to Disneyland on a giant carrot. 00:17:28.773 --> 00:17:31.107 [laughs] That's awesome. 00:17:31.109 --> 00:17:33.526 - I love Disneyland. - Yeah. Me too. 00:17:33.528 --> 00:17:36.320 - I think it's kind of scary, but... - Mm. 00:17:36.322 --> 00:17:37.657 ...I also love it. 00:17:38.574 --> 00:17:40.950 [Mr. Bruno] So, everybody clear on applying rules of exponents? 00:17:40.952 --> 00:17:43.368 You guys with me? Don't leave me hanging. 00:17:43.370 --> 00:17:47.206 Give me a nod. That's good. Maybe even a verbal confirmation. 00:17:47.208 --> 00:17:48.081 Yes. 00:17:48.083 --> 00:17:50.167 Aha! Thank you. That's what I like to hear. 00:17:50.169 --> 00:17:53.546 All right. So I'm gonna be passing back your graded quizzes. 00:17:53.548 --> 00:17:56.590 I urge you to find the problems where you went wrong and work them out. 00:17:56.592 --> 00:17:58.717 Good job, Jules. 00:17:58.719 --> 00:18:01.803 I can tell from your work you even understood the ones you missed. 00:18:01.805 --> 00:18:03.390 [mutters] 00:18:07.853 --> 00:18:09.521 Suck a dick. 00:18:09.523 --> 00:18:11.563 I like "Jules." 00:18:11.565 --> 00:18:15.234 I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good in math. 00:18:15.236 --> 00:18:17.486 Even Miguel has a math degree. 00:18:17.488 --> 00:18:20.240 Maybe it's your mom's fault. 00:18:20.242 --> 00:18:22.619 [contemporary R&B playing ♪] 00:18:28.832 --> 00:18:31.084 - You lose! Point Julie! - No. Look. 00:18:31.086 --> 00:18:32.796 [music continues] 00:18:33.838 --> 00:18:35.715 - Wish me luck. - Luck. 00:18:40.844 --> 00:18:43.178 Hey, wanna dance? 00:18:43.180 --> 00:18:45.389 Hell, yeah. 00:18:45.391 --> 00:18:46.392 [chuckles] 00:18:50.397 --> 00:18:54.067 - Six inches for the Holy Spirit. - [chuckles] 00:19:10.708 --> 00:19:12.584 - [horn honking] - That's us. 00:19:12.586 --> 00:19:15.294 - Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming. - No, she's not. 00:19:15.296 --> 00:19:17.213 - Yeah, she is. - The plan was to sleep over at my house. 00:19:17.215 --> 00:19:18.215 No. It's fine. 00:19:19.134 --> 00:19:20.549 Okay. Bye. 00:19:20.551 --> 00:19:21.551 Bye. 00:19:23.304 --> 00:19:24.346 - Hey, Matt. - [mutters] 00:19:25.348 --> 00:19:26.472 [car door closes] 00:19:26.474 --> 00:19:29.684 - [engine starts] - [chuckles] 00:19:29.686 --> 00:19:32.145 [car departing] 00:19:32.147 --> 00:19:33.689 Have you ever been out of the country? 00:19:34.565 --> 00:19:36.025 - When I was little. - Mm. 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:40.778 My... My dad had a job that took him to Brazil. 00:19:40.780 --> 00:19:42.571 I remember from the pictures. 00:19:42.573 --> 00:19:44.616 - My dream to... - [stammers] 00:19:44.618 --> 00:19:47.993 - Oh. Sorry. - No. No, you go. 00:19:47.995 --> 00:19:50.078 I've never been out of the country. 00:19:50.080 --> 00:19:52.831 It's, uh... It's my dream to go to Paris. 00:19:52.833 --> 00:19:55.378 Ohh. Paris. 00:19:56.128 --> 00:19:58.253 That's why I'm taking French. 00:19:58.255 --> 00:20:01.592 My mom said French wasn't useful. 00:20:01.926 --> 00:20:04.137 It is if you wanna go to Paris. [chuckles] 00:20:06.263 --> 00:20:09.184 [both chuckle] 00:20:12.311 --> 00:20:15.104 I still don't know how to use those rollers that you gave me. 00:20:15.106 --> 00:20:17.022 Oh... [chuckles] Oh, it's so easy. 00:20:17.024 --> 00:20:20.234 - Um, so, after they heat up... - Mm-hmm? 00:20:20.236 --> 00:20:23.613 ...you... you take your hair 00:20:23.615 --> 00:20:28.036 and you twist the hair like this, and... 00:20:37.378 --> 00:20:39.337 [panting] 00:20:39.339 --> 00:20:41.508 [screams] 00:20:42.591 --> 00:20:45.175 Larry, how long will this hold us? 00:20:45.177 --> 00:20:48.096 - I don't know. - Well, somebody's gotta know. 00:20:48.098 --> 00:20:50.932 [conversation continues, faint] 00:20:50.934 --> 00:20:51.935 [Larry] I'm not sure. 00:20:53.311 --> 00:20:54.810 [mom] What happens if somebody gets in an accident? 00:20:54.812 --> 00:20:57.646 [Larry] Uh, the severance package expires all at once. 00:20:57.648 --> 00:21:00.357 - Not within the calendar year. - [door closes] 00:21:00.359 --> 00:21:03.069 - Is she home? - Maybe just leave it tonight. 00:21:03.071 --> 00:21:05.864 No, she knows better. She can't sneak around like this. 00:21:05.866 --> 00:21:07.365 - [Larry] Marion. - [door opens] 00:21:07.367 --> 00:21:09.283 - You can't leave your room like this. - I didn't. 00:21:09.285 --> 00:21:10.909 None of these things were put away right. 00:21:10.911 --> 00:21:13.120 - They aren't nice. Christine, now. - I put my clothes away. 00:21:13.122 --> 00:21:14.496 - My name is Lady Bird. - Don't lie to me. 00:21:14.498 --> 00:21:17.250 This uniform... This is gonna look like trash on Monday. 00:21:17.252 --> 00:21:20.544 This isn't right. We can't treat our clothes like this. 00:21:20.546 --> 00:21:22.504 I don't know what your wealthy friends do... 00:21:22.506 --> 00:21:24.801 Why do you care what I do to my clothes? 00:21:27.262 --> 00:21:30.555 - Your father doesn't have a job. - [sighs] 00:21:30.557 --> 00:21:32.598 He lost his job. 00:21:32.600 --> 00:21:34.800 Do you need him to come in here and explain that to you? 00:21:35.395 --> 00:21:37.686 Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway. He's Mr. Nice Guy, 00:21:37.688 --> 00:21:39.688 - and I always have to be the bad guy. - Can we please just talk... 00:21:39.690 --> 00:21:41.107 - It can't look like a rag, - ...about this tomorrow? 00:21:41.109 --> 00:21:42.692 Because that makes us look like rags. 00:21:42.694 --> 00:21:44.777 You wanna know the truth? Here's the truth. 00:21:44.779 --> 00:21:46.988 Some of your friends' fathers could employ your father, 00:21:46.990 --> 00:21:50.325 and they're not gonna do it if it looks like his family is trash. 00:21:50.327 --> 00:21:58.327 You understand? 00:21:59.127 --> 00:22:03.213 Didn't you ever go to sleep without putting all your clothes away perfectly? 00:22:03.215 --> 00:22:04.465 Like even once? 00:22:04.840 --> 00:22:06.801 And don't you wish your mom hadn't gotten angry? 00:22:09.387 --> 00:22:15.934 My mother was an abusive alcoholic. 00:22:15.936 --> 00:22:20.021 So, I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges. 00:22:20.023 --> 00:22:21.023 No way. 00:22:21.858 --> 00:22:24.651 Sorry. But yes, no way. 00:22:24.653 --> 00:22:27.654 Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. 00:22:27.656 --> 00:22:31.449 Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, 00:22:31.451 --> 00:22:34.034 but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. 00:22:34.036 --> 00:22:35.704 [laughing] 00:22:37.957 --> 00:22:39.417 You definitely couldn't get in. 00:22:40.627 --> 00:22:42.417 Part of my job is to help you be realistic. 00:22:42.419 --> 00:22:44.462 Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. 00:22:44.464 --> 00:22:47.549 Your SAT scores are strangely very good. 00:22:47.551 --> 00:22:52.261 I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, 00:22:52.263 --> 00:22:54.638 but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:56.558 [sighs] So what does that mean? 00:22:56.560 --> 00:23:00.355 It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper. 00:23:01.982 --> 00:23:07.068 Dreams don't die, so keep an eye on your dream 00:23:07.070 --> 00:23:10.070 And before you know where you are, there you are 00:23:10.072 --> 00:23:18.072 All right. Stop, stop, stop. 00:23:22.002 --> 00:23:23.710 [Danny] Should we go home? 00:23:23.712 --> 00:23:26.462 [Lady Bird] My mom is always mad. 00:23:26.464 --> 00:23:29.674 Doesn't matter if I get home late. She'll be mad at me anyway. 00:23:29.676 --> 00:23:33.513 - Your mom's hard on you. - Yeah, well, she loves me a lot. 00:23:36.683 --> 00:23:38.018 Pick a star for us. 00:23:41.103 --> 00:23:43.437 That one. Right there. 00:23:43.439 --> 00:23:45.982 Next to the bright one, and then the dim one. You see it? 00:23:45.984 --> 00:23:46.984 Yeah. 00:23:48.485 --> 00:23:49.778 That's our star. 00:23:52.448 --> 00:23:55.157 You know... 00:23:55.159 --> 00:23:58.286 you can touch my boobs, right? 00:23:58.288 --> 00:24:02.375 I know. It's just that I respect you too much for that. 00:24:03.542 --> 00:24:06.586 [chuckles] Cool. Awesome. 00:24:06.588 --> 00:24:09.254 I totally get that. Thank you. 00:24:09.256 --> 00:24:10.632 You're welcome. 00:24:10.634 --> 00:24:13.635 If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either. 00:24:13.637 --> 00:24:15.638 I respect you so much... 00:24:16.973 --> 00:24:19.725 because I love you. 00:24:20.142 --> 00:24:21.227 I love you too. 00:24:27.650 --> 00:24:31.528 - Let's name our star Claude. - That's pretentious, don't you think? 00:24:31.530 --> 00:24:36.156 It's French. What should we name it? 00:24:36.158 --> 00:24:38.410 Bruce. [chuckles] 00:24:40.163 --> 00:24:42.582 - I love you! - I love you. 00:24:43.625 --> 00:24:45.500 [sighs] 00:24:45.502 --> 00:24:49.587 Bruce. 00:24:49.589 --> 00:24:52.507 It's normal to not touch a penis. 00:24:52.509 --> 00:24:54.216 I have to go to class. 00:24:54.218 --> 00:24:56.344 - But I have free period. - I need to pass history. 00:24:56.346 --> 00:24:58.471 I think we're done with the learning portion of high school. 00:24:58.473 --> 00:25:00.138 - I'm gonna go. - No. 00:25:00.140 --> 00:25:01.683 - Mm-hmm. - I hate being alone. 00:25:01.685 --> 00:25:02.852 Bye! Love you! 00:25:38.013 --> 00:25:41.848 Did Danny say whether his grandmother has a formal Thanksgiving? 00:25:41.850 --> 00:25:45.393 I don't know. There are a lot of kids, but she lives in the Fab 40s. 00:25:45.395 --> 00:25:48.271 Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner party once in that neighborhood. 00:25:48.273 --> 00:25:50.900 The CEO of ISC. That was pretty formal. 00:25:52.526 --> 00:25:54.277 You're not going to a funeral. 00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:57.405 Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? 00:25:57.407 --> 00:26:00.491 I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving 00:26:00.493 --> 00:26:02.577 with a family you've never met instead of us, but... 00:26:02.579 --> 00:26:04.664 I know. I guess you want it that way. 00:26:06.248 --> 00:26:08.457 - Are you tired? - No. 00:26:08.459 --> 00:26:11.586 - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? 00:26:11.588 --> 00:26:14.463 - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. 00:26:14.465 --> 00:26:16.049 - Okay. - Okay. 00:26:16.051 --> 00:26:18.592 - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. 00:26:18.594 --> 00:26:21.234 Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. 00:26:22.057 --> 00:26:23.141 Well, I just couldn't tell. 00:26:24.141 --> 00:26:25.683 Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? 00:26:25.685 --> 00:26:26.684 I didn't know if you were tired. 00:26:26.686 --> 00:26:29.103 - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. 00:26:29.105 --> 00:26:30.771 - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. 00:26:30.773 --> 00:26:34.360 - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it? 00:26:55.799 --> 00:27:01.010 So, because my grade book has... disappeared, here's what we're gonna do. 00:27:01.012 --> 00:27:03.428 I'm gonna count on you to reconstruct it, okay? 00:27:03.430 --> 00:27:05.639 Now, I know you all know your grades better than anybody. 00:27:05.641 --> 00:27:09.395 I have a general idea, but this is all about the honor code right now. 00:27:10.437 --> 00:27:12.062 Hi. A-minus. 00:27:12.064 --> 00:27:14.022 Pretty sure it was an A. 00:27:14.024 --> 00:27:16.358 I'm not, but okay. 00:27:16.360 --> 00:27:18.780 It was. Trust me, I know talent when I see it. 00:27:20.447 --> 00:27:22.324 You're welcome. Thank you. 00:27:25.829 --> 00:27:27.496 Hey, I think B. 00:27:28.581 --> 00:27:32.125 I thought it was more like B-minus, maybe even C-plus territory? 00:27:32.127 --> 00:27:34.586 No, because I did really well on the last quiz. 00:27:34.588 --> 00:27:36.796 Oh. I seem to remember you doing only slightly better. 00:27:36.798 --> 00:27:38.425 That brought my average up to a B. 00:27:40.467 --> 00:27:42.595 Okay. B it is. 00:27:43.597 --> 00:27:46.266 - It's your honor. - [doorbell rings] 00:27:46.683 --> 00:27:48.640 Lady Bird, your lover awaits! 00:27:48.642 --> 00:27:51.644 - Hello, Danny! The famous Danny! - Hi. 00:27:51.646 --> 00:27:53.605 - Aw! - Oh-ho-ho! 00:27:53.607 --> 00:27:55.857 Aren't you adorable? 00:27:55.859 --> 00:27:57.983 - Larry, isn't he adorable? - He's adorable. 00:27:57.985 --> 00:28:01.570 You're driving her and everything. Wow. 00:28:01.572 --> 00:28:03.697 Yeah, well, thank you for letting Lady Bird come 00:28:03.699 --> 00:28:05.657 to my grandmother's Thanksgiving, Mrs. McPherson. 00:28:05.659 --> 00:28:08.077 No. No more politeness. Call me Marion. 00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:10.120 Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. McPherson. 00:28:10.122 --> 00:28:12.706 Please, call me Mr. Larry McPherson. 00:28:12.708 --> 00:28:14.709 [laughing] Larry. Sit down, Danny. 00:28:14.711 --> 00:28:17.169 - Can I get you something to drink? - Oh, no, I'm fine. 00:28:17.171 --> 00:28:21.174 Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think Lady Bird wants to make an entrance. 00:28:21.176 --> 00:28:22.966 She's mad we don't have a spiral staircase. 00:28:22.968 --> 00:28:24.053 [laughter] 00:28:24.763 --> 00:28:26.263 - Shelly. - What? 00:28:26.805 --> 00:28:28.806 - Is my name. - Oh. Hi. 00:28:28.808 --> 00:28:31.142 - Hi. - [chuckles] 00:28:31.144 --> 00:28:34.436 It's funny. On my way over here, I went over the train tracks. 00:28:34.438 --> 00:28:36.606 - Oh, you took H Street. - Right. And so, 00:28:36.608 --> 00:28:39.358 Lady Bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, 00:28:39.360 --> 00:28:41.694 but I always thought that was like a metaphor. 00:28:41.696 --> 00:28:44.905 - Oh. - But there are actual train tracks. 00:28:44.907 --> 00:28:45.990 [door closes] 00:28:45.992 --> 00:28:48.451 [Danny] Oh, hi. You look amazing! 00:28:48.453 --> 00:28:51.745 - What the hell is in the duffel bag? - Don't worry about it. Jeez. 00:28:51.747 --> 00:28:55.668 - My grandmother will love that dress. - [sighs] Okay. 00:29:04.218 --> 00:29:06.636 - Wait. - [chuckles] 00:29:06.638 --> 00:29:08.846 - This is your grandma's house? - Yeah. 00:29:08.848 --> 00:29:12.850 - Oh, my God! - Oh, Danny! You're late. 00:29:12.852 --> 00:29:15.728 Oh, uh, well, thank you so much for having us. 00:29:15.730 --> 00:29:17.355 - This is Lady Bird. - Hi. 00:29:17.357 --> 00:29:20.191 Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you. 00:29:20.193 --> 00:29:21.943 Your house is my favorite 00:29:21.945 --> 00:29:23.778 - in all East Sacramento. - Oh, thank you. 00:29:23.780 --> 00:29:26.196 [chuckles] Oh, my God! 00:29:26.198 --> 00:29:29.576 - Is this a joke? - No. 00:29:29.578 --> 00:29:32.078 - Pull these out... - Oh... 00:29:32.080 --> 00:29:34.163 Almost done. Do you like it? 00:29:34.165 --> 00:29:38.292 Lovely. I love it. Would you mind doing the whole table for me? 00:29:38.294 --> 00:29:39.961 Okay. 00:29:39.963 --> 00:29:42.757 [all] Dreams that will explode 00:29:43.465 --> 00:29:46.425 Waking up the countryside 00:29:46.427 --> 00:29:48.720 - How do you know when it's working? - You'll know. 00:29:48.722 --> 00:29:50.722 - It's not working. - It's not? 00:29:50.724 --> 00:29:52.682 - No. - My sister said this was premium. 00:29:52.684 --> 00:29:55.601 - I'm working. - I'm... I'm working too. 00:29:55.603 --> 00:29:56.896 [chuckling] No. 00:29:57.898 --> 00:30:00.063 I can't feel my arms. 00:30:00.065 --> 00:30:01.692 - You're working. - [laughing] 00:30:02.526 --> 00:30:05.319 I'm no easy A 00:30:05.321 --> 00:30:06.322 Quiet... 00:30:07.782 --> 00:30:10.116 If Danny and I get married, and then his grandma died, 00:30:10.118 --> 00:30:12.492 I'd inherit the dream house. 00:30:12.494 --> 00:30:14.494 Wouldn't his parents get it? 00:30:14.496 --> 00:30:16.289 Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them, 00:30:16.291 --> 00:30:18.083 and we'd have to kill his older brothers too. 00:30:32.933 --> 00:30:35.558 - Yeah - [applause, cheering] 00:30:35.560 --> 00:30:37.436 - Whoo! - Whoo! 00:30:39.397 --> 00:30:41.772 Where's Mr. Bruno's wife? 00:30:41.774 --> 00:30:44.024 [laughter] 00:30:44.026 --> 00:30:45.986 [chattering] 00:30:48.740 --> 00:30:50.659 [ska music playing] 00:30:53.786 --> 00:30:57.206 [laughing, chattering] 00:31:01.336 --> 00:31:02.712 - How's it going? - Okay. 00:31:03.796 --> 00:31:07.507 [chuckling] Mom, we... we can't really talk right now. 00:31:07.509 --> 00:31:10.300 [teens snickering] 00:31:10.302 --> 00:31:15.306 Well, happy Thanksgiving. We missed you, Lady Bird. 00:31:15.308 --> 00:31:17.183 Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside 00:31:17.185 --> 00:31:19.769 [both laughing] 00:31:19.771 --> 00:31:21.896 - [Lady Bird] Bye. - Bye, Birdy. 00:31:21.898 --> 00:31:23.538 - [boy] Bye, Shelly. - [girl] Bye, Shelly. 00:31:26.986 --> 00:31:29.695 Why does that cigarette look so weird? 00:31:29.697 --> 00:31:31.157 Like, not like a cigarette? 00:31:33.033 --> 00:31:34.285 'Cause it's a clove. 00:31:39.165 --> 00:31:41.081 [coughs] 00:31:41.083 --> 00:31:42.709 [chuckles] 00:31:42.711 --> 00:31:50.465 Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet. 00:31:50.467 --> 00:31:53.136 Your mom was really sad you weren't here tonight for Thanksgiving. 00:31:53.138 --> 00:31:54.220 [exhales] 00:31:54.222 --> 00:31:58.057 Yeah, well, she hates me. 00:31:58.059 --> 00:32:02.854 She has a big heart, your mom. 00:32:02.856 --> 00:32:05.650 She took me in after my parents freaked out about... 00:32:06.984 --> 00:32:09.196 whatever, premarital sex. 00:32:12.407 --> 00:32:13.782 [exhales] I admire her. 00:32:19.246 --> 00:32:23.957 - [harmonica playing] - [vocalizing] 00:32:23.959 --> 00:32:25.669 [upbeat music playing] 00:32:28.089 --> 00:32:30.924 [all laughing] 00:32:30.926 --> 00:32:32.591 [muttering] 00:32:32.593 --> 00:32:33.675 Pray for us! 00:32:33.677 --> 00:32:35.052 Save Jesus in our heart! 00:32:35.054 --> 00:32:36.222 Forever! 00:32:39.767 --> 00:32:43.269 Flying through the countryside 00:32:43.271 --> 00:32:45.941 Merrily we roll along, roll along 00:32:47.108 --> 00:32:50.193 Catching a dream 00:32:50.195 --> 00:32:52.654 - [both arguing] - Stop fighting! Stop fighting! 00:32:52.656 --> 00:32:53.740 Hey! 00:32:56.117 --> 00:32:58.076 Hey, old friends 00:32:58.078 --> 00:33:00.494 How do we stay old friends 00:33:00.496 --> 00:33:05.709 It started out like a song 00:33:07.128 --> 00:33:09.002 Me and you 00:33:09.004 --> 00:33:11.047 Me and you 00:33:11.049 --> 00:33:12.130 Me and you 00:33:12.132 --> 00:33:13.884 [applause, cheering] 00:33:17.722 --> 00:33:19.263 That's true. There she is. 00:33:19.265 --> 00:33:21.014 - Hi. - Jules. Wow. 00:33:21.016 --> 00:33:22.517 - You were so good. - Thank you. 00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.226 I couldn't believe that. This is my wife Becky. 00:33:24.228 --> 00:33:27.230 Becky this is Jules. She's one of my brightest students. 00:33:27.232 --> 00:33:29.482 - It's so-so nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you too. 00:33:29.484 --> 00:33:31.651 - How we doing? Feeling a little better? - A little tired. 00:33:31.653 --> 00:33:33.278 - Yeah. - Okay. All right, I gotta get her home. 00:33:33.280 --> 00:33:35.696 We got the little one, but that was really great, Jules. 00:33:35.698 --> 00:33:36.699 Thank you. 00:33:37.701 --> 00:33:45.701 Congratulations. 00:33:53.174 --> 00:33:56.174 He didn't understand it. 00:33:56.176 --> 00:34:04.176 [chattering] 00:34:06.187 --> 00:34:08.438 - [toilet flushes] - How long do you think you all will pee? 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:10.063 I drank so much soda. 00:34:10.065 --> 00:34:11.940 - [girl #1] Fuck you. - [girl #2] I just got my period. 00:34:11.942 --> 00:34:13.567 - Goddammit. - Where're you going? 00:34:13.569 --> 00:34:15.089 There's never a line in the men's room. 00:34:20.034 --> 00:34:21.576 - [Lady Bird gasps] - [gasps] 00:34:21.578 --> 00:34:22.784 Uh, I... 00:34:22.786 --> 00:34:24.119 [gasps] Oh, my God. 00:34:24.121 --> 00:34:30.335 ♪ I'm so lost for you ♪ 00:34:30.337 --> 00:34:32.962 ♪ You come crash... ♪ 00:34:32.964 --> 00:34:35.005 [both] ♪ Into me ♪ 00:34:35.007 --> 00:34:38.134 - ♪ Baby ♪ - ♪ Into me ♪ 00:34:38.136 --> 00:34:39.092 [sobs] 00:34:39.094 --> 00:34:42.304 ♪ I come into... ♪ 00:34:42.306 --> 00:34:45.766 [both crying] 00:34:45.768 --> 00:34:50.563 - [applause] - ♪ Touch your lips just so I know ♪ 00:34:50.565 --> 00:34:52.190 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 00:34:52.192 --> 00:34:53.192 [buzzing] 00:34:54.027 --> 00:34:55.360 [thud] 00:34:55.362 --> 00:34:57.155 [classical music playing] 00:35:07.248 --> 00:35:08.956 They're really nice socks. 00:35:08.958 --> 00:35:11.250 - [gasps] - They're expensive, actually. 00:35:11.252 --> 00:35:13.210 They wick moisture away from your feet. 00:35:13.212 --> 00:35:15.170 My feet always have moisture. 00:35:15.172 --> 00:35:17.047 Mom, I love them. 00:35:17.049 --> 00:35:20.134 I'm sorry it's a small Christmas. We wanted to... 00:35:20.136 --> 00:35:22.719 It's just a little small this year. 00:35:22.721 --> 00:35:23.721 These are nice. 00:35:25.141 --> 00:35:26.933 [Marion chuckling] 00:35:26.935 --> 00:35:29.393 - [Marion chuckling] Do you like it? - Look. 00:35:29.395 --> 00:35:30.811 [Marion chuckling] 00:35:30.813 --> 00:35:32.646 - [laughing] That's good. - That's great. 00:35:32.648 --> 00:35:35.734 I had to get it. It makes me laugh. 00:35:39.322 --> 00:35:40.448 [knocking on door] 00:35:42.491 --> 00:35:44.284 [stops music] 00:35:44.286 --> 00:35:45.286 Dad, come in. 00:35:49.123 --> 00:35:50.373 How'd you know it was me? 00:35:50.375 --> 00:35:51.748 Mom doesn't knock. 00:35:51.750 --> 00:35:53.919 - [both chuckle] - No, she doesn't. 00:35:57.089 --> 00:36:00.174 Here they are. Your completed financial aid applications. 00:36:00.176 --> 00:36:01.884 - [groans] - Thank you! 00:36:01.886 --> 00:36:04.263 - [chuckles] Merry Christmas. - Thank you. 00:36:05.264 --> 00:36:07.306 Do you need money for the applications? 00:36:07.308 --> 00:36:08.766 - I can help with that too. - No. No. 00:36:08.768 --> 00:36:10.018 I've got that. 00:36:10.020 --> 00:36:11.811 Summer job's covered it. 00:36:11.813 --> 00:36:13.605 This is why we have computer shut off time. 00:36:13.607 --> 00:36:14.887 - This is our room. - Okay, okay. 00:36:16.775 --> 00:36:17.817 Just can you drive me to the post office on Jade? It should still be open. 00:36:17.819 --> 00:36:21.195 [all] Three, two, one. 00:36:21.197 --> 00:36:23.405 Happy New Year! 00:36:23.407 --> 00:36:25.824 [chattering] 00:36:25.826 --> 00:36:27.201 Happy New Year! 00:36:27.203 --> 00:36:31.496 [humming] 00:36:31.498 --> 00:36:34.168 So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in. 00:36:49.683 --> 00:36:50.685 Hey. 00:36:51.685 --> 00:36:53.686 I-I like your band. 00:36:53.688 --> 00:36:55.230 Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, 00:36:55.232 --> 00:36:57.025 - Lenfance New? - L’enfance Nue. 00:36:58.985 --> 00:37:03.237 Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. 00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:04.905 My name's Lady Bird. 00:37:04.907 --> 00:37:06.282 That's weird. You shake hands. 00:37:06.284 --> 00:37:07.284 Yeah. 00:37:10.413 --> 00:37:14.123 I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. 00:37:14.125 --> 00:37:15.793 So I wanted to check it out. 00:37:16.210 --> 00:37:18.045 - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. 00:37:18.630 --> 00:37:20.963 Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? 00:37:20.965 --> 00:37:22.840 Sure. See you at the Deuce. 00:37:22.842 --> 00:37:24.342 - [door opens] - [man] Hey. 00:37:24.344 --> 00:37:25.717 I'm not paying you to flirt. 00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:28.096 [sighs] I wasn't flirting. 00:37:28.098 --> 00:37:29.516 I wish you had been. 00:37:30.433 --> 00:37:31.434 [exhales] 00:37:41.819 --> 00:37:43.902 [Danny] A reading from the book of Genesis. 00:37:43.904 --> 00:37:47.364 "The Lord took Abram outside and said, 00:37:47.366 --> 00:37:50.035 'Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can.' 00:37:50.369 --> 00:37:53.205 Just so, he added, 'Shall your descendants be.' 00:37:53.748 --> 00:37:55.998 Abram put his faith in the Lord. 00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.458 Who credited to him as an act of righteousness." 00:37:58.460 --> 00:38:00.170 [all chanting] 00:38:06.844 --> 00:38:10.304 Okay, the first time we did it, it was at his lake house last summer. 00:38:10.306 --> 00:38:14.141 - It was so funny. - Oh, here you go. 00:38:14.143 --> 00:38:15.352 From Uncle Matt. 00:38:17.230 --> 00:38:18.813 I think he and my mom are fighting so enjoy the lunches while you can. 00:38:18.815 --> 00:38:21.482 Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. 00:38:21.484 --> 00:38:22.485 Really? 00:38:24.029 --> 00:38:25.904 Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. 00:38:25.906 --> 00:38:27.697 - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. 00:38:27.699 --> 00:38:29.364 The one she got me for emergencies. 00:38:29.366 --> 00:38:31.909 Did you pick up? 00:38:31.911 --> 00:38:34.286 Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." 00:38:34.288 --> 00:38:36.246 [girls laughing] 00:38:36.248 --> 00:38:37.708 What was the emergency? 00:38:38.710 --> 00:38:41.335 - What? - Uh, what was the emergency? 00:38:41.337 --> 00:38:43.712 - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. 00:38:43.714 --> 00:38:45.715 She kinda did it to herself. 00:38:45.717 --> 00:38:48.050 Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. 00:38:48.052 --> 00:38:49.427 Ladies. 00:38:49.429 --> 00:38:50.555 Skirts. 00:38:53.391 --> 00:38:56.058 I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. 00:38:56.060 --> 00:38:57.645 No more short skirts. 00:38:59.355 --> 00:39:00.521 [students chattering] 00:39:00.523 --> 00:39:02.942 [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. 00:39:04.277 --> 00:39:05.735 She's a cunt. 00:39:05.737 --> 00:39:07.487 Birdy, you like her. 00:39:07.489 --> 00:39:09.449 Yeah, but she's a cunt. 00:39:10.491 --> 00:39:13.035 I have an idea of how to get Sarah Joan back. 00:39:14.036 --> 00:39:16.788 - How? - You'll see this afternoon. 00:39:16.790 --> 00:39:19.456 No, we have auditions this afternoon. 00:39:19.458 --> 00:39:24.462 Oh, right. I mean, uh, I don't think I want to do the play. 00:39:24.464 --> 00:39:26.338 [whispering] Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3. 00:39:26.340 --> 00:39:28.717 - I'll have the materials. - Okay. 00:39:29.552 --> 00:39:30.554 Wait, what was your name? 00:39:31.471 --> 00:39:32.471 Lady Bird. 00:39:33.473 --> 00:39:35.014 - Weird. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Ladies. 00:39:35.016 --> 00:39:36.391 We have a decision to make. 00:39:36.393 --> 00:39:38.768 Prom themes. Top options so far, 00:39:38.770 --> 00:39:41.520 cities of the world, 00:39:41.522 --> 00:39:43.648 eternal flame, and movies. 00:39:43.650 --> 00:39:45.315 [students chattering] 00:39:45.317 --> 00:39:47.110 - Oh, where is Father Leviatch? - [whistle blowing] 00:39:47.112 --> 00:39:49.279 All right, let's have everyone take a knee. Huh? 00:39:49.281 --> 00:39:51.199 - [male student] What? - Cozy sit. 00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:55.201 Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch, 00:39:55.203 --> 00:39:57.205 and I can tell you that the brothers do too. 00:39:58.206 --> 00:39:59.913 But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. 00:39:59.915 --> 00:40:01.331 [light chuckle] 00:40:01.333 --> 00:40:03.793 Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, 00:40:03.795 --> 00:40:07.505 but from what I can see, a play is a play. 00:40:07.507 --> 00:40:09.507 Where's Lady Bird? 00:40:09.509 --> 00:40:12.092 She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. 00:40:12.094 --> 00:40:14.052 If you can pull out your-your scripts, 00:40:14.054 --> 00:40:16.346 I've assigned a number to each of your roles. 00:40:16.348 --> 00:40:18.683 And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, 00:40:18.685 --> 00:40:22.811 and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. 00:40:22.813 --> 00:40:24.313 Who's playing what part? 00:40:24.315 --> 00:40:27.358 Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. 00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:29.277 So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. 00:40:29.279 --> 00:40:31.487 Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. 00:40:31.489 --> 00:40:33.491 [Father Walther] Danny. Nice. That's role one. 00:40:36.203 --> 00:40:37.286 Wait. Where do you live? 00:40:38.413 --> 00:40:41.041 Oh, um, The 40s. 00:40:42.042 --> 00:40:44.166 That's where our starter house was. 00:40:44.168 --> 00:40:45.835 Which street? 00:40:45.837 --> 00:40:47.085 Um, 44th. 00:40:47.087 --> 00:40:49.422 It's the three-story blue one 00:40:49.424 --> 00:40:52.132 with the white shutters and the American flag in the front. 00:40:52.134 --> 00:40:53.259 Yeah. I know that one. 00:40:53.261 --> 00:40:55.138 Do you want to go over there right now and eat? 00:40:55.596 --> 00:40:57.796 I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there. 00:40:58.141 --> 00:41:01.726 Actually, I was thinking maybe we should go to the Deuce. 00:41:01.728 --> 00:41:04.353 I was talking to Kyle about it, and he was like, 00:41:04.355 --> 00:41:07.190 "Whatever it's lame, but maybe I'll see you there." 00:41:07.192 --> 00:41:08.690 How do you know Kyle? 00:41:08.692 --> 00:41:11.069 Oh, my mom made me get a job at New Helvetia 00:41:11.071 --> 00:41:15.447 to learn, like, "responsibility." 00:41:15.449 --> 00:41:17.534 Anyway, we hang out there. 00:41:17.536 --> 00:41:19.284 Yeah. Kyle's awesome. 00:41:19.286 --> 00:41:20.538 Let's Deuce it up. 00:41:22.415 --> 00:41:24.873 Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right? 00:41:24.875 --> 00:41:27.000 You're gonna run, kind of, a skinny post right up front. 00:41:27.002 --> 00:41:29.212 I want you to look straight at the audience, okay. 00:41:29.214 --> 00:41:31.880 Don't be looking around and blabbing at anybody if they walk by ya. 00:41:31.882 --> 00:41:34.425 Eight, nine, ten. You're coming in hard, right here. 00:41:34.427 --> 00:41:35.827 'Cause these guys are gonna love it. 00:41:37.304 --> 00:41:40.431 Don't talk amongst yourselves. Now, coming in slow, we're singing. 00:41:40.433 --> 00:41:42.766 This is singing. Wide lines are singing. 00:41:42.768 --> 00:41:44.726 We're singing. We're singing. 00:41:44.728 --> 00:41:46.895 Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone. 00:41:46.897 --> 00:41:49.482 Singing. Eight, nine, ten... You come in hot! 00:41:49.484 --> 00:41:51.233 You come in hot! 00:41:51.235 --> 00:41:52.319 [alarm beep] 00:41:54.406 --> 00:41:56.989 - This is the Deuce? - Yeah. 00:41:56.991 --> 00:42:00.617 - It's a parking lot? - Yeah. 00:42:00.619 --> 00:42:03.996 We were in one parking lot and we went to another parking lot? 00:42:03.998 --> 00:42:07.666 Hey, Kyle. Lady Bird and I just decorated the Nun-mobile. 00:42:07.668 --> 00:42:09.585 Like, just married to Jesus. 00:42:09.587 --> 00:42:10.839 That's hella tight. 00:42:24.101 --> 00:42:26.393 What you do is very baller. 00:42:26.395 --> 00:42:27.978 - You're very anarchist. - Yeah. 00:42:27.980 --> 00:42:29.230 Fuck 'em. 00:42:29.232 --> 00:42:30.815 Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. 00:42:30.817 --> 00:42:33.402 Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family. 00:42:36.447 --> 00:42:37.654 - What? - Sorry. 00:42:37.656 --> 00:42:40.074 I... That-That was an exaggeration. 00:42:40.076 --> 00:42:41.701 It's okay. 00:42:41.703 --> 00:42:43.578 My dad has cancer, so 00:42:43.580 --> 00:42:45.454 I guess God's doing that for us. 00:42:45.456 --> 00:42:47.083 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:42:49.710 --> 00:42:51.376 You work at New Helvetia, right? 00:42:51.378 --> 00:42:52.464 Right. 00:42:54.340 --> 00:42:56.090 Can I get your number? We were looking to set up more gigs down there. 00:42:56.092 --> 00:42:57.135 Definitely. 00:43:00.179 --> 00:43:02.596 It's my parents number. 00:43:02.598 --> 00:43:04.724 You don't have a cell phone? 00:43:04.726 --> 00:43:05.974 - Nah. - Good girl. 00:43:05.976 --> 00:43:07.851 Government didn't have to put tracking devices on us. 00:43:07.853 --> 00:43:09.770 We bought them and put them on ourselves. 00:43:09.772 --> 00:43:11.648 I don't own a tracking device. 00:43:11.650 --> 00:43:14.400 No, no, no. The cell phones. 00:43:14.402 --> 00:43:16.027 - You see? - Wow. 00:43:16.029 --> 00:43:17.155 Yeah. I know. 00:43:18.822 --> 00:43:20.114 I mean, you'll have one eventually. Everyone's gonna have one. 00:43:20.116 --> 00:43:23.159 And then, it'll be a matter of time. 00:43:23.161 --> 00:43:24.536 Before what? 00:43:24.538 --> 00:43:26.246 Before they put them in our brains. 00:43:26.248 --> 00:43:27.499 [chuckles] 00:43:33.587 --> 00:43:35.673 [upbeat music playing] 00:44:02.741 --> 00:44:03.826 What do you want from me? 00:44:06.036 --> 00:44:07.163 Yes? 00:44:08.956 --> 00:44:11.309 My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas. 00:44:11.333 --> 00:44:14.710 Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway. My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving. 00:44:14.712 --> 00:44:17.462 Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her. 00:44:17.464 --> 00:44:21.550 She's not crazy. She's just, you know, she has a big heart. 00:44:21.552 --> 00:44:22.677 She's very warm. 00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:23.677 I don't find your mother warm. 00:44:23.679 --> 00:44:25.846 - You don't? - No. No, she's warm. Yeah. 00:44:25.848 --> 00:44:28.724 - But she's also, kind of, scary. - Well, you can't be scary and warm. 00:44:28.726 --> 00:44:31.353 - I think you can. Your mom is. - You're gay. 00:44:32.730 --> 00:44:34.396 Fuck me. 00:44:34.398 --> 00:44:36.815 Can you not tell anyone, please? 00:44:36.817 --> 00:44:38.942 I'm so sorry about everything. 00:44:38.944 --> 00:44:42.905 I'm so ashamed of all of it. 00:44:42.907 --> 00:44:46.909 It's just... It's going to be bad and I just need a little bit of time 00:44:46.911 --> 00:44:49.786 to figure out how I'm going to tell my mom and dad and... 00:44:49.788 --> 00:44:55.000 - Don't worry. - [sobs] 00:44:55.002 --> 00:44:58.212 [sobbing continues] 00:44:58.214 --> 00:44:59.256 I won't tell. 00:45:01.842 --> 00:45:02.844 It's okay. 00:45:04.261 --> 00:45:05.763 [sobbing continues] 00:45:12.686 --> 00:45:17.105 It's okay. 00:45:17.107 --> 00:45:19.401 And do you have a support system? 00:45:20.487 --> 00:45:23.947 What do you mean? 00:45:23.949 --> 00:45:26.907 Who do you turn to when you feel this way? 00:45:26.909 --> 00:45:28.453 [sighs] 00:45:29.828 --> 00:45:31.205 No one, I guess. 00:45:33.250 --> 00:45:34.581 I'm sorry. 00:45:34.583 --> 00:45:35.833 No, don't be sorry. 00:45:35.835 --> 00:45:40.255 There's no wrong answer. 00:45:40.257 --> 00:45:42.130 Please don't tell your daughter. 00:45:42.132 --> 00:45:43.134 No. Of course not. 00:45:44.469 --> 00:45:45.470 Of course not. 00:45:49.266 --> 00:45:52.644 [chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 00:45:58.357 --> 00:46:06.029 [chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 00:46:06.031 --> 00:46:09.910 It's a new system. You just enter your social security number and... 00:46:14.915 --> 00:46:16.373 - Davis? - Davis is good. 00:46:16.375 --> 00:46:19.043 - Maybe you shoulda looked at it. - It's only half an hour away. 00:46:19.045 --> 00:46:21.795 - Less if you're driving fast. - I went to graduate school there. 00:46:21.797 --> 00:46:23.755 Lots of smart people go to Davis. 00:46:23.757 --> 00:46:24.715 I thought Berkeley had to accept me. 00:46:24.717 --> 00:46:26.842 You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy. 00:46:26.844 --> 00:46:28.719 Uh, not if we don't give money. 00:46:28.721 --> 00:46:30.762 - And you get bad grades. - And what do you know about it? 00:46:30.764 --> 00:46:32.056 - Meaning? - Nothing. 00:46:32.058 --> 00:46:33.849 - No. What are you implying? - Nothing! 00:46:33.851 --> 00:46:35.684 - You fucking racist! - [Lady Bird groans] 00:46:35.686 --> 00:46:38.605 - I didn't say anything! - I didn't put down my race! 00:46:38.607 --> 00:46:42.317 Oh, yeah. I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel! 00:46:42.319 --> 00:46:43.860 You're actually fucking evil. 00:46:43.862 --> 00:46:45.445 [yells] 00:46:45.447 --> 00:46:47.487 - What is wrong with you? - Go. Go to your room. 00:46:47.489 --> 00:46:49.699 - I'm not five! - I didn't raise you like this. 00:46:49.701 --> 00:46:51.074 I don't have to go anywhere. 00:46:51.076 --> 00:46:53.119 I'm not going to a fucking university 00:46:53.121 --> 00:46:56.291 that's famous for its fucking agricultural school! 00:46:57.750 --> 00:47:01.001 And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never get jobs with all that shit in your face. 00:47:01.003 --> 00:47:02.505 - [puffs] - [door slams] 00:47:05.926 --> 00:47:07.344 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 00:47:08.844 --> 00:47:10.513 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 00:47:11.931 --> 00:47:13.891 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 00:47:15.393 --> 00:47:17.476 - ♪ Cry me a river ♪ - Hey. 00:47:17.478 --> 00:47:19.270 - Hi. - [chuckles] 00:47:19.272 --> 00:47:21.230 Um, help yourself to anything in the fridge. 00:47:21.232 --> 00:47:23.733 My parents are upstairs, but they don't care if you drink. 00:47:23.735 --> 00:47:26.985 Okay. Cool. 00:47:26.987 --> 00:47:30.447 ♪ It wasn't like you only talked to him ♪ 00:47:30.449 --> 00:47:31.657 ♪ And you know it ♪ 00:47:31.659 --> 00:47:33.284 ♪ Don't act like you don't know it ♪ 00:47:33.286 --> 00:47:35.369 ♪ All of these things people told me ♪ 00:47:35.371 --> 00:47:37.663 ♪ Keep messing with my head ♪ 00:47:37.665 --> 00:47:39.542 ♪ Messing with my head ♪ 00:47:42.420 --> 00:47:43.547 I hate that shit. 00:47:44.755 --> 00:47:46.005 But you smoke. 00:47:46.007 --> 00:47:47.757 I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes. 00:47:47.759 --> 00:47:49.550 Never industrially produced. 00:47:49.552 --> 00:47:50.884 Never cloves. 00:47:50.886 --> 00:47:52.302 What's wrong with cloves? 00:47:52.304 --> 00:47:53.971 Can't inhale cloves. What's the point? 00:47:53.973 --> 00:47:55.264 Oh. 00:47:55.266 --> 00:47:56.933 You're not supposed to. 00:47:56.935 --> 00:48:00.186 Well, cloves were what I first smoked when I was young. 00:48:00.188 --> 00:48:03.021 So, you know, it's a force of habit. 00:48:03.023 --> 00:48:05.315 It has fiberglass. 00:48:05.317 --> 00:48:06.900 - Really? - Yeah. 00:48:06.902 --> 00:48:08.735 Rolling your own is best. 00:48:08.737 --> 00:48:10.404 Also, like... 00:48:10.406 --> 00:48:14.284 I'm trying as much as possible not participate in our economy. 00:48:14.286 --> 00:48:15.662 I don't like money. 00:48:16.663 --> 00:48:18.036 So... 00:48:18.038 --> 00:48:19.998 I'm trying to live by bartering alone. 00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:22.208 But doesn't Catholic school cost money? 00:48:22.210 --> 00:48:24.963 Yeah. The diocese we're in are super into it. 00:48:25.964 --> 00:48:28.840 It mattered to my dad that... 00:48:28.842 --> 00:48:30.967 I go to Xavier, so 00:48:30.969 --> 00:48:33.263 just trying to make him happy. 00:48:39.728 --> 00:48:42.480 ♪ The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving ♪ 00:48:44.232 --> 00:48:45.233 ♪ Oh! ♪ 00:48:46.735 --> 00:48:48.317 - ♪ The damage is done ♪ - I don't want to have sex yet. 00:48:48.319 --> 00:48:49.652 - I haven't had sex yet. - Me neither. 00:48:49.654 --> 00:48:51.612 - With another person. Really? - Nope. Me either. Yeah. 00:48:51.614 --> 00:48:53.614 ♪ You don't have to say what you did ♪ 00:48:53.616 --> 00:48:55.199 - ♪ I already know ♪ - ♪ I already know ♪ 00:48:55.201 --> 00:48:56.909 ♪ I found out from him ♪ 00:48:56.911 --> 00:48:59.621 - ♪ Now there's just no chance ♪ - [Lady Bird] Oh, my God. 00:48:59.623 --> 00:49:00.954 It's the tanning bed. 00:49:00.956 --> 00:49:03.166 [gasps] Julie will love this. 00:49:03.168 --> 00:49:04.208 Who's Julie? 00:49:04.210 --> 00:49:05.669 ♪ You can go on... ♪ 00:49:24.313 --> 00:49:26.021 [door opens] 00:49:26.023 --> 00:49:29.358 Lady Bird. You can't lock the door when we have one bathroom. 00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:31.027 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 00:49:31.029 --> 00:49:33.195 It's just this is the only place I can get any privacy. 00:49:33.197 --> 00:49:34.947 You really need to use two towels? 00:49:34.949 --> 00:49:36.574 Uh, no. 00:49:36.576 --> 00:49:37.991 - I guess no. - If you need to use two towels, 00:49:37.993 --> 00:49:40.203 you just have to say because this affects my whole day. 00:49:40.205 --> 00:49:41.829 Because I have to do laundry before work 00:49:41.831 --> 00:49:44.123 and I need to know if there's more towels that I need to wash. 00:49:44.125 --> 00:49:45.458 I just need one. Sorry. 00:49:45.460 --> 00:49:48.922 Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror, I've gotta get going. 00:49:56.971 --> 00:50:02.641 When do you think is a normal time to have sex? 00:50:02.643 --> 00:50:04.643 - You're having sex? - No. 00:50:04.645 --> 00:50:08.063 Um, college is good. 00:50:08.065 --> 00:50:12.610 I think college and use protection like we talked about. 00:50:12.612 --> 00:50:13.612 Okay. 00:50:22.538 --> 00:50:24.165 Is Dad depressed? 00:50:25.165 --> 00:50:26.333 Why do you ask that? 00:50:27.627 --> 00:50:30.128 The pills. They have Dad's name on them. 00:50:30.130 --> 00:50:33.717 [inhales] Dad's been struggling with depression for years. 00:50:38.138 --> 00:50:39.138 I didn't know that. 00:50:40.098 --> 00:50:42.308 Money is not life's report card. 00:50:43.518 --> 00:50:44.976 He's depressed about money? 00:50:44.978 --> 00:50:49.480 Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. 00:50:49.482 --> 00:50:51.023 It just means that you're successful. 00:50:51.025 --> 00:50:52.942 Yeah, but then you're successful. 00:50:52.944 --> 00:50:55.195 But that doesn't mean that you're happy. 00:50:55.197 --> 00:50:56.615 But he's not happy. 00:50:58.824 --> 00:51:00.243 [faucet running] 00:51:09.335 --> 00:51:11.253 [Lady Bird] I have to get out of Sacramento. 00:51:12.839 --> 00:51:14.047 Why? 00:51:14.049 --> 00:51:17.175 Because it's soul killing. 00:51:17.177 --> 00:51:19.054 It's the Midwest of California. 00:51:21.056 --> 00:51:23.181 Isn't there a thing, like, 00:51:23.183 --> 00:51:24.976 "Think globally, act locally"? 00:51:26.685 --> 00:51:32.857 I feel that the person who said that didn't live in Sacramento. 00:51:32.859 --> 00:51:34.150 [Lady Bird] Ah! 00:51:34.152 --> 00:51:35.485 [Jenna] I love it here. 00:51:35.487 --> 00:51:37.367 I want to send my daughters to Immaculate Heart. 00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:40.032 I wanna... You know, I wanna be a mom. 00:51:41.034 --> 00:51:42.619 At least go to San Francisco. 00:51:45.038 --> 00:51:49.498 I don't like hills. 00:51:49.500 --> 00:51:54.503 [teacher] Start simple with x plus three times x plus two. 00:51:54.505 --> 00:51:56.905 - Now if we use FOIL, where do we start? - [Lady Bird] Julie? 00:51:58.509 --> 00:51:59.511 Julie? 00:52:01.388 --> 00:52:03.262 Julie. Hey. 00:52:03.264 --> 00:52:04.598 What do you want from Julie? 00:52:05.725 --> 00:52:07.016 Darlene, can you excuse us? 00:52:07.018 --> 00:52:08.351 Darlene's staying. 00:52:08.353 --> 00:52:09.768 Why aren't you in Algebra 2? 00:52:09.770 --> 00:52:11.145 - I switched sections. - Why? 00:52:11.147 --> 00:52:12.980 Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? 00:52:12.982 --> 00:52:14.732 [chuckles] 00:52:14.734 --> 00:52:16.108 I'm sorry that you're jealous. 00:52:16.110 --> 00:52:17.944 [chuckles] Jenna's a moron, you know. 00:52:17.946 --> 00:52:19.612 She's not. She's in AP Calculus. 00:52:19.614 --> 00:52:21.197 She's a moron in a deeper sense. 00:52:21.199 --> 00:52:22.199 You don't even know her. 00:52:24.076 --> 00:52:25.659 Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! 00:52:25.661 --> 00:52:28.371 - What role? - The tempest! 00:52:28.373 --> 00:52:32.250 - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! 00:52:32.252 --> 00:52:35.335 No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! 00:52:35.337 --> 00:52:39.424 You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? 00:52:39.426 --> 00:52:42.384 Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! 00:52:42.386 --> 00:52:44.762 She made one bad decision at 19! 00:52:44.764 --> 00:52:46.221 Two bad decisions! 00:52:46.223 --> 00:52:50.101 [female teacher] And at 15, this girl was pregnant. 00:52:50.103 --> 00:52:52.770 She decided that she was going to get an abortion. 00:52:52.772 --> 00:52:56.440 It made sense. It was the right thing to do. 00:52:56.442 --> 00:52:59.319 - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. 00:52:59.321 --> 00:53:02.237 ...and something deep inside of her said, 00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:04.199 - "No." - Bingo. 00:53:04.201 --> 00:53:07.076 Anyone want to guess who this woman is? 00:53:07.078 --> 00:53:08.328 The young lady right here. 00:53:08.330 --> 00:53:10.996 - You? - No. It was not me. 00:53:10.998 --> 00:53:12.873 [girl] Um, your friend? 00:53:12.875 --> 00:53:14.291 No. 00:53:14.293 --> 00:53:16.754 The girl in the story was... 00:53:18.005 --> 00:53:19.130 my mother. 00:53:19.132 --> 00:53:21.215 [students gasps] 00:53:21.217 --> 00:53:25.427 I am that baby that she decided not to abort. 00:53:25.429 --> 00:53:27.221 That could have been me. 00:53:27.223 --> 00:53:28.931 That could have been my fate. 00:53:28.933 --> 00:53:32.101 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. 00:53:32.103 --> 00:53:33.423 [teacher] What did you say, ma'am? 00:53:34.772 --> 00:53:36.982 - Nothing. - [teacher] Please. Share. 00:53:38.192 --> 00:53:40.235 I said, 00:53:40.237 --> 00:53:44.322 "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." 00:53:44.324 --> 00:53:46.907 You think dead children aren't morally wrong? 00:53:46.909 --> 00:53:52.496 No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina 00:53:52.498 --> 00:53:56.291 while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. 00:53:56.293 --> 00:53:57.376 Excuse me? 00:53:57.378 --> 00:53:59.878 Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, 00:53:59.880 --> 00:54:02.465 we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. 00:54:02.467 --> 00:54:05.509 [students gasps, chuckle] 00:54:05.511 --> 00:54:08.096 [students whispering indistinctly] 00:54:08.098 --> 00:54:10.473 [Marion] Suspended? How does this happen? 00:54:10.475 --> 00:54:13.268 Everything we do is for you. Everything. 00:54:13.270 --> 00:54:15.270 Do you think I like driving that car around? 00:54:15.272 --> 00:54:16.311 - No. - Do you? 00:54:16.313 --> 00:54:18.313 - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts 00:54:18.315 --> 00:54:19.273 at the psych hospital? 00:54:19.275 --> 00:54:21.525 - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school 00:54:21.527 --> 00:54:24.945 because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. 00:54:24.947 --> 00:54:27.364 Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? 00:54:27.366 --> 00:54:29.241 - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know 00:54:29.243 --> 00:54:32.119 how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. 00:54:32.121 --> 00:54:35.373 Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. 00:54:35.375 --> 00:54:38.208 - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! 00:54:38.210 --> 00:54:40.210 - Horrible! You know that? - [Lady Bird] I'm sorry. 00:54:41.339 --> 00:54:42.255 - Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be 00:54:42.257 --> 00:54:43.463 the nice guy. She has to know. 00:54:43.465 --> 00:54:45.090 She has to know how you feel. 00:54:45.092 --> 00:54:47.594 Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, 00:54:47.596 --> 00:54:50.221 and nobody ever gets hurt. 00:54:50.223 --> 00:54:52.014 Wrong side of the tracks! 00:54:52.016 --> 00:54:53.683 - I didn't mean it that way. - [Marion] Yeah. 00:54:53.685 --> 00:54:55.309 - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. 00:54:55.311 --> 00:54:58.438 They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. 00:54:58.440 --> 00:55:00.105 We thought we would've moved some place better. 00:55:00.107 --> 00:55:01.940 Whatever we give you, it's never enough. 00:55:01.942 --> 00:55:03.692 - It's never enough. - It is enough. 00:55:03.694 --> 00:55:06.029 Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? 00:55:06.031 --> 00:55:09.407 And how much you're just throwing away every day? 00:55:09.409 --> 00:55:12.492 Give me a number. 00:55:12.494 --> 00:55:13.496 What? 00:55:20.252 --> 00:55:21.420 Give me a number. 00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:23.924 I don't understand. 00:55:25.382 --> 00:55:27.132 You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me. 00:55:27.134 --> 00:55:29.594 And I'm going to get older and make a lot of money, 00:55:29.596 --> 00:55:31.387 and write you a check for what I owe you. 00:55:31.389 --> 00:55:33.725 So that I never have to speak to you again. 00:55:34.935 --> 00:55:38.395 Well I highly doubt that you will be able to get a job good enough to do that. 00:55:44.527 --> 00:55:46.444 So the attack on Baghdad last night, 00:55:46.446 --> 00:55:48.404 - it was absolutely unbelievable. - [phone ringing] 00:55:48.406 --> 00:55:51.032 [female reporter] That's right. Yeah, the likes of which, uh, many US... 00:55:51.034 --> 00:55:53.534 - [Lady Bird] Hello? - Hey, it's me, Jenna. 00:55:53.536 --> 00:55:56.036 Hey. Are you calling me from school? 00:55:56.038 --> 00:55:59.456 No. We got out early 'cause all the Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon. 00:55:59.458 --> 00:56:01.875 Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's Day. 00:56:01.877 --> 00:56:04.628 Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling mini liquor bottles 00:56:04.630 --> 00:56:05.963 in the tampon machine, 00:56:05.965 --> 00:56:07.257 - and now they're all throwing up. - [chuckles] 00:56:07.259 --> 00:56:09.052 Everyone else got out early. 00:56:10.052 --> 00:56:11.802 So, guess where I am. 00:56:11.804 --> 00:56:13.096 I don't know. Where? 00:56:13.098 --> 00:56:16.014 - [doorbell rings] - Ding dong. I'm outside. 00:56:16.016 --> 00:56:18.310 - What? - I'm standing outside. 00:56:19.980 --> 00:56:22.355 No. Just leave. 00:56:22.357 --> 00:56:23.357 Leave. 00:56:24.317 --> 00:56:26.692 - Fuck! - Hello. 00:56:26.694 --> 00:56:27.778 Hi. 00:56:30.197 --> 00:56:31.449 [inhales] 00:56:35.369 --> 00:56:36.538 So this is your house? 00:56:38.498 --> 00:56:39.873 Yeah. 00:56:39.875 --> 00:56:43.000 That lady in the other house was totally freaked out. 00:56:43.002 --> 00:56:46.088 That's my friend's grandma. That's her house. 00:56:48.382 --> 00:56:53.344 Why did you say it was your house? 00:56:53.346 --> 00:56:55.556 I wished I lived in that house. 00:56:56.683 --> 00:57:00.518 I don't even sort of understand why somebody would lie about that. 00:57:00.520 --> 00:57:02.145 I-I didn't lie. 00:57:02.147 --> 00:57:04.146 You lied. You're a liar. 00:57:04.148 --> 00:57:06.065 I hate dishonesty. 00:57:06.067 --> 00:57:07.067 I'm sorry. 00:57:11.739 --> 00:57:13.407 Apology accepted, I guess. 00:57:16.243 --> 00:57:17.912 Are we still friends? 00:57:18.913 --> 00:57:22.583 I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend, then yeah, I guess I'll see you around. 00:57:24.127 --> 00:57:25.250 [dogs barking] 00:57:25.252 --> 00:57:26.252 [texting] 00:57:29.049 --> 00:57:32.467 [reporter] Mortar rounds fired at the camp that will fly over them 00:57:32.469 --> 00:57:35.511 if they are down below on surface of the ground. 00:57:35.513 --> 00:57:38.975 And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me. We've had to do it... 00:57:41.853 --> 00:57:43.063 [Lady Bird] I'm ready. 00:57:44.438 --> 00:57:45.855 [Kyle] What? 00:57:45.857 --> 00:57:48.650 I'm ready to have sex. 00:57:48.652 --> 00:57:50.654 Oh. Okay. 00:57:51.779 --> 00:57:52.781 Great. 00:58:01.413 --> 00:58:03.456 You're so dexterous with that. [chuckles] 00:58:03.458 --> 00:58:04.458 Thanks. 00:58:08.170 --> 00:58:09.630 Oh. 00:58:14.427 --> 00:58:15.554 [exhales] 00:58:17.806 --> 00:58:21.891 - You okay? - Yeah. 00:58:21.893 --> 00:58:23.228 [kisses] 00:58:25.438 --> 00:58:26.565 [moans] 00:58:30.569 --> 00:58:33.779 [Lady Bird moaning] 00:58:38.409 --> 00:58:39.828 [Kyle moans] 00:58:42.581 --> 00:58:43.582 Are you... 00:58:44.540 --> 00:58:47.042 - Are you done? - Yeah. Yes. 00:58:48.460 --> 00:58:51.545 Sorry. I was confused. 00:58:51.547 --> 00:58:53.547 - You have like... - What? 00:58:53.549 --> 00:58:56.050 - You have some sort of like blood. - What? 00:58:56.052 --> 00:58:57.719 Oh. Shit! 00:58:57.721 --> 00:58:59.264 I get nosebleeds. 00:59:00.806 --> 00:59:02.431 - Here. - Thanks. 00:59:02.433 --> 00:59:04.558 I'm sorry. 00:59:04.560 --> 00:59:05.560 No. I'm good. 00:59:06.478 --> 00:59:09.646 [Lady Bird] Remember when tie-dye was an activity? 00:59:09.648 --> 00:59:13.025 Oh, I didn't make that shirt. My parents got it for me at Sea Ranch. 00:59:13.027 --> 00:59:15.404 You can read Sea Ranch if you look close. 00:59:18.657 --> 00:59:20.618 Cut to ten years later. 00:59:22.328 --> 00:59:23.953 What? 00:59:23.955 --> 00:59:26.706 Like how ten years ago, you were in first grade. 00:59:26.708 --> 00:59:28.293 Now we cut to... 00:59:29.627 --> 00:59:32.628 What does cut to mean to you? 00:59:32.630 --> 00:59:35.632 Or like, you know, little did he know. 00:59:35.634 --> 00:59:37.175 Nothing you're saying is making any sense. 00:59:37.177 --> 00:59:39.009 How we're not virgins now. 00:59:39.011 --> 00:59:42.264 We deflowered each other. We have each other's flowers. 00:59:49.105 --> 00:59:50.190 Sorry. 00:59:52.067 --> 00:59:53.275 I'm just happy. 00:59:58.156 --> 01:00:00.324 I didn't lose my virginity to you. 01:00:02.786 --> 01:00:03.787 Wait... 01:00:04.788 --> 01:00:05.789 What? 01:00:06.790 --> 01:00:09.208 I lost my virginity to Cassy Duvall. 01:00:10.543 --> 01:00:11.668 Excuse me? 01:00:11.670 --> 01:00:13.210 You said you were a virgin. 01:00:13.212 --> 01:00:15.337 No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not. 01:00:15.339 --> 01:00:19.717 - And I haven't lied in two years. - Oh, Jesus. 01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:22.472 Yeah. I probably slept with, like, six people. 01:00:25.391 --> 01:00:27.808 You don't even know if it's six people? 01:00:27.810 --> 01:00:29.601 I don't keep a list. 01:00:29.603 --> 01:00:31.020 Why wouldn't you keep a list? 01:00:31.022 --> 01:00:33.105 - We're in high school. - Whoa. Why are you... What? 01:00:33.107 --> 01:00:36.402 - Why are you getting so moody? - You did say you were a virgin. 01:00:37.404 --> 01:00:39.239 I think you might've made an assumption. 01:00:41.199 --> 01:00:43.616 I just had a whole experience that was wrong. 01:00:43.618 --> 01:00:46.286 - Look, you're deciding to be upset. - No. I am upset. 01:00:46.288 --> 01:00:48.496 Because you're deciding to be. Don't be mad at me for this. 01:00:48.498 --> 01:00:51.165 It's stupid. You can't be mad at me for something I have no control over. 01:00:51.167 --> 01:00:53.166 I just wanted it to be special. 01:00:53.168 --> 01:00:56.462 Why? You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life. 01:00:56.464 --> 01:00:59.924 I was on top! Who the fuck is on top their first time? 01:00:59.926 --> 01:01:02.844 You have any, like, awareness of how many civilians we've killed 01:01:02.846 --> 01:01:05.471 - since the invasion in Iraq started... - Shut up! 01:01:05.473 --> 01:01:07.639 Shut up. 01:01:07.641 --> 01:01:10.227 Different things can be sad. It's not all war. 01:01:20.154 --> 01:01:22.198 Are we still going to prom together? 01:01:23.616 --> 01:01:24.618 Sure. 01:01:48.266 --> 01:01:50.766 I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up. 01:01:50.768 --> 01:01:55.521 Well, I was just arriving from work and it was easier. 01:01:55.523 --> 01:01:59.400 You okay? 01:01:59.402 --> 01:02:01.110 Aww, honey. 01:02:01.112 --> 01:02:02.280 He... 01:02:03.281 --> 01:02:06.574 - Oh. Oh, it's okay. - [sobbing] 01:02:06.576 --> 01:02:08.036 It's okay. 01:02:11.038 --> 01:02:12.623 What's this sweater? 01:02:13.833 --> 01:02:17.335 This is... My friend, Jenna, gave it to me. 01:02:17.337 --> 01:02:18.835 Who's Jenna? 01:02:18.837 --> 01:02:19.837 My friend. 01:02:24.344 --> 01:02:27.011 You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity? 01:02:27.013 --> 01:02:31.266 I don't have a second shift. 01:02:31.268 --> 01:02:32.269 Yeah. 01:02:34.061 --> 01:02:36.063 [guitar playing] 01:02:45.656 --> 01:02:53.656 [music continues] 01:02:56.793 --> 01:03:04.793 [music continues] 01:03:09.723 --> 01:03:11.389 [music ends] 01:03:11.391 --> 01:03:13.099 [male report] The attack came in waves, 01:03:13.101 --> 01:03:16.811 cruise missiles, followed by the F117 stealth bombers 01:03:16.813 --> 01:03:20.023 with so-called bunker buster bombs. 01:03:20.025 --> 01:03:22.065 With target a bunker believed... 01:03:22.067 --> 01:03:24.902 Lady Bird, a bunch of things arrived for you. 01:03:24.904 --> 01:03:25.904 Holy shit! 01:03:27.781 --> 01:03:29.658 - Since when do you get mail? - I get mail. 01:03:32.078 --> 01:03:35.123 Whatever you're up to, it's not gonna end well. 01:04:00.773 --> 01:04:01.775 Yes! 01:04:04.360 --> 01:04:06.735 [yells] 01:04:06.737 --> 01:04:08.987 These programmers nowadays are like kids, man. 01:04:08.989 --> 01:04:10.280 I know. 01:04:10.282 --> 01:04:13.951 But that's why I think with me, you'll find something different. 01:04:13.953 --> 01:04:15.828 Yeah, but they're like babies. 01:04:15.830 --> 01:04:17.788 I hear you. It's wild. 01:04:17.790 --> 01:04:19.791 Which is why I went back to school 01:04:19.793 --> 01:04:23.378 and got my MBA at UC Davis while still working at ISC. 01:04:23.380 --> 01:04:25.045 Oh. [sputters] 01:04:25.047 --> 01:04:26.965 - Wow. That must've been a lot of work. - It was. 01:04:26.967 --> 01:04:28.925 I heard ISC's closing now though. 01:04:28.927 --> 01:04:30.677 I heard. Yes. 01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:34.641 So the assholes who fired you are now closing up shop. 01:04:36.016 --> 01:04:38.477 - Feels good. - [laughs] Yeah. 01:04:40.980 --> 01:04:41.982 Uh... 01:04:43.357 --> 01:04:45.817 What else is supposed to happen? 01:04:45.819 --> 01:04:47.821 Oh, I, uh, thought we'd... 01:04:48.989 --> 01:04:50.615 talk about the position. 01:04:52.701 --> 01:04:53.702 How'd it go? 01:04:56.203 --> 01:04:59.873 Let's go buy a big bag of Doritos and eat them in the car 01:04:59.875 --> 01:05:01.877 - to celebrate your wait list. - Okay. 01:05:02.877 --> 01:05:06.005 But don't tell Mom about the Doritos or the wait list. 01:05:07.590 --> 01:05:08.965 - Hey. - Hi, son. 01:05:08.967 --> 01:05:10.967 Wait. What are you doing here? 01:05:10.969 --> 01:05:13.011 Well, um... 01:05:13.013 --> 01:05:15.306 I guess we're, uh, going for the same job then. 01:05:18.976 --> 01:05:20.645 Looks like it. 01:05:24.065 --> 01:05:25.900 - Go get 'em. - Thanks. 01:05:27.444 --> 01:05:28.862 - This-This way? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 01:05:34.659 --> 01:05:37.744 I know it was you who did the just married thing. 01:05:37.746 --> 01:05:39.329 It wasn't me. 01:05:39.331 --> 01:05:41.163 I'm not going to punish you. 01:05:41.165 --> 01:05:42.831 Oh. Why not? 01:05:42.833 --> 01:05:44.125 [Sister Joan chuckling] 01:05:44.127 --> 01:05:45.212 It was funny. 01:05:47.214 --> 01:05:50.215 Sister Gina and I drove all the way home before we noticed people were honking. 01:05:50.217 --> 01:05:52.675 - Really? - [both laughing] 01:05:52.677 --> 01:05:58.014 To be fair, I wasn't just married to Jesus. It's been 40 years. 01:05:58.016 --> 01:05:59.431 Well, he's a lucky guy. 01:05:59.433 --> 01:06:01.058 [Sister Joan laughing] 01:06:01.060 --> 01:06:02.645 I read your college essay. 01:06:04.730 --> 01:06:08.065 You clearly love Sacramento. 01:06:08.067 --> 01:06:10.777 - I do? - You write about Sacramento 01:06:10.779 --> 01:06:13.487 so affectionately and with such care. 01:06:13.489 --> 01:06:15.697 Well, I was just describing it. 01:06:15.699 --> 01:06:18.242 Well, it comes across as love. 01:06:18.244 --> 01:06:22.871 Sure. I guess I pay attention. 01:06:22.873 --> 01:06:25.875 Don't you think they are maybe the same thing? 01:06:25.877 --> 01:06:28.462 Love and attention? 01:06:36.346 --> 01:06:39.639 Guess you won't be going to any dances in college. 01:06:39.641 --> 01:06:41.266 This is our last one. 01:06:41.268 --> 01:06:44.101 You know Davis has a terrific theater 01:06:44.103 --> 01:06:46.061 if you're still interested in theater. 01:06:46.063 --> 01:06:49.940 - Are ya? - I'm probably no good at acting. 01:06:49.942 --> 01:06:53.820 [exhales] Why don't I look like the girls in the magazines? 01:06:53.822 --> 01:06:56.655 It's too bad I can't meet this Kyle before prom. 01:06:56.657 --> 01:06:58.991 Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore. 01:06:58.993 --> 01:07:00.869 I mean, maybe he never even was. 01:07:00.871 --> 01:07:02.163 Well, I'd still like to meet him. 01:07:03.540 --> 01:07:05.625 It's too tight. Fuck. 01:07:07.168 --> 01:07:10.210 Well, I suggested you not have that second helping of pasta. 01:07:10.212 --> 01:07:13.130 - Mom. - Honey, you seem upset about it 01:07:13.132 --> 01:07:16.050 - and I'm trying to help. - You're giving me an eating disorder. 01:07:16.052 --> 01:07:18.763 [sighs] I wish I could get an eating disorder. 01:07:27.397 --> 01:07:28.857 I love it. 01:07:30.150 --> 01:07:31.359 Is it too pink? 01:07:35.362 --> 01:07:36.364 What? 01:07:41.203 --> 01:07:42.996 Why can't you say I look nice? 01:07:44.538 --> 01:07:46.079 I thought you didn't even care what I think. 01:07:46.081 --> 01:07:49.208 - I still want you to think I look good. - Okay. I'm sorry. 01:07:49.210 --> 01:07:51.793 I was telling you the truth. You want me to lie? 01:07:51.795 --> 01:07:53.924 No. I mean, I just wish... 01:07:55.174 --> 01:07:56.174 I just... 01:07:57.677 --> 01:07:59.137 I wish that you liked me. 01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:02.224 Of course I love you. 01:08:05.476 --> 01:08:06.978 But do you like me? 01:08:11.065 --> 01:08:16.362 I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be. 01:08:17.821 --> 01:08:19.907 What if this is the best version? 01:08:34.297 --> 01:08:35.712 You look really pretty. 01:08:35.714 --> 01:08:37.172 - Really? - Yeah. 01:08:37.174 --> 01:08:38.802 You look like a badass girl in a band. 01:08:39.886 --> 01:08:42.220 Thanks. 01:08:42.222 --> 01:08:43.429 [car honks] 01:08:43.431 --> 01:08:45.180 Um... 01:08:45.182 --> 01:08:47.183 I guess that's my date. 01:08:47.185 --> 01:08:51.270 You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks, are ya? 01:08:51.272 --> 01:08:52.982 I think, yes, I am. 01:08:54.901 --> 01:08:56.525 Let me get your picture. 01:08:56.527 --> 01:08:58.318 Your mom's pissed, she had to work a double. 01:08:58.320 --> 01:08:59.989 Even you deserve better than this. 01:09:01.240 --> 01:09:02.364 [camera shutter clicks] 01:09:02.366 --> 01:09:04.242 [Shelly] Have a good time. 01:09:04.244 --> 01:09:05.409 [Miguel] Yeah. Good luck. 01:09:05.411 --> 01:09:07.454 - See ya. - See ya. 01:09:09.081 --> 01:09:12.000 - [guy] I think she's weird. - [Jenna] She is weird. 01:09:12.002 --> 01:09:13.292 Hey, guys. 01:09:13.294 --> 01:09:15.295 I guess I'll just sit shotgun. 01:09:15.297 --> 01:09:16.297 Yeah. 01:09:19.049 --> 01:09:21.466 - You look really nice, Kyle. - You look good. 01:09:21.468 --> 01:09:22.636 Thanks. 01:09:23.637 --> 01:09:24.761 Hi. 01:09:24.763 --> 01:09:26.141 - Hi. - Hey. 01:09:28.142 --> 01:09:31.644 [chuckles] 01:09:31.646 --> 01:09:32.769 [Kyle] Hey, what's going on, man? 01:09:32.771 --> 01:09:35.105 ["Crash Into Me" playing ♪] 01:09:35.107 --> 01:09:36.567 Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great. 01:09:37.776 --> 01:09:39.359 Okay. 01:09:39.361 --> 01:09:42.238 Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom and just go to Mike's instead? 01:09:42.240 --> 01:09:44.073 [Jenna] Yeah. I hate dances. 01:09:44.075 --> 01:09:45.158 [boy] Yes. 01:09:45.160 --> 01:09:48.286 Yeah. Okay. No prom. 01:09:48.288 --> 01:09:50.123 ♪ Baby ♪ 01:09:51.124 --> 01:09:54.794 ♪ And I come into... ♪ 01:09:56.879 --> 01:10:02.341 - ♪ You ♪ - [Kyle] I fucking hate this song. 01:10:02.343 --> 01:10:03.552 I love it. 01:10:05.472 --> 01:10:07.389 I actually want to go to prom. 01:10:09.683 --> 01:10:11.561 Okay. Yeah. I mean... 01:10:13.271 --> 01:10:14.773 I don't really want to do that. 01:10:16.525 --> 01:10:20.902 Can you... Can you take me to my friend, Julie's house, please? 01:10:20.904 --> 01:10:21.905 Sure. 01:10:23.365 --> 01:10:24.491 Who's Julie? 01:10:26.618 --> 01:10:27.826 She's my best friend. 01:10:31.164 --> 01:10:33.372 ♪ Close to me ♪ 01:10:33.374 --> 01:10:35.875 ♪ Oh, and you come crash ♪ 01:10:35.877 --> 01:10:38.502 ♪ Into me ♪ 01:10:38.504 --> 01:10:40.255 ♪ Baby ♪ 01:10:40.257 --> 01:10:42.631 Julie, honey? 01:10:42.633 --> 01:10:44.134 There's someone here to see you. 01:10:57.982 --> 01:11:00.274 - Hey. - Hey. 01:11:00.276 --> 01:11:02.318 - Are you okay? - Fine. I'm fine. 01:11:02.320 --> 01:11:04.319 - [sobs] - What happened? 01:11:04.321 --> 01:11:05.824 Nothing really. Nothing. 01:11:07.032 --> 01:11:09.324 Why are you crying? 01:11:09.326 --> 01:11:11.077 Just crying. 01:11:11.079 --> 01:11:19.079 Some people aren't built happy, you know. 01:11:21.047 --> 01:11:23.213 [sobs] 01:11:23.215 --> 01:11:24.549 - [both chuckling] - Oh, my gosh. 01:11:24.551 --> 01:11:26.009 We ate all the cheese. 01:11:26.011 --> 01:11:29.679 It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size. 01:11:29.681 --> 01:11:32.015 - This one was a small one. - It's so small. 01:11:32.017 --> 01:11:33.308 - It was tiny. - That's not our fault. 01:11:33.310 --> 01:11:34.934 What-What were we to do? 01:11:34.936 --> 01:11:37.186 Fuck it! Let's just go to prom. 01:11:37.188 --> 01:11:38.770 Doesn't your mom have a dress? 01:11:38.772 --> 01:11:40.939 Let's be honest. I've had a dress for months. 01:11:40.941 --> 01:11:42.317 [both laughing] 01:11:42.319 --> 01:11:43.275 It's purple. 01:11:43.277 --> 01:11:45.278 - It is? - Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it. 01:11:45.280 --> 01:11:46.988 - Come and see it. - Okay. 01:11:46.990 --> 01:11:49.157 Cracker time. Dress time. 01:11:49.159 --> 01:11:50.241 I hope it fits. 01:11:50.243 --> 01:11:51.826 ["Crash Into Me" playing ♪] 01:11:51.828 --> 01:11:54.746 ♪ You've got your ball, you got your chain ♪ 01:11:54.748 --> 01:11:59.375 ♪ Tied to me tight, tie me up again ♪ 01:11:59.377 --> 01:12:04.505 ♪ Who's got their claws In you my friend? ♪ 01:12:04.507 --> 01:12:09.344 ♪ Into your heart I'll beat again ♪ 01:12:09.346 --> 01:12:14.349 ♪ Sweet like candy to my soul ♪ 01:12:14.351 --> 01:12:19.186 ♪ Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll ♪ 01:12:19.188 --> 01:12:20.438 ♪ Lost for you ♪ 01:12:20.440 --> 01:12:26.818 ♪ I'm so lost, for you ♪ 01:12:26.820 --> 01:12:31.032 People make so much noise in the movies, but it's really not a big thing. 01:12:31.034 --> 01:12:33.158 You can totally be quiet during it. 01:12:33.160 --> 01:12:34.743 Was it amazing though? 01:12:34.745 --> 01:12:36.578 I wanted it so badly, 01:12:36.580 --> 01:12:41.085 but then I found that when it happened... 01:12:42.169 --> 01:12:44.962 I-I really like dry humping much more. 01:12:44.964 --> 01:12:47.799 [both laughing] 01:12:47.801 --> 01:12:50.426 You're not a virgin. 01:12:50.428 --> 01:12:52.804 - I can't wait for state fair. - Ah, I know. 01:12:52.806 --> 01:12:54.641 [both] Log ride. 01:12:58.477 --> 01:13:00.105 - Shit. - What? 01:13:01.522 --> 01:13:04.774 I'm not gonna be here this summer, like, all summer, basically. 01:13:04.776 --> 01:13:06.775 - Why not? - My dad, my real dad, 01:13:06.777 --> 01:13:08.445 he resurfaced in Yellowstone, 01:13:08.864 --> 01:13:11.116 and he wants me to come there for the summer, 01:13:11.700 --> 01:13:13.159 before I start SCC. 01:13:13.910 --> 01:13:14.953 Oh. 01:13:16.996 --> 01:13:19.663 [sighs] I'm not going anywhere to college, so it seemed like a good opportunity. 01:13:19.665 --> 01:13:20.708 Yeah. 01:13:22.919 --> 01:13:25.255 [sighs] I'm gonna miss the fuck out of you. 01:13:27.464 --> 01:13:29.716 [Lady Bird] I probably won't get in, so 01:13:29.718 --> 01:13:32.137 I'll go to Davis and I'll see you every day. 01:13:39.227 --> 01:13:43.688 Now, I want spirits to enforce, and art to enchant, 01:13:43.690 --> 01:13:45.275 and my ending is despair. 01:13:46.567 --> 01:13:48.067 Unless I be relieved by prayer, 01:13:48.069 --> 01:13:52.070 which pierces so that it assaults mercy itself 01:13:52.072 --> 01:13:54.489 and freeze all faults. 01:13:54.491 --> 01:13:57.577 As you from crimes would pardon thee. 01:13:57.579 --> 01:14:00.496 Let your indulgence set me free. 01:14:00.498 --> 01:14:02.372 - Yes! - [applause] 01:14:02.374 --> 01:14:03.917 Ooh! 01:14:03.919 --> 01:14:06.085 [applause and whistling] 01:14:06.087 --> 01:14:09.758 - [man] Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson. - [crowd cheering] 01:14:12.761 --> 01:14:14.385 - [crowd cheering continues] - Yeah! 01:14:14.387 --> 01:14:16.054 - Cheers. - [cheering] 01:14:16.056 --> 01:14:17.721 To Miguel and his new job. 01:14:17.723 --> 01:14:19.515 - Yay. - Here, here. Yes. 01:14:19.517 --> 01:14:22.685 - To Lady Bird going to Davis. - [Larry] To Davis. 01:14:22.687 --> 01:14:24.479 - Congratulations. - [Larry] Good school. 01:14:24.481 --> 01:14:28.524 Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um, you could totally take over my old job. 01:14:28.526 --> 01:14:31.318 - Great. Thanks, Miguel. - I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird. 01:14:31.320 --> 01:14:33.445 You walked weird across the stage, but you did it! 01:14:33.447 --> 01:14:35.532 - I didn't walk weird. - Well, it seemed a little weird. 01:14:35.534 --> 01:14:38.784 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey. 01:14:38.786 --> 01:14:40.744 Aw, I missed you guys. 01:14:40.746 --> 01:14:42.538 Oh, did you find out about the wait list? 01:14:42.540 --> 01:14:43.999 Oh, fuck. 01:14:47.670 --> 01:14:49.336 What? 01:14:49.338 --> 01:14:55.217 I'm not even in yet, so this might not even be a problem. 01:14:55.219 --> 01:14:57.554 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone behind your back. 01:14:57.556 --> 01:15:01.226 I just... It's not like I'm definitely going to New York. 01:15:02.643 --> 01:15:03.643 Mom. 01:15:05.105 --> 01:15:06.188 Mom. 01:15:07.691 --> 01:15:09.565 Aren't you, sort of, proud that I'm so close to getting in? 01:15:09.567 --> 01:15:11.442 Just a little? 01:15:11.444 --> 01:15:13.778 I mean... yes, I know it was probably easier 01:15:13.780 --> 01:15:17.448 because 9-11 and less people applying with terrorism and all that, 01:15:17.450 --> 01:15:19.701 but still though, I'm sorry. 01:15:19.703 --> 01:15:23.912 I know I can lie and not be a good person, but... 01:15:23.914 --> 01:15:25.540 please, Mom. 01:15:25.542 --> 01:15:27.500 Please. I'm so sorry. 01:15:27.502 --> 01:15:29.377 I didn't mean to hurt you. 01:15:29.379 --> 01:15:31.587 I-I appreciate everything you've done for me. 01:15:31.589 --> 01:15:33.590 I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry. 01:15:33.592 --> 01:15:35.218 I'm so sorry I wanted more. 01:15:37.553 --> 01:15:39.845 Just... Please! 01:15:39.847 --> 01:15:40.848 Talk to me. 01:15:41.932 --> 01:15:43.725 I know I'm-I'm so bad! 01:15:43.727 --> 01:15:44.934 I know I am. 01:15:44.936 --> 01:15:46.853 But please just talk to me, Mom. 01:15:46.855 --> 01:15:48.440 Mom, please talk to me. 01:16:02.579 --> 01:16:04.287 - Here. - [register beeping] 01:16:04.289 --> 01:16:05.373 Then next one. 01:16:07.750 --> 01:16:09.084 That'll be three dollars. 01:16:12.713 --> 01:16:14.087 You passed. 01:16:14.089 --> 01:16:15.631 - Seriously? - Yes. 01:16:15.633 --> 01:16:17.884 [sighs] Thanks. 01:16:17.886 --> 01:16:19.426 It's not a thanking situation. 01:16:19.428 --> 01:16:21.138 You either pass or you don't pass. 01:16:22.139 --> 01:16:23.848 Yay. [chuckles] 01:16:23.850 --> 01:16:26.143 - [sighs] - [knocking on door] 01:16:27.145 --> 01:16:28.146 Come in. 01:16:31.941 --> 01:16:33.526 Happy birthday to you 01:16:35.695 --> 01:16:37.194 You remembered. 01:16:37.196 --> 01:16:38.364 You're my only daughter. 01:16:40.075 --> 01:16:42.077 Well, Shelly too. Kind of. 01:16:43.578 --> 01:16:44.955 Thanks. 01:16:47.289 --> 01:16:48.290 Make a wish. 01:16:54.630 --> 01:16:56.756 Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this? 01:16:56.758 --> 01:16:58.882 No. We can't afford to. 01:16:58.884 --> 01:17:01.012 - [laughs] - Dad. 01:17:01.346 --> 01:17:02.429 I'm kidding, no. 01:17:02.806 --> 01:17:04.680 I love your mom. 01:17:04.682 --> 01:17:06.099 Does Mom hate me? 01:17:06.101 --> 01:17:09.728 [exhales] You both have such strong personalities. 01:17:11.021 --> 01:17:14.148 She doesn't know how to help you and it frustrates her. 01:17:14.150 --> 01:17:15.859 I wish she'd talk to me. 01:17:15.861 --> 01:17:21.363 She will. I know. 01:17:21.365 --> 01:17:22.866 Happy 18. 01:17:22.868 --> 01:17:23.868 Thanks. 01:17:25.245 --> 01:17:26.246 Do you want some? 01:17:27.329 --> 01:17:29.706 Yes. [chuckles] 01:17:29.708 --> 01:17:32.125 One pack of Camel Lights please, 01:17:32.127 --> 01:17:33.751 and a Scratcher, 01:17:33.753 --> 01:17:36.253 and a Playgirl. 01:17:36.255 --> 01:17:37.255 ID. 01:17:38.717 --> 01:17:40.716 That'll be 10.87. 01:17:40.718 --> 01:17:43.720 Oh, um, it's my birthday today. 01:17:43.722 --> 01:17:47.181 I'm 18, which is why all these things, I can buy them. 01:17:47.183 --> 01:17:48.726 Okay. Happy birthday. 01:17:56.610 --> 01:18:04.610 Thanks. 01:18:14.419 --> 01:18:16.421 ["This Eve of Parting" playing ♪] 01:18:22.218 --> 01:18:26.597 With her scholarships and then if we refinance the house, then where are we? 01:18:30.685 --> 01:18:35.729 ♪ It's hard to think this eve of parting ♪ 01:18:35.731 --> 01:18:38.190 ♪ Turns to sand of summer... ♪ 01:18:38.192 --> 01:18:40.443 You're only supposed to use it for emergencies. 01:18:40.445 --> 01:18:42.403 It's my tracking device. 01:18:42.405 --> 01:18:47.242 When both our minds Are warped with parting 01:18:47.244 --> 01:18:51.121 ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ 01:18:54.459 --> 01:18:58.836 ♪ Flesh cries out, "Don't move don't leave me" ♪ 01:18:58.838 --> 01:19:02.799 ♪ Conscience runs till out of breath ♪ 01:19:02.801 --> 01:19:07.177 ♪ Sunrise pregnant with your leaving ♪ 01:19:07.179 --> 01:19:10.432 ♪ Creeping in like certain death ♪ 01:19:20.360 --> 01:19:22.070 [song ends] 01:19:23.571 --> 01:19:25.364 - Thank you for driving. - You're welcome. 01:19:27.075 --> 01:19:28.908 You're not coming? 01:19:28.910 --> 01:19:30.750 You can't walk up to the gates anymore, anyway. 01:19:33.330 --> 01:19:35.081 Yeah, but I'm going to college. 01:19:35.083 --> 01:19:36.916 Well, Dad will walk you to security. 01:19:36.918 --> 01:19:38.628 Parking's too expensive here. 01:19:56.896 --> 01:19:58.731 [piano playing] 01:20:19.544 --> 01:20:21.504 [music continues] 01:20:35.810 --> 01:20:37.812 [sobs] 01:20:44.444 --> 01:20:45.654 There it is. 01:20:46.862 --> 01:20:47.862 There it is. [sobs] 01:20:48.822 --> 01:20:49.824 Hello. 01:21:04.380 --> 01:21:05.963 [sobs] 01:21:05.965 --> 01:21:06.967 It's okay. 01:21:09.468 --> 01:21:10.553 She'll be back. 01:21:12.888 --> 01:21:14.098 She'll come back. 01:21:16.935 --> 01:21:18.812 [guitar playing] 01:21:33.994 --> 01:21:35.078 [car horn honking] 01:22:27.630 --> 01:22:32.175 [Larry] She was worried that there would be errors or mistakes or something, 01:22:32.177 --> 01:22:35.013 that you'd judge her writing abilities. 01:22:36.097 --> 01:22:38.014 I wouldn't do that. 01:22:38.016 --> 01:22:39.974 I thought you should have them, 01:22:39.976 --> 01:22:44.103 but I want you to know how much she loves you, 01:22:44.105 --> 01:22:46.857 but also don't tell her I salvaged them, okay? 01:22:48.485 --> 01:22:49.859 Okay. 01:22:49.861 --> 01:22:55.113 ["Always See Your Face" playing ♪] 01:22:55.115 --> 01:22:58.453 ♪ Won't somebody please ♪ 01:22:59.579 --> 01:23:05.958 ♪ Help me with my miseries ♪ 01:23:05.960 --> 01:23:07.753 - Hey. - Hey. 01:23:09.463 --> 01:23:11.130 Do you believe in God? 01:23:11.132 --> 01:23:13.382 - Uh, no. - Why not? 01:23:13.384 --> 01:23:15.971 [laughs] Really? Uh, it's ridiculous. 01:23:19.266 --> 01:23:24.060 People call each other by names that their parents made up for them, 01:23:24.062 --> 01:23:25.730 but they won't believe in God. 01:23:27.106 --> 01:23:28.148 What's your name? 01:23:32.404 --> 01:23:34.903 Christine. My name is Christine. 01:23:34.905 --> 01:23:36.322 Hey. I'm David. 01:23:36.324 --> 01:23:37.823 You shake. [chuckles] 01:23:37.825 --> 01:23:40.076 - I shake. - Okay. [chuckles] 01:23:40.078 --> 01:23:42.662 - Where you from? - Sacramento. 01:23:42.664 --> 01:23:45.038 Sorry. Where? 01:23:45.040 --> 01:23:46.207 San Francisco. 01:23:46.209 --> 01:23:49.460 Oh, cool. Yeah. San Francisco's a great city. 01:23:49.462 --> 01:23:50.547 [chuckles] Really. 01:23:54.426 --> 01:23:58.886 ♪ Can't somebody see, yeah ♪ 01:23:58.888 --> 01:24:01.932 ♪ What this world has done to me ♪ 01:24:05.061 --> 01:24:07.269 [Lady Bird] Bruce. Bruce. 01:24:07.271 --> 01:24:08.729 No. My name is David. 01:24:08.731 --> 01:24:10.648 Jesus Christ. You have really bad music. 01:24:10.650 --> 01:24:12.774 It's all greatest hits. 01:24:12.776 --> 01:24:14.527 But they're the greatest. 01:24:14.529 --> 01:24:15.987 What's wrong with that? 01:24:15.989 --> 01:24:18.155 ♪ Where you go, go ♪ 01:24:18.157 --> 01:24:21.578 ♪ You will always see my face ♪ 01:24:24.623 --> 01:24:26.079 - [hurls] - Oh, God! 01:24:26.081 --> 01:24:27.748 [Lady Bird] I'm sorry. 01:24:27.750 --> 01:24:29.753 [sirens blaring] 01:24:35.424 --> 01:24:37.218 What do you want us to do? She's drunk. 01:24:41.138 --> 01:24:42.641 [song ends] 01:24:58.822 --> 01:25:06.822 [sighs] 01:25:42.325 --> 01:25:44.242 Excuse me. What day is it? 01:25:44.244 --> 01:25:46.159 Sunday. 01:25:46.161 --> 01:25:47.244 Thank you. 01:25:47.246 --> 01:25:48.248 [bell tolling] 01:26:02.094 --> 01:26:04.263 - [bell tolling continues] - [choir singing] 01:26:08.935 --> 01:26:11.228 [choir singing continues] 01:26:23.240 --> 01:26:25.368 [choir singing continues] 01:26:40.008 --> 01:26:42.135 [choir singing continues] 01:26:46.138 --> 01:26:47.932 [phone ringing] 01:26:58.151 --> 01:27:00.609 [Larry] Hi. You've reached the McPherson family. 01:27:00.611 --> 01:27:02.444 Please leave a message. Thank you. 01:27:02.446 --> 01:27:03.947 [beeps] 01:27:03.949 --> 01:27:05.075 Hi, Mom and Dad. 01:27:06.200 --> 01:27:08.911 It's me. Christine. 01:27:10.579 --> 01:27:13.165 It's the name you gave me. It's a good one. 01:27:16.002 --> 01:27:17.754 Dad, this is more for Mom. 01:27:20.923 --> 01:27:22.551 Hey, Mom. 01:27:25.178 --> 01:27:31.724 Did you feel emotional the first time that you drove in Sacramento? 01:27:31.726 --> 01:27:35.519 I did, and I wanted to tell you, 01:27:35.521 --> 01:27:38.440 but we weren't really talking when it happened. 01:27:40.360 --> 01:27:42.860 All those bends I've known my whole life, 01:27:42.862 --> 01:27:48.241 and stores and the whole thing. 01:27:48.243 --> 01:27:54.581 [Marion's indistinct voice] 01:27:54.583 --> 01:27:56.960 [Marion's indistinct voice continues] 01:28:07.387 --> 01:28:08.972 But I wanted to tell you... 01:28:11.432 --> 01:28:13.100 I love you. [sighs] 01:28:14.436 --> 01:28:17.105 Thank you. I'm... 01:28:20.066 --> 01:28:21.067 Thank you. 01:28:26.408 --> 01:28:31.408 01:28:31.410 --> 01:28:32.410 [inhales] 01:28:34.205 --> 01:28:36.458 [instrumental starts] 01:33:33.754 --> 01:33:35.297 [music ends]